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crockett 08-22-2004 10:54 AM

lol dose she leave a message every time or just hangs up? LOL call her back and tell her you're sorry you missed her call, all 21 of them :1orglaugh

Basic_man 08-22-2004 10:55 AM

its crazy men...

Spunky 08-22-2004 10:57 AM

Time to lay down the law and tell her how you feel.She might get her feelings hurt but honesty is the best part.

candyflip 08-22-2004 10:57 AM

Why do people fuck with strippers? That's the first sign to stay far away.

I'm amazed that the number of people on this board who still don't know how to play the stripper game.

Illicit 08-22-2004 10:59 AM

I just scanned through this whole thread and not a single pic of the bitch... wtf ?

Danny_C 08-22-2004 11:03 AM

Send her my way. I love psychotic strippers.

Juicy D. Links 08-22-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Send her my way. I love psychotic strippers.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hova 08-22-2004 11:10 AM

Time to change numbers, you should have a special number for bitches

Holly 08-22-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I'm SO glad my snobby Southern mother taught me "Girls don't call boys!". :winkwink:
ahahahahaha
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I almost choked when I read that. And it's so true, it is one of those weird Southern things. And I must admit- I'm still the same way.

If a guy I don't know ever writes his phone number down for me or tells me to call him, I just give him this blank look. I won't even take it. Luckily most men around here seem to understand what our mothers have done to us. :1orglaugh

BVF 08-22-2004 01:48 PM

Being that I recruit a lot of women and give them my cell phone number, it has gotten way out of hand with calls from broke females day after day..

You probably have a feature on that phone where you can add the numbers from people that are important to you and group them in a list. Then you can set your phone so that you only get calls from people on that list. I do that with mine so only my mama and my girlfriend can get through to me while the others go straight to voicemail. And to make it even more impersonal, my voicemail is a generic voicemail with the lady's voice that says "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system".

Now I can go all day with only a few phone calls and I can return the ones that don't make it through at my earliest convenience.

JFK 08-22-2004 01:57 PM

Fitty Fatal Attractions:thumbsup

NoCarrier 08-22-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Holy shit!!! WTF??? :helpme

http://www.internetmanagementservices.com/gfy/wow.jpg

http://porn-sex-list.com/krl.jpg

beemk 08-22-2004 02:03 PM

just be really nice to her and tell her you 2 were meant for each other, that should scare her off a little.

MrIzzz 08-22-2004 02:35 PM

omg bro, thats too fucking funny!!!


tell her that you have a major acquisition in the works and that you wont be able to talk to her for at least a month


:1orglaugh

mary34d 08-22-2004 02:59 PM

that's what happens when a stripper finds out u have money

Michaelious 08-22-2004 03:02 PM

Don't let her near kitchen knives

Tom_PMs 08-22-2004 03:12 PM

Apparently Shannon likes to feel missed.

I'd tell a person like that that if I ever get more than ONE or TWO missed call or voicemail from them in a row, I will not return it. Period.
One or two is fine, will return it. Emergency is different story. But multiples because she' bored, nuh uh. End of line.

Thats just simply ridiculous.

KRL 08-22-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
that's what happens when a stripper finds out u have money
I never ever talk about anything money related when I meet people. I always play it down and act low key and just say I'm in the Internet business.

And with women I just meet I always say I went through a divorce and gave my ex the money. But I guess they don't believe it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 08-22-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I never ever talk about anything money related when I meet people. I always play it down and act low key and just say I'm in the Internet business.

And with women I just meet I always say I went through a divorce and gave my ex the money. But I guess they don't believe it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i think that she can't resist the thought of getting your manjuice all over her face:thumbsup

she will keep calling because shes addicted

gornyhuy 08-22-2004 05:43 PM

Whats that behind you KRL???
















http://www.wnyc.org/studio360/images...Attraction.jpg

gornyhuy 08-22-2004 05:43 PM

http://www.echo.ucla.edu/volume4-iss...ttraction2.jpg

KRL 08-22-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i think that she can't resist the thought of getting your manjuice all over her face:thumbsup

she will keep calling because shes addicted

I just answered a called with a 305 exchange thinking it was a guy I'm buying some watches from tomorrow and it was Shan.

Ahhhh darn, she was so sexy sounding and nice on the phone. Couldn't resist. Having dinner tomorrow.

I told her not to call excessively like that again. That it was overkill and nutty and I usually can't take calls anyway if I'm in a meeting and busy and that I've got multiple cell phones. So she promised just friends and that's all I'm looking for.

I know, I know, I know. Flame away.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Peaches 08-22-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I just answered a called with a 305 exchange thinking it was a guy I'm buying some watches from tomorrow and it was Shan.

Ahhhh darn, she was so sexy sounding and nice on the phone. Couldn't resist. Having dinner tomorrow.

I told her not to call excessively like that again. That it was overkill and nutty and I usually can't take calls anyway if I'm in a meeting and busy and that I've got multiple cell phones. So she promised just friends and that's all I'm looking for.

I know, I know, I know. Flame away.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And people say the strippers are the ones being exploited :winkwink:

KRL 08-22-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
And people say the strippers are the ones being exploited :winkwink:
This is the 3rd dancer/stripper I've actually gone out with over the years. I'm still good friends with one of the other two and she's a total sweetheart and breathtakingly gorgeous. She ended up hooking up with another guy with about $50 Mil and now they just travel all over the country and have fun.

The thing that I like about them is you really get to know instantly whether you will have a good sexual connection together. You can't really get so intimate in a regular date situation without coming off as overly aggressive and you have to just hope they'll be a sexy lover.

So with dancers you get to sample the love connection from the get go.

:Graucho

Screaming 08-22-2004 06:02 PM

damn man! change the number man

Juicy D. Links 08-22-2004 06:22 PM

I am gonna have a chick call you and fuck around with you loll :Graucho


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