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  • NiTe-HaWk
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 1196

    #101
    This is hilarious.
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    • camzer0
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 12

      #102
      I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

      http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

      God bless me + GFY
      Hire me

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      • ChandieGirl
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 1421

        #103
        "I will make my own GFY Tanktop and wear it to support my newfound family to show how much I care about you. If anyone else will be attending please don't release yourself on me.

        I LOVE you all. I am already ::excited::"


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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #104
          omg, whoever is behind this thread is really going the distance and deserves some sort of award...fucking brilliant

          i am laughing out loud...literally...

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          • sherie
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 7020

            #105
            Originally posted by mdcq
            Nah I made it yesterday for a thread somebody started about orange juice pulp. I just been using it everywhere because I love OJ's face in that pic.
            Phew! LOL it's great!! I was expecting the regular "English mutherfucker, do you SPEAK it" then BLAMO! It's great!
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            • eGawd
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 567

              #106
              Originally posted by camzer0
              I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

              http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

              God bless me + GFY
              Originally posted by camzer0
              Thank you legendary ytcracker. I did not want to bring my skills into this topic because I was worried that other webmasters would phear me but now that I see you support me then I don't think anyone would care to bring me down, thank you.

              Ytcracker has tapped into my true goal in life and that is to have a hackersex porn niche. If you don't know about my past, listen to his song.

              Some of my ideas include "giving my *root* to a females insecure p[ass]word.", or "releasing my exploit on a females face forum."

              I have many more ideas but if any of you decide to use them please include me in the films. Eventually I can imagine myself becoming a director.
              Oh Lord what do we have on our hands. Brilliant!

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              • ytcracker
                stc is the greatest
                • Dec 2002
                • 12403

                #107
                Originally posted by eGawd
                Oh Lord what do we have on our hands. Brilliant!
                cam0 is a riot
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                • JustinF
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 286

                  #108
                  A hackersex porn niche? WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

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                  • Baal
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 696

                    #109
                    Originally posted by camzer0
                    I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

                    http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

                    God bless me + GFY
                    Looks like this character has been legitificationalized

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                    • hydro
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 4216

                      #110
                      cam0 if you see this contact me. i have some work for you (non fucking/adult) but still high paying.

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                      • cali_22
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 2330

                        #111
                        Originally posted by camzer0
                        Hi I have been interested in being an adult start since I was a young child. I am now an adult and can MAKE YOU RICH.

                        I don't have a large penis or anything but I do have lots of energy and can list hours upon end. I can get with several girls at once no need to have just one.

                        I don't like men(a lot) so please stick to women. I will work for cheap.

                        I will MAKE YOU FAMOUS. Anyone interested PM me or comment and I will contact you.

                        I can only offer myself to the first companies who contact me because I want to start of exclusive. You can even register a domain for just me.

                        You will like me when you get to know me and my body.




                        hahahahhaa

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                        • PornGeneral
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 564

                          #112
                          Damn, though he posted again... This thread was a classic...

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                          • Kicker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 7040

                            #113
                            Nice one
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                            • hydro
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 4216

                              #114
                              bump, contact me cam0

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                              • liquidblue33
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 130

                                #115
                                You are a total fucking retard.

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                                • Basic_man
                                  Programming King Pin
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 27360

                                  #116
                                  The monkey is back ? :D
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                                  • pxxx
                                    First African GFY Member
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 12114

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                    Juicy?
                                    This whole thing has his smell all over it.

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                                    • Manowar
                                      jellyfish  
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by Basic_man
                                      The monkey is back ? :D
                                      nope, just got bumped.

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                                      • slickcashlisa
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 447

                                        #119
                                        I am in love with this thread.......Amazing, frickin hillarious
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                                        • Bugbee
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 4609

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                          Oh shit. I just about toasted another keyboard. Should of known better than read further and take a drink.

                                          So you scored high in anatomy, thats perfect. At least we know you will not try to belly button fuck them.

                                          Ok I shall take the bait and bite the bullet to ask. Just how endowed are you?
                                          OMFG this is the best thread I have seen pretty much ummmm EVER. Please forward this to anyone who needs a real good laugh.

                                          BTW does your mommy know you are hitting the pipe camzer0
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                                          • Lucy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 3969

                                            #121
                                            oh my god, it has to be fake nick, it just brings tears to my eyes, I am trying to find some words but just can't....,it makes me laugh so hard

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                                            • Strife
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 4534

                                              #122
                                              funniest post in awhile
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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #123
                                                Originally posted by camzer0
                                                they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

                                                How can it be your speciallty if no one has hired you to do it?

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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #124
                                                  Originally posted by camzer0
                                                  I am overwhelmed with the replies I have received on the board. My name is Cameron not Aaron though. If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

                                                  Please someone help me find a job. I am even considering gay4pay if this doesn't work out.

                                                  I love you all and I don't want our friendship to get ruined by anyone.

                                                  I took a fresh picture this morning. I didn't shower so don't mind my hair. (To be honest I think it would be a good pose for a video)

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                                                  • hova
                                                    Traffillionaire
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 22430

                                                    #125
                                                    damn this thread is funny!
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                                                    • GigaChris
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 1383

                                                      #126
                                                      can you say Lawrence Conner part 2
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                                                      • Rinaldo
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 5086

                                                        #127
                                                        This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this board
                                                        how come no one is sending this to other people to read?

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                                                        • Skidoo
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 49

                                                          #128

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                                                          • ytcracker
                                                            stc is the greatest
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 12403

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by pxxx
                                                            This whole thing has his smell all over it.
                                                            nah

                                                            cam0 is a real person
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                                                            • TheMob
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 8584

                                                              #130
                                                              bump, because i thought it was funny

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                                                              • Thurbs
                                                                The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                • 4785

                                                                #131
                                                                if only it was that easy ;)

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                                                                • eGawd
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 567

                                                                  #132
                                                                  This is a crazy thread.

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                                                                  • ytcracker
                                                                    stc is the greatest
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 12403

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Lol Thread
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                                                                    i love you

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                                                                    • ytcracker
                                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 12403

                                                                      #134
                                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                                      www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                                                                      i love you

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                                                                      • slipkid
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 791

                                                                        #135
                                                                        OK. We'll give you a tryout. Sign up for a free model profile on modelgig.com and we'll contact you.

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                                                                        • hova
                                                                          Traffillionaire
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22430

                                                                          #136
                                                                          another character, 90% of GFY is character
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                                                                          • Prof.Dr. Den
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                                            • 442

                                                                            #137
                                                                            damn right, fuck it.

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                                                                            • hydro
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 4216

                                                                              #138
                                                                              bump for the paris hilton hacker.

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                                                                              • sniperwolf
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                • 17743

                                                                                #139
                                                                                this thread needs some pics..lol
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