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cool1 · 08-24-2004, 02:28 PM

Question #1. How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unble to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper.

Answer: Slide the newspaper half way under a closed door and ask the two people to stand on the bit of newspaper on their side of the door.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JustinF
1200

1201 actually

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 02:29 PM

Question #2. How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Answer: There are twelve (not four).

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Question #1. How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unble to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper.

Break the newspaper in half?

Answer: Slide the newspaper half way under a closed door and ask the two people to stand on the bit of newspaper on their side of the door.

Platinumpimp · 08-24-2004, 02:29 PM

2 more hours and 1500 will be there

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 02:30 PM

Question #4. Which would you rather have, a gallon jar full of nickels or a gallon jar half full of dimes?

Answer: Dimes are smaller than nickels, so choose the dimes!

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:32 PM

The wingspan, and length of a Boeing 747 Jumbo are both longer than the wright brothers first flight

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:33 PM

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
1201 actually

Indeed, you are correct sir.

AphEX · 08-24-2004, 02:35 PM

around 300 posts to go
keep postin'

wtfent · 08-24-2004, 02:35 PM

almost there.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:35 PM

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

False.

Bugbee · 08-24-2004, 02:35 PM

$$$$$

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:36 PM

All of, or most of, films directed by John Hughes (The Breakfast Club, Ferris Buellers Day off etc...) are filmed in "Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062", the place where he himself graduated.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:37 PM

Ants don?t sleep.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:38 PM

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:39 PM

Very interesting! Keep it up

Platinumpimp · 08-24-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

wow,

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:41 PM

Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through quickly without really thinking about it.

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

Amazing, isn't it?

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:42 PM

Quick Eye Exam ... Count the number of F's in the following text:
Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years

How many?

Three?

Wrong, there are six - no joke! The brain cannot process the word "of".

Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal.

EZRhino · 08-24-2004, 02:43 PM

This is going to take a while

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:44 PM

yeah it is

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:45 PM

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
Quick Eye Exam ... Count the number of F's in the following text:
Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years

How many?

Three?

Wrong, there are six - no joke! The brain cannot process the word "of".

Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal.

Hahah that's so cool!

EZRhino · 08-24-2004, 02:45 PM

Great contest cant wait to lose this one too

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Hahah that's so cool!

pretty cool eh? I counted 3 heh.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino
Great contest cant wait to lose this one too

you and me both. I missed twice by 1

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
pretty cool eh? I counted 3 heh.

So did two people in this house ;)

Fabuleux · 08-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Holy Jezus. This thread is going fairly fast.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:47 PM

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
Quick Eye Exam ... Count the number of F's in the following text:
Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years

How many?

Three?

Wrong, there are six - no joke! The brain cannot process the word "of".

Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal.

humans are stupid

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
So did two people in this house ;)

so theres three of you? HEHE

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 02:49 PM

Well I'm back. I hate dial up. Had to ask dad if I could get online to continue in the contest and he called it a scam. *sigh*

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JustinF
humans are stupid

There are more chickens than people in the world.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sana Chan
Well I'm back. I hate dial up. Had to ask dad if I could get online to continue in the contest and he called it a scam. *sigh*

lol, tell dad is no scam, they pay me a couple grand a month.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 02:50 PM

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

knew that one.
;)

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket

It seems some of our greatest inventions happened by accident. Or random stupidity. The latter can make for some great Darwin Awards.

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sana Chan
Well I'm back. I hate dial up. Had to ask dad if I could get online to continue in the contest and he called it a scam. *sigh*

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

good, cause I hate that bitch.

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
lol, tell dad is no scam, they pay me a couple grand a month.

My dad just doesn't understand. So I ignore and continue

Platinumpimp · 08-24-2004, 02:54 PM

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

So more people prefer to eat Wilma instead of Betty?

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sana Chan
So more people prefer to eat Wilma instead of Betty?

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JustinF
good, cause I hate that bitch.

I see, and where does this hate come from? Perhaps you have a conflict with women who marry men 2 ft shorter than themselves. Or perhaps you do not like women in blue dresses.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 03:00 PM

Coca-cola was originally green

Sana Chan · 08-24-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Question #2. How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Answer: There are twelve (not four).

Gah, I said four. Course I stink at math. Death to Issac Newton and his damn algebra and calculus.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 03:02 PM

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

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