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mischief · 06-12-2001, 11:33 PM

In the background, I hear my wife is watching yet another awards show. I can hear the usual acceptance speech, "I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for making this possible". Yeah right, The lord Jesus Christ looks down on the world with it's millions of starving children, beaten and battered wives, genocide, suicide, yada yada yada, and says, "hey, I think I'll fulfill Billy Bob Jackson's dream of being Country entertainer of the year. Fuck, am I pissy tonight!

RedShoe · 06-13-2001, 12:46 AM

oh, forget about the domain I'm working on...I've just been inspired by you mischief.Wow, who'd a thunk that one cynic, would inspire another.

Thanks...

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Steve · 06-13-2001, 02:47 AM

I always get a kick out of atheletes who thank God for their victory. Like God likes their team better than the opponents.

sweetjimmy · 06-13-2001, 03:01 AM

- CHRISTIAN CORNER -

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- Advice for Christians -
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HOW TO PROTECT YOUR FAITH

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Ensure that your concept of God is so vague that nobody can know precisely what you are talking about.

Pay no attention to people who try to reason with you. Know that they are mere shysters out to deceive you.

If doubts arise in your mind, then make the God-concept even more vague. If possible, move God beyond the reaches of thought where He'll be safe.

If your beliefs seem to contradict one another, simply ignore the fact. Chant to yourself "God is infinitely mysterious" two hundred or so times.

Learn to fully submit to God. In this way, you can cease the irritating habit of thinking and soon attain Peace.

Never cease to harden your beliefs. Otherwise, reality will begin to seep into your life and you'll be in real trouble. If you are having difficulties, go to church services on a more regular basis.

Take time to study the sciences. By doing so, you will be better able to distort and misrepresent them.

Do not read the Gospels too closely as you may find some disturbing things. If you do find a threatening passage, ignore it. If some unease remains, go to your local preacher. His life is dedicated to your well-being.

Above all, do not think for yourself. If you do, your friends will leave you and you'll be alone. God does not approve of anti-social ways.

Listen to your feelings. If they are happy, then God is happy - for God created us to be happy, did he not?
Note: Do not hesitate to use violence, whether against a threatening thought or an evil atheist. God thoroughly approves the use of violence to protect the faith.

Amen.

fredicus · 06-13-2001, 08:49 AM

I too advocate violence ..

As a devout athiest, it's occasionally been my sole means of escape !
The pleasure was purely incidental

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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

Rice_Master · 06-13-2001, 08:53 AM

You guys are sad... you make fun of people because they thank God for giving them the talent that God gave them.

06-12-2001, 11:33 PM	#1
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	excuse my cynycsism In the background, I hear my wife is watching yet another awards show. I can hear the usual acceptance speech, "I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for making this possible". Yeah right, The lord Jesus Christ looks down on the world with it's millions of starving children, beaten and battered wives, genocide, suicide, yada yada yada, and says, "hey, I think I'll fulfill Billy Bob Jackson's dream of being Country entertainer of the year. Fuck, am I pissy tonight!

06-13-2001, 12:46 AM	#2
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	oh, forget about the domain I'm working on...I've just been inspired by you mischief.Wow, who'd a thunk that one cynic, would inspire another. Thanks... ------------------ ...:::End Of Line:::... ------------------ * uSexFan.com * ICQ : 114683191

06-13-2001, 02:47 AM	#3
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I always get a kick out of atheletes who thank God for their victory. Like God likes their team better than the opponents.

06-13-2001, 03:01 AM	#4
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	- CHRISTIAN CORNER - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Advice for Christians - or HOW TO PROTECT YOUR FAITH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ensure that your concept of God is so vague that nobody can know precisely what you are talking about. Pay no attention to people who try to reason with you. Know that they are mere shysters out to deceive you. If doubts arise in your mind, then make the God-concept even more vague. If possible, move God beyond the reaches of thought where He'll be safe. If your beliefs seem to contradict one another, simply ignore the fact. Chant to yourself "God is infinitely mysterious" two hundred or so times. Learn to fully submit to God. In this way, you can cease the irritating habit of thinking and soon attain Peace. Never cease to harden your beliefs. Otherwise, reality will begin to seep into your life and you'll be in real trouble. If you are having difficulties, go to church services on a more regular basis. Take time to study the sciences. By doing so, you will be better able to distort and misrepresent them. Do not read the Gospels too closely as you may find some disturbing things. If you do find a threatening passage, ignore it. If some unease remains, go to your local preacher. His life is dedicated to your well-being. Above all, do not think for yourself. If you do, your friends will leave you and you'll be alone. God does not approve of anti-social ways. Listen to your feelings. If they are happy, then God is happy - for God created us to be happy, did he not? Note: Do not hesitate to use violence, whether against a threatening thought or an evil atheist. God thoroughly approves the use of violence to protect the faith. Amen.

06-13-2001, 08:49 AM	#5
fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	I too advocate violence .. As a devout athiest, it's occasionally been my sole means of escape ! The pleasure was purely incidental ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

06-13-2001, 08:53 AM	#6
Rice_Master Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,582	You guys are sad... you make fun of people because they thank God for giving them the talent that God gave them.