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Originally posted by cali_22
can we block this clown from the board like honestly who is this lorenzo nerd anyways .

Pssst, read the thread here and you'll know.

It really is me. You don't have to worry about "blocking" me, I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit. You kids can GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Originally posted by bringer
you're as much a celebrity as gary coleman

:1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
This is not funny, at all.

let me help you with the lines for your new roll
"would you like fries with that?"
say it with me
"would you
like
fries
with that?"

good!

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Originally posted by bringer
let me help you with the lines for your new roll
"would you like fries with that?"
say it with me
"would you
like
fries
with that?"

good!

I enjoy reading your replies. I really do.

:1orglaugh

Well, Mr. Lamas

My mother is a Bold and Beautiful fan. What did you tape this week ?

A hint...

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Well, Mr. Lamas

My mother is a Bold and Beautiful fan. What did you tape this week ?

A hint...

I can't reveal anything, not that I do not want to. I can say that there is some major drama coming for Caitlin.

:2 cents:

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I can't reveal anything, not that I do not want to. I can say that there is some major drama coming for Caitlin.

:2 cents:

took you 5 minutes

googling !

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You don't have to worry about "blocking" me, I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit. You kids can GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You're still here???

I thought you said "I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit."

If that's the case, why are you back, AND responding....

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_l/loser.jpg

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
took you 5 minutes

googling !

I'm going to prove to you once and for all that I really am who I say I am.

Give me your phone number and I will call you.

:glugglug

Nah.

I have a question. You have to answer it immediately.

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Originally posted by BB-Rick
You're still here???

I thought you said "I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit."

If that's the case, why are you back, AND responding....

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_l/loser.jpg

You know what? I'm going to stick around for a while now.

:glugglug

Whose your step mother ?

Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.

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Originally posted by stevecore
Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym does Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.

He could not answer which Falcon Crest actor was on Dharma and Greg either.

:1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Whose your step mother ?

:glugglug

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I don't know.

All I do know is that I figured that you guys would be honored by having a real celebrity talking to you,

Let me know when one comes here.

Oh and we should LOVE people coming here and insulting us? Pardon us for not being HONORED by that.

Oh and I just love how you use your hands to push up on your biceps to make them look bigger in your sig pic. By a bowflex or something. No wonder your ex was able to bitch-slap you.

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
He could not answer which Falcon Crest actor was on Dharma and Greg either.

:1orglaugh

Susan Sullivan. She used to do tylenol comercails and was in this waitress sitcom befoer Falcon Crest she looked hot thenm. Actually I'd still probally fuck her.

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Originally posted by GatorB
Susan Sullivan. She used to do tylenol comercails and was in this waitress sitcom befoer Falcon Crest she looked hot thenm. Actually I'd still probally fuck her.

Yep, Susan Sullivan

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Yep, Susan Sullivan

One of the first women I jerked off to. Ah memories.

I would like to thank you kids for making this thread the "thread of the year".

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This thread is great!
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Originally posted by irishfury
hahahahha wow this thread had me rolling. I clicked and spit 80 proof liquir everywhere...good laugh man thnx
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Originally posted by BradM
OMFG this guy is hillarious. I can not believe what I am reading.
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Originally posted by Tracy
Hahhaahhahah I just spit coke all over!

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this is great
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Originally posted by keyboard warrior
funny ass thread!
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I have been laughing so hard at this one. It made my day.
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Originally posted by RuthXtremePay
He sure got everyone replying eh?

Longest thread I've ever seen
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Originally posted by quiet
wow this thread has a life of it's own
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Originally posted by mvega325
I can't believe this thread is still going .....It is some funny shit..
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Originally posted by Screaming
this is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
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I just laughed so hard.

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Originally posted by Easton
wow, this thread really exploded... i'm glad i grabbed top spots very early on page 1
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Originally posted by imafuckingaussie
Could this be the funniest thread of the year?

LMAO
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we have a winner
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Originally posted by TurboAngel
I sure would vote it for #1.
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Originally posted by american perv
this wins thread of the year
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Originally posted by andykidd
I'm gonna revisit this thread for years to come for laughs
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Originally posted by Head
I'll bet someone will give you 3 times that at the sig auction on the 27th. 2 days from now!
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:smokin

Yes, I want to thank my great fans for playing on !

:thumbsup

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Originally posted by keyboard warrior
have a few beers and read this thread for laughs.

:glugglug

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Originally posted by stevecore
Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.

:glugglug

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Maybe some of you kids might recognize my friend.

http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/assets/...s/db_04581.jpg

Two homos on the beach?
You're not real Lorenzo so :321GFY homo!

did any one call his agent to verify this... I won't comment and plead the fifth :helpme

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Originally posted by McKracken
did any one call his agent to verify this... I won't comment and plead the fifth :helpme

Actually the owner of the Lorezo lamas site is aware of these threads and has been since the day they started .

:winkwink:

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Actually the owner of the Lorezo lamas site is aware of these threads and has been since the day they started .

:winkwink:

No shit.

You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.

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Originally posted by McKracken
did any one call his agent to verify this.

Yes, they have.

It's busy but don't Flatter yourself too much Larry.

Hey I got an easy Question for ya:
What unions do you belong to?

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Originally posted by Head
Hey I got an easy Question for ya:
What unions do you belong to?

The Union of Shut the Fuck Up.

If you can read, you'll see that I am not going to be interrogated by you kids any more. I've already answered more than enough of your stupid questions to prove that I am who I say I am.

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
No shit.

You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.

you mean you don't want to promote my sites ?

http://www.fetishmoney.com

:winkwink:

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
you mean you don't want to promote my sites ?

http://www.fetishmoney.com

:winkwink:

No, and I have a feeling that not many other webmasters here would want to push those crappy sites either.

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
No, and I have a feeling that not many other webmasters here would want to push those crappy sites either.

You sucky sucky as a troll !

I love it when someone who has never been inside a site trashes it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas

You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.

whatever , joe

bumb though I don't know why...

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Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
What does the tattoo represent? From a distance it appears WNish.

Harley Davidson. Someone already asked that question anyways.

I am not going to answer anymore questions, so don't waste your time.

Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!

It's 11 pm here

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Originally posted by punkworld
So you're posting in the real guestbook because some board character pretends to be Lorenzo Lamas?

Dumbass :1orglaugh

It's cool, because whether or not this dude really is Lorenzo, the website is still lame, so all of the original points are still valid. :glugglug

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!

Funny I was thinking of telling you the same thing.

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!

don't you have something else to do?

So do we look like we care? :winkwink:

Anatomy of Fame:
(From Best to Worst)

1. "A-List" Celebs - These celebrities are big money draws. Generally actors, musicians, or mass amounts of people pay to see them perform on a regular basis.

Examples: Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Eminem, Julia Roberts, Britney Spears, (although she may soon be relegated to "B-List" Celeb status --- see below), Quintin Tarrantino, Steven Speilberg, etc...

2. "B-List" Celebs - There are many different species of these interesting creatures.

a) Inherited fame with no apparent talent - Examples: Paris Hilton, Lisa Marie Presley, Nicole Ritchie, Baldwin Brothers, etc...

b) Fallen Celebs - i.e. Celebrities who were once "A-List", yet at some point fell out of favor with the entertainment industry.
Examples: Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, etc...

c) Sports Stars - Examples: Shaquille O'neal, Kobe Bryant, Tom Brady, Brett Favre, etc...

d) Television Personalities - Examples: Ellen Degeneres, Davis Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Ray Romano, Ted Danson, etc...

e) Select Supermodels - Examples: Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, etc...

3. "C-List Celebs" - Celebrities that tend to have small followings, but do have an audience.

a) Soap Stars - Examples: Susan Luchi, Lisa Rinna, etc...

b) Late night softcore porn cable TV stars - Examples: Marilyn Chambers, Traci Lords...

c) Porn Stars - Examples: Devon, Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, etc...

d) Olympic Athletes - Examples: Mary Lou Retton, Michael Phelps, Michael Johnson, etc...

4. Politicians - Examples: Bob Dole, John Kerry, Tony Blair, etc...

5. Reality Television Cast Members - Examples: Jerri Manthey, Richard Hatch, Simom Cowell, Anna Nicole, etc...

6. Game Show Hosts - Examples: Alex Trabek, Pat Sajak, Bob Barker, etc...

7. Celebrity by Infamy

a) Former higher grade celebrities whom though a series of circumstances, have become jaughing stocks.
Examples: O.J. Simpson, Milli Vanilli, M.C. Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Tonya Harding, etc...

b) Fame by Tragedy - Examples: Osama Bin Ladin, Jon Benet Ramsey, Jessica Lynch, John Bobbit, Joey Buttufuco, etc...

c) Fame by Association to Celebs- Examples: Monica Lewinski, Jennifer Flowers, Anita Baker, Heidi Fleiss, Kato Cailen, etc...

8. Doomed to Hollywood Squares - Examples: Whoopi Goldberg, Lorenzo Lamas, Carrot Top, Gilbert Godfried, etc...

Hello losers.

I am just sticking my head in here from my laptop at a kick ass party here at a place you never will be.

Why don't all of you get jobs so you can AFFORD to leave the house on a Saturday night!!!!

:1orglaugh

real men usually take some hot chicks to these parties, a loser like you would take his laptop of course.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh