Fitty Fatal Attractions:thumbsup

just be really nice to her and tell her you 2 were meant for each other, that should scare her off a little.

omg bro, thats too fucking funny!!!


tell her that you have a major acquisition in the works and that you wont be able to talk to her for at least a month


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that's what happens when a stripper finds out u have money

Don't let her near kitchen knives

Apparently Shannon likes to feel missed.

I'd tell a person like that that if I ever get more than ONE or TWO missed call or voicemail from them in a row, I will not return it. Period.
One or two is fine, will return it. Emergency is different story. But multiples because she' bored, nuh uh. End of line.

Thats just simply ridiculous.

I never ever talk about anything money related when I meet people. I always play it down and act low key and just say I'm in the Internet business.

And with women I just meet I always say I went through a divorce and gave my ex the money. But I guess they don't believe it.

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i think that she can't resist the thought of getting your manjuice all over her face:thumbsup

she will keep calling because shes addicted

Whats that behind you KRL???
















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I just answered a called with a 305 exchange thinking it was a guy I'm buying some watches from tomorrow and it was Shan.

Ahhhh darn, she was so sexy sounding and nice on the phone. Couldn't resist. Having dinner tomorrow.

I told her not to call excessively like that again. That it was overkill and nutty and I usually can't take calls anyway if I'm in a meeting and busy and that I've got multiple cell phones. So she promised just friends and that's all I'm looking for.

I know, I know, I know. Flame away.

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And people say the strippers are the ones being exploited :winkwink:

This is the 3rd dancer/stripper I've actually gone out with over the years. I'm still good friends with one of the other two and she's a total sweetheart and breathtakingly gorgeous. She ended up hooking up with another guy with about $50 Mil and now they just travel all over the country and have fun.

The thing that I like about them is you really get to know instantly whether you will have a good sexual connection together. You can't really get so intimate in a regular date situation without coming off as overly aggressive and you have to just hope they'll be a sexy lover.

So with dancers you get to sample the love connection from the get go.

:Graucho

damn man! change the number man

I am gonna have a chick call you and fuck around with you loll :Graucho