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Old 08-22-2004, 04:35 PM   #1
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105 Lb. Woman Eats 38 Lobsters in 12 Minutes

But read the last part of the article to see her other records. Beans? Hard Boiled Eggs? Damn, I wouldn't want to go on a long trip with her! I can only imagine the smell when those beans and eggs started working on her...

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KENNEBUNK, Maine (AP) - America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.

Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.

Each contestant had a partner cracking the shells and pulling out the meat. Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a 12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds of the unshelled crustaceans.

``I have a natural ability because of my stomach capacity,'' said Thomas, who weighs a mere 105 pounds. ``I could eat more, but something else - not a lobster.''


The competition, only in its second year, sought to elevate Maine into the big leagues of competitive eating, alongside New York's Coney Island with its Nathan's Famous hot dogs and New Orleans with its oysters.



This year's competition at the Pilot House Grill & Boatyard was sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which ranked Thomas the country's top speed-eater.



Thomas was coming off a baked bean victory days before in Indiana, where she consumed 8.4 pounds of beans with pork in 2 minutes and 47 seconds. She also holds records for hard-boiled eggs.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:37 PM   #2
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sounds like my last trip to red lobster.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:40 PM   #3
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i always hated lobster...

btw - how are you doin'?
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:40 PM   #4
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sounds like my last trip to red lobster.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:42 PM   #5
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i always hated lobster...

btw - how are you doin'?

Things are great! How are you?
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:42 PM   #6
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It would be more impressive if it were a 38 lb. woman eating 105 lobsters.
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Asian's are dominating the whole competitive eating "sport". All of them tiny and of little body weight, yet can put down mass amounts of food. It is insane.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #8
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``I could eat more, but something else - not a lobster.''


yeah so my mind is in the gutter......
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:44 PM   #9
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:45 PM   #10
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i would need to have myself cloned about 2 or 3 times, would make it easier. Florida caused a lot of work, but that's why I was going there. what a pity you weren't there.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:48 PM   #11
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i would need to have myself cloned about 2 or 3 times, would make it easier. Florida caused a lot of work, but that's why I was going there. what a pity you weren't there.
I was camping all up and down the Northern California coast. It was great!
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:51 PM   #12
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I was camping all up and down the Northern California coast. It was great!
Camping? And I thought I'm doing all this to afford a hotel.
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:56 PM   #13
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Skinny people can keep on eating without gaining weight.
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:05 PM   #14
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Actually I was watching a show on this . Thin people can take in more food than fat people in eatting contests because fat actually forms a belt preventing the stomach from extending to its max. Like they showed one of the Japanese eating champions he ate a meal for ten by himself and extended his stomach 8 inches. He started by measuring his waist before and after.
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Actually I was watching a show on this . Thin people can take in more food than fat people in eatting contests because fat actually forms a belt preventing the stomach from extending to its max. Like they showed one of the Japanese eating champions he ate a meal for ten by himself and extended his stomach 8 inches. He started by measuring his waist before and after.
Ahh...that does make sense. Still though, that is a hell of a lot of food in such a short period of time.
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W00T! Give it up for the Northern VA peoples!!
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:12 PM   #18
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Actually I was watching a show on this . Thin people can take in more food than fat people in eatting contests because fat actually forms a belt preventing the stomach from extending to its max. Like they showed one of the Japanese eating champions he ate a meal for ten by himself and extended his stomach 8 inches. He started by measuring his waist before and after.
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Actually I was watching a show on this . Thin people can take in more food than fat people in eatting contests because fat actually forms a belt preventing the stomach from extending to its max.
LOL, maybe that is nature's way of telling bigger people when it's time to stop.
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I could not open 38 lobsters in 12 minutes
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that would be my biggest concern...
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That's some sick shit ... I wouldn't like the girl to be my wife.
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reminds me of nick from pinkworld when hes drunk, we got back from the coney island and after eating a full meal he ate 2 full boxes of my cereal bars.
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you'd think she grew up in china the way she finishes everything on her plate.
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if the contest is free i would participate just to eat lobster for free
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beans and hard bioled eggs? she must still be farting...
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damn that is really sick. Eating that much lobster, yet alone in 12 minutes
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I would have to watch this to believe it. That's simply amazing. Does anyone know the record for oysters?
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I don't like lobster so I salute this woman.
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god, i missed lobster . . . .

i love to eat lobster actually, but its too expensive . . . . .

how i wish i joined the contest . . . . .
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lobster . . . . lobster . . . . lobster . .. . . .

Y U M M Y . . . . .
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and she weigh 105 lbs only? forward that one to atkins LOL...
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That can't be healthy!! We need more threads like this!
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I could eat ten pounds of lobster too if it didn't cost an arm and a leg to eat.
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