7 Inches in your pants? (Humor) - GoFuckYourself.com

KC · 06-13-2001, 03:00 PM

Here's a pretty funny email I got today...
-KC

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in your pants." The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

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Theo · 06-13-2001, 03:08 PM

that was a good one :-)

Lensman · 06-13-2001, 10:14 PM

KC, was that guy you?

Pure · 06-14-2001, 01:16 AM

nice :P

KC · 06-14-2001, 02:10 AM

Lens,

If it were me, I'd need to chop off over 4 and a half inches to get down to 7.

lol..

-KC

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[This message has been edited by KC (edited 06-14-2001).]

06-13-2001, 03:00 PM	#1
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	7 Inches in your pants? (Humor) Here's a pretty funny email I got today... -KC A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 Inches in your pants." The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back." ------------------ http://paycounter.com

06-13-2001, 03:08 PM	#2
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	that was a good one :-)

06-13-2001, 10:14 PM	#3
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	KC, was that guy you?

06-14-2001, 01:16 AM	#4
Pure Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 185	nice :P

06-14-2001, 02:10 AM	#5
KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	Lens, If it were me, I'd need to chop off over 4 and a half inches to get down to 7. lol.. -KC ------------------ http://paycounter.com [This message has been edited by KC (edited 06-14-2001).]