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Old 08-22-2004, 05:31 PM   #1
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When you're on a date....

....at what point do you realize that you're gonna get some?
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:31 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:32 PM   #4
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^^lmfaooooooooooooooo



i'm not talking about a"paid" date
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:32 PM   #5
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did you guys consult each other on this one?
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if you meet someone from online you automatically know shes gonna put out
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:34 PM   #7
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^^lmfaooooooooooooooo



i'm not talking about a"paid" date
if you're out with a chick, all dates are "paid" dates
dinner, movie, drinks and whatever else she can get out of you in a single night
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:35 PM   #9
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if you meet someone from online you automatically know shes gonna put out
too bad 99.42% of these "online girls" are oracleporn looking for young boys on AIM
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:36 PM   #10
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ok, forget about roofies, "paid" dates, or internet broads...


wow, you guys think of everything....lolol....i'm talking about regular dates
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:37 PM   #11
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ok, forget about roofies, "paid" dates, or internet broads...


wow, you guys think of everything....lolol....i'm talking about regular dates
in that case i dont know... ive only paided a chick i met online to let me drug her
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:42 PM   #14
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:43 PM   #15
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:43 PM   #16
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lmfao what a question, well i am in a relationship so its been a while sense i was on a date but i would have to say when she jumps you and starts taking your clothes off that you are gonna get some! other then that i cant help
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:45 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:46 PM   #18
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omgggggggggg, the imagination in here

i love it.

i always thought that it was a guaranteed lay once she passed out from drinking too much







lolol, i am sooooo joking
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:46 PM   #19
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that bitch hasnt given me any ass since he and KRL fell in love
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You can always tell she is ready to give it up when she gets up to go to the bathroom and she leaves a long sticky wet string of goo that stretches out between her crotch and her chair as she walks away.
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:49 PM   #21
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:51 PM   #22
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that bitch hasnt given me any ass since he and KRL fell in love
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:58 PM   #25
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that bitch hasnt given me any ass since he and KRL fell in love
Well KRL is pretty damn sexy and I'm sure his cock is bigger than Juicy's... hard to be smaller
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:21 PM   #29
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....at what point do you realize that you're gonna get some?
.. when she's unzipping my pants!
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I'd say you realize it when the date is almost over and you ask her what she wants to do next. If she's not into ya she'll have some good excuse as to why she has to get going home and why it won't be with you.

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Thats the fun of getting some "strange" You never know until it happens. You can only keep trying to make "moves" until she says: "get your hand out of my pants."

But when it happens it's 1000X better than doing the girlfriend for the 10,000+ time!!!!
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When she says,

"I will sleep over, but I am not having sex with you."

or

"Those two glasses of wine really made me feel drunk, want to watch a movie?"

or

"So you really feel that way about me? I feel like we were meant to be together."

Any of those three are damn good indications.

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When she says,

"I will sleep over, but I am not having sex with you."

or

"Those two glasses of wine really made me feel drunk, want to watch a movie?"

or

"So you really feel that way about me? I feel like we were meant to be together."

Any of those three are damn good indications.

Hope I helped Izzz.
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they say that women know AS SOON as they meet a guy if they'll sleep with him or not. With guys, we don't REALLY know until it's actually happening. They have the pussy, they have the power...
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....at what point do you realize that you're gonna get some?
the question is, when is she gonna realize she's gonna get some. i'm no easy iguana!
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Chances are the girl has already made up her mind before the date whether she is going to fuck you or not.

You should be able to tell within the first five minutes of the date. Probably by what she is wearing, etc.
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are you saying i wouldn't get laid otherwise?
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Chances are the girl has already made up her mind before the date whether she is going to fuck you or not.

You should be able to tell within the first five minutes of the date. Probably by what she is wearing, etc.
yeah, that makes perfect sense
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