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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 06-14-2001, 01:27 PM

Lensman .... Why am I not allowed to ask for opinions ???

Is it because you are mad at my other message that admittedly was spam-like, that you decide to piss on every post I have on the board ???

I am not looking to piss with you, or make enemies on the board, but I DO NOT see how simply asking for opinions is spamming ?

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OH SHIT !!! Here it is ... In "The Webmaster Code of Conduct" Article 203, subsection 14 ...

"One may refer to themselves as an adult webmaster, provided they never devulge their URL to anybody, as this will immediately and automatically be seen as spamming, and spam is the root of all things evil on earth (like war in the middle east, starving children, and yes... even HIGH GAS PRICES!!).

Upon conviction of posting any such aforementioned URL, the offending party shall have his/her webmaster card (with their URL secretly embedded into the hollogram image for security purposes) revoked for an undetermined period of time, and be sentenced to access the web by means of a dialup modem for this same period, or can choose death by a firing squad ..."

LENS ... make sure the first bullet goes thru the brain ... let's get this over with quickly.
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ElvisManson · 06-14-2001, 01:32 PM

Well.....lets see...a page that loads faster would help.

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Kat - Fast · 06-14-2001, 01:41 PM

good load time for me (in UK).
hmm, i would either center the 'today's free pic' picture or put another couple of pics beside it to balance the layout.

good free vid btw

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 06-14-2001, 01:42 PM

Hey Elvis !!

Yeah ...I am working on that.
The site is predominately geared towards BROADBAND users ...

If the number of broadband users DOUBLES every 3 months ... by my calculations, the page should load alot faster within the next few months =P~ hehehe

Kat - Fast · 06-14-2001, 01:59 PM

oops - i forget i can download at about 1meg a minute

Rodent · 06-14-2001, 02:01 PM

Site seems to load ok for me. about 20 seconds to get the whole site on my adsl.

Kat - Fast · 06-14-2001, 02:17 PM

umm Lens...
Why is the guy not allowed to ask his question?
Why am i a 'lakers fan'? who the fuck are the lakers?? (slightly rhetorical question - i don't even want to know the fuckin answer to that)

ElvisManson · 06-14-2001, 03:12 PM

I am running an OC12 AND an OC3...I am about as broadband as you get

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kush · 06-14-2001, 03:25 PM

LOL you gotta appreciate this guy's sense of humor

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 06-14-2001, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson:
I am running an OC12 AND an OC3...I am about as broadband as you get

You must have a sticky router then Bro ...
I don't know what to make of it.

I just had 6 people try the page, all in different corners of the pond, and with different connections too !!

OZ - W.Virginia - @home CABLE - 8 seconds
Scott - Seatle, WA - 56K - <20 seconds
Wishmaster - Bulgaria - OC3 - 6 seconds
Jinchu - Moscow - 56K - 29 seconds
CRASHTEST - Seatle, WA - DSL - 12 seconds
Les - Pickering, ON - @home CABLE - 10 seconds

06-14-2001, 01:27 PM	#1
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	THIS IS NOT SPAM Lensman .... Why am I not allowed to ask for opinions ??? Is it because you are mad at my other message that admittedly was spam-like, that you decide to piss on every post I have on the board ??? I am not looking to piss with you, or make enemies on the board, but I DO NOT see how simply asking for opinions is spamming ? <center> </center> OH SHIT !!! Here it is ... In "The Webmaster Code of Conduct" Article 203, subsection 14 ... "One may refer to themselves as an adult webmaster, provided they never devulge their URL to anybody, as this will immediately and automatically be seen as spamming, and spam is the root of all things evil on earth (like war in the middle east, starving children, and yes... even HIGH GAS PRICES!!). Upon conviction of posting any such aforementioned URL, the offending party shall have his/her webmaster card (with their URL secretly embedded into the hollogram image for security purposes) revoked for an undetermined period of time, and be sentenced to access the web by means of a dialup modem for this same period, or can choose death by a firing squad ..." LENS ... make sure the first bullet goes thru the brain ... let's get this over with quickly. =) [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 06-14-2001).]

06-14-2001, 01:32 PM	#2
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Well.....lets see...a page that loads faster would help. ------------------ Make Money. Period. www.pythonvideo.com www.dollarmachine.com

06-14-2001, 01:41 PM	#3
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	good load time for me (in UK). hmm, i would either center the 'today's free pic' picture or put another couple of pics beside it to balance the layout. good free vid btw

06-14-2001, 01:42 PM	#4
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Hey Elvis !! Yeah ...I am working on that. The site is predominately geared towards BROADBAND users ... If the number of broadband users DOUBLES every 3 months ... by my calculations, the page should load alot faster within the next few months =P~ hehehe

06-14-2001, 01:59 PM	#5
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	oops - i forget i can download at about 1meg a minute

06-14-2001, 02:01 PM	#6
Rodent Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: ReliableServers.Com Posts: 1,462	Site seems to load ok for me. about 20 seconds to get the whole site on my adsl.

06-14-2001, 02:17 PM	#7
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	umm Lens... Why is the guy not allowed to ask his question? Why am i a 'lakers fan'? who the fuck are the lakers?? (slightly rhetorical question - i don't even want to know the fuckin answer to that)

06-14-2001, 03:12 PM	#8
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	I am running an OC12 AND an OC3...I am about as broadband as you get ------------------ Make Money. Period. www.pythonvideo.com www.dollarmachine.com

06-14-2001, 03:25 PM	#9
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	LOL you gotta appreciate this guy's sense of humor ------------------ My Webmaster's Page feel free to take a peek here ;) **Also if you're interested in a high converting and* retaining partership sponsor with TONS of original free content (hardcore + soft) contact me for info (and I would appreciate you signing up with my referral code if you're interested).