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If u touch it, I will cum
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When you're on a date....
....at what point do you realize that you're gonna get some?
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i have man boobies
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when she asks for payment upfront
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I need a beer
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When you give her the money first
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If u touch it, I will cum
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^^lmfaooooooooooooooo
i'm not talking about a"paid" date |
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Chafed.
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i have man boobies
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dinner, movie, drinks and whatever else she can get out of you in a single night
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I need a beer
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About a hour after the roofies take effect
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i have man boobies
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If u touch it, I will cum
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![]() ![]() ![]() ok, forget about roofies, "paid" dates, or internet broads... wow, you guys think of everything....lolol....i'm talking about regular dates |
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i have man boobies
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If u touch it, I will cum
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I need a beer
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After I finish blowing her up
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i have man boobies
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I can change this!!!!!
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lmfao what a question, well i am in a relationship so its been a while sense i was on a date but i would have to say when she jumps you and starts taking your clothes off that you are gonna get some! other then that i cant help
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Is Juicy playing hard to get again?
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If u touch it, I will cum
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omgggggggggg, the imagination in here
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Chafed.
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You can always tell she is ready to give it up when she gets up to go to the bathroom and she leaves a long sticky wet string of goo that stretches out between her crotch and her chair as she walks away.
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when u wear a shirt that says
i fuck on a first date and she hasnt left yet |
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Reach for those stars!
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Why don't you just ask her?
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I see to it that we enjoy each other's company.
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I am a meat popsicle.
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...when I see my reflection in a mirror or glass. It reminds me of how hot I am.
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After I wash my hands
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I'd say you realize it when the date is almost over and you ask her what she wants to do next. If she's not into ya she'll have some good excuse as to why she has to get going home and why it won't be with you.
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After my socks get laundered
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Thats the fun of getting some "strange" You never know until it happens. You can only keep trying to make "moves" until she says: "get your hand out of my pants."
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Deeply shallow
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When she says,
"I will sleep over, but I am not having sex with you." or "Those two glasses of wine really made me feel drunk, want to watch a movie?" or "So you really feel that way about me? I feel like we were meant to be together." Any of those three are damn good indications. Hope I helped Izzz.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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they say that women know AS SOON as they meet a guy if they'll sleep with him or not. With guys, we don't REALLY know until it's actually happening. They have the pussy, they have the power...
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lol
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Chances are the girl has already made up her mind before the date whether she is going to fuck you or not.
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when they come over
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