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08-23-2004, 10:59 PM

Hi I have been interested in being an adult start since I was a young child. I am now an adult and can MAKE YOU RICH.

I don't have a large penis or anything but I do have lots of energy and can list hours upon end. I can get with several girls at once no need to have just one.

I don't like men(a lot) so please stick to women. I will work for cheap.

I will MAKE YOU FAMOUS. Anyone interested PM me or comment and I will contact you.

I can only offer myself to the first companies who contact me because I want to start of exclusive. You can even register a domain for just me.

You will like me when you get to know me and my body.

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08-23-2004, 11:02 PM

ROFL
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08-23-2004, 11:02 PM

Sig Placement
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08-23-2004, 11:03 PM

holy god, who comes up with this shit....
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08-23-2004, 11:04 PM

This is good, I mean too funny.

I'm sure someone can find this guy some work. Whose interested haha? This is great.
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08-23-2004, 11:05 PM

Oh

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08-23-2004, 11:05 PM

is he bannable under lensmans' new "surfer act" ? or can he stay for being a complete nitwit but enteraining at it ?
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08-23-2004, 11:07 PM

I have had sex before, so don't think I am making this up. I come from cornfed strong men in my family. I have already been contacted but they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

This is how I want to live my life. Do not step in my path.

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08-23-2004, 11:09 PM

Juicy?

I play with Google.
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08-23-2004, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by camzer0
I have had sex before, so don't think I am making this up. I come from cornfed strong men in my family. I have already been contacted but they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

This is how I want to live my life. Do not step in my path.

Place yer bets on who this really is.

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08-23-2004, 11:09 PM

wheres oj when you need him....
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08-23-2004, 11:10 PM

double anal?
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08-23-2004, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Place yer bets on who this really is.

I believe this guy is for real , juicy does not compose his messages in that way
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08-23-2004, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Fake Nick
I believe this guy is for real , juicy does not compose his messages in that way

My guess is not juicy.

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08-23-2004, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Persius
double anal?

I only have one male organ so I can only do natural anal. If you mean on me that is against my law.

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08-23-2004, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by camzer0
I have had sex before, so don't think I am making this up. I come from cornfed strong men in my family. I have already been contacted but they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

This is how I want to live my life. Do not step in my path.

LMAO........hahahaha.....I'll give you this, you are an original deuche bag to come up with this....ahahhaha I can't stop laughing dude

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08-23-2004, 11:12 PM

Don't know what to say??? OMG!! I have had sex before too! Ya got a ways to go to catch up.

Advise age. Are you old enough for this board?
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08-23-2004, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by camzer0
I have had sex before, so don't think I am making this up. I come from cornfed strong men in my family. I have already been contacted but they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

This is how I want to live my life. Do not step in my path.

A job is a job. Take the $ and move on.

Threats don't go far here and are taken seriously.
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08-23-2004, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by pussyluver
A job is a job. Take the $ and move on.

Threats don't go far here and are taken seriously.

I did not threaten anyone. I have a dream that one day I will be with women in movies and I asked not to step in my path, kindly. If you are envious of my dream then I see the resentment otherwise I do not follow. I love you because you love pussy, pussyluver, so you help me and I will help you. This is a community about unity and I am here to be a soldier and going to fuck others instead of fucking myself.

I will help the community!

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08-23-2004, 11:21 PM

Is this for real?
LMFAO i just fell ouf of my chair.
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08-23-2004, 11:22 PM

wtfck is this bullshit?
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08-23-2004, 11:22 PM

"This is a community about unity"

Please pass me the herb in that pipe.

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08-23-2004, 11:23 PM

LOL
too many fake nicks lately

Converting like a mofo
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08-23-2004, 11:23 PM

now thats a "mean mog"

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08-23-2004, 11:25 PM

i cant write a serious reply to that
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08-23-2004, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by Big Rick

now thats a "mean mog"

I didnt know corey feldman was still alive, but I'll be goddamned, here he is on GFY, looking for porn work. (SEPERATED AT BIRTH?)

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08-23-2004, 11:27 PM

I am at a total loss for words
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08-23-2004, 11:28 PM

ROFLMAO.. who's character is this?
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08-23-2004, 11:28 PM

You can ask juicy at [email protected]

He is always looking for new gay/shemale talent ;)

Dont stress if he ask you to suck him before a shoot , thats the only mean to proove him you have some talent ;)
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08-23-2004, 11:28 PM

all I know is that I am praying to god this guy is for real and decides to stay a while like kak_azn did
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08-23-2004, 11:32 PM

I will stay until I find a job. I am familiar with the female makeup. I graduated top of my class and a 99 in anatomy. You laugh at me but I see strength in your laughter that will help me on my journey. I will open 10 traffic galleries and take it to pay if it requires me to audition for my first shoot.

You will be satisfied. They all are.

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08-23-2004, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by camzer0
I will stay until I find a job. I am familiar with the female makeup. I graduated top of my class and a 99 in anatomy. You laugh at me but I see strength in your laughter that will help me on my journey. I will open 10 traffic galleries and take it to pay if it requires me to audition for my first shoot.

You will be satisfied. They all are.

Oh shit. I just about toasted another keyboard. Should of known better than read further and take a drink.

So you scored high in anatomy, thats perfect. At least we know you will not try to belly button fuck them.

Ok I shall take the bait and bite the bullet to ask. Just how endowed are you?

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08-23-2004, 11:40 PM

What a jackass

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08-23-2004, 11:43 PM

I don't have any measuring equipment I will display my length in the studio. The girl I got with never complained. I am going to sleep and in my dreams I can already see the warm support from the community. My job is around the corner. Talk to you tomorrow family!

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08-23-2004, 11:44 PM

Ways to spot a fake play around nickname.
1. They always know how to embed images with no problem, while many people here can not even accomplish that on first attempt.
2. They seem to know and understand vbcode. Notice many will have a perfect sig. Instead of blank or html jibberish.
3. Using target high pull words in thread title [PIC] and upper case letters on other keywords, then proceeds to speak gibberish in post.

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08-23-2004, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Ways to spot a fake play around nickname.
1. They always know how to embed images with no problem, while many people here can not even accomplish that on first attempt.
2. They seem to know and understand vbcode. Notice many will have a perfect sig. Instead of blank or html jibberish.
3. Using target high pull words in thread title [PIC] and upper case letters on other keywords, then proceeds to speak gibberish in post.

all right sherlock

1. he could have posted in other forums ,

2. he could have posted in other forums

3. he could have posted in other forums

4. you are no good P.I.
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08-23-2004, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Ways to spot a fake play around nickname.
1. They always know how to embed images with no problem, while many people here can not even accomplish that on first attempt.
2. They seem to know and understand vbcode. Notice many will have a perfect sig. Instead of blank or html jibberish.
3. Using target high pull words in thread title [PIC] and upper case letters on other keywords, then proceeds to speak gibberish in post.

very true. you should post that in it's own thread
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08-23-2004, 11:52 PM

INTERESTED IN FARM CONTENT?

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08-23-2004, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Fake Nick
all right sherlock

1. he could have posted in other forums ,

2. he could have posted in other forums

3. he could have posted in other forums

4. you are no good P.I.

i think he was right on.
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08-23-2004, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by TheMob?
very true. you should post that in it's own thread

no it is not good at all, most of the surfers that come here , come here throught other forums where they are speaking about GFY , so they do have forum experience
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08-24-2004, 12:01 AM

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08-24-2004, 12:03 AM

HOLY FUCK!!! IS THAT A PIC OF WHO I THINK IT IS FROM 10-15 years ago??

NO WAY!!

Damn those eyes, its gotta be him..

Look close.. Who here on GFY does that look like..

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08-24-2004, 12:03 AM

LMAO

i think i just ruined my keyboard from spitting out my drink when i saw those pics!!!!!!!

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08-24-2004, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Fake Nick
no it is not good at all, most of the surfers that come here , come here throught other forums where they are speaking about GFY , so they do have forum experience

are you speaking from experience?

i figured most surfers come here because they type the "old familiar suggestion" in to their browsers..
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08-24-2004, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Big Rick

now thats a "mean mog"

Dude.. Its gotta be Aaron M 15 years ago.

I swear to god. Look at the stare down..

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08-24-2004, 12:07 AM

oh man
"camzer0" is a fakenick for sure
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08-24-2004, 12:09 AM

Oh damn, I needed a good laugh today. Hey have you ever thought about being a fluffer?

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08-24-2004, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by boneprone
Dude.. Its gotta be Aaron M 15 years ago.

I swear to god. Look at the stare down..

Problem.. He has hair!

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08-24-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Volantt
Problem.. He has hair!

yeah.

and he's not so well built
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08-24-2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Fake Nick
all right sherlock

1. he could have posted in other forums ,
2. he could have posted in other forums
3. he could have posted in other forums
4. you are no good P.I.

Yes he could have. Problem is most forums do not have as many assholes exploting it as gfy so they ussually leave such things as html tags and such in place.
I also stand by the fact that real webmasters (proven ones) often fuck up on the sigs when they come here. They also mess up with embeding images due to hotlinking concerns. Yet oddly enough he can pull his image from http://www.microsqft.com/files/ despite that directory browsing is dissabled on his very first attempt.

and fuck it, why argue, he is funny at least.

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