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Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 12:54 PM

I should shower too!

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 12:55 PM

and one

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 12:59 PM

A TEXAS BABY

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Wow and congratulations was the reply from all in the bar.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 01:06 PM

An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers.

The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"

The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the heck did you expect, feathers?"

Doctor Dre · 08-24-2004, 01:06 PM

Contest going up slowly

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Contest going up slowly

itll get there

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:10 PM

So fresh and so clean clean!

soukee · 08-24-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Contest going up slowly

.. hmmm... I need money quickly:-)

Screaming · 08-24-2004, 01:11 PM

how many days is this now

Thugmaster · 08-24-2004, 01:11 PM

bump for slowness

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 01:12 PM

Less than one day

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:19 PM

This will be @ 1500 within a few hrs I think.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:21 PM

Looks like we're on our way

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:22 PM

closer,

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
Looks like we're on our way

Yay!

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:22 PM

and closer

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 01:22 PM

CIGARETTE WARNINGS

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like this:

* Warning!: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?

* Warning!: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

* Warning!: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

* Warning!: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

* Warning!: Smoke rises, but you may not.

* Warning!: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is... if you're capable of conceiving any.

* Warning!: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.

* Warning!: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?

* Warning!: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

* Warning!: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:23 PM

just a couple hundred more to go

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:24 PM

If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
just a couple hundred more to go

I think I want u

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:24 PM

The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:25 PM

The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... Thus the saying.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:26 PM

The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan".

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:26 PM

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:27 PM

wee cut and paste is great

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
I think I want u

Are you a woman?

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".

Cool!

Alltopnotch · 08-24-2004, 01:28 PM

this shits going too slow now hurry the fuck up

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:29 PM

The ball on top of a flagpole is called the trunk.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alltopnotch
this shits going too slow now hurry the fuck up

Word

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:30 PM

The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:31 PM

Need a little help?

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alltopnotch
this shits going too slow now hurry the fuck up

post more! im not getting paid for this ya know

cool1 · 08-24-2004, 01:32 PM

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:32 PM

post post

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AudreyLive
Need a little help?

Please! heheh

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:32 PM

faster guys!

Alltopnotch · 08-24-2004, 01:33 PM

POST MUTHAFUCKAS ;)

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AudreyLive
faster guys!

i can only post once every 30 seconds

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:33 PM

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:33 PM

alright! now we're starting to move!

Alltopnotch · 08-24-2004, 01:33 PM

Alltopnotch · 08-24-2004, 01:34 PM

rollin rollin rollin rollin rollin..........

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:34 PM

The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:34 PM

faster!!!

Alltopnotch · 08-24-2004, 01:34 PM

700 bitch.

AudreyLive · 08-24-2004, 01:35 PM

post post post post post post

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:36 PM

It takes a lobster approxiamately seven years to grow to be one pound.

MickeyG · 08-24-2004, 01:36 PM

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.

Steen2 · 08-24-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MickeyG
i can only post once every 30 seconds

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08-24-2004, 12:59 PM	#1103
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	A TEXAS BABY A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Wow and congratulations was the reply from all in the bar. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "10 pounds." The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds." The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!" __________________

08-24-2004, 01:06 PM	#1104
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers. The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?" The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the heck did you expect, feathers?" __________________

08-24-2004, 01:10 PM	#1107
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08-24-2004, 01:11 PM	#1109
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08-24-2004, 12:55 PM	#1102
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08-24-2004, 01:11 PM	#1110
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08-24-2004, 01:21 PM	#1113
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08-24-2004, 01:22 PM	#1114
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	closer,

08-24-2004, 01:22 PM	#1116
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	and closer

08-24-2004, 01:22 PM	#1117
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	CIGARETTE WARNINGS Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like this: * Warning!: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you? * Warning!: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller. * Warning!: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you. * Warning!: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon. * Warning!: Smoke rises, but you may not. * Warning!: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is... if you're capable of conceiving any. * Warning!: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you. * Warning!: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before? * Warning!: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub. * Warning!: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out. __________________

08-24-2004, 01:23 PM	#1118
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	just a couple hundred more to go

08-24-2004, 01:24 PM	#1119
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.

08-24-2004, 01:24 PM	#1121
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental".

08-24-2004, 01:25 PM	#1122
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... Thus the saying.

08-24-2004, 01:26 PM	#1123
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The "ZIP" in Zip Code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan".

08-24-2004, 01:26 PM	#1124
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

08-24-2004, 01:27 PM	#1125
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	wee cut and paste is great

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08-24-2004, 01:29 PM	#1129
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The ball on top of a flagpole is called the trunk.

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MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.

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08-24-2004, 01:34 PM	#1144
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