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"one up the bum no harm done" |
it could work doin everythin u can, rubbing, kissing, touching, sexy talk, etc but fully dressed.. like the real thing but of course with no penetration :winkwink:
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maybe she isn't relaxed..that line makes me think she isn't . She won't cum if she is too nervous and selfaware |
Use more tact that these basic directions, but you should get the point:
Sit behind her. Give her a back & shoulder massage. Start kissing her neck. Ask her to guide your hands while she uses them to jerk herself off. If that's not comfortable enough for her to get off (her jerking herself off with your hands), you're fucked. In that case, leave her and find someone else. |
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I can't beleive I said that ! lol
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This thread is full of resources... :banana :1orglaugh |
give her a ride in a porsche
she'll cum for sure, no sweat it's tip tronic :winkwink: |
why bother ?
no point of being the first :) |
gotta work that clit real gooooooood
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Tell her to relax... if she can make herself cum, the problem is that she isn't relaxed... unless you really suck at eating pussy.
Do the old alphabet trick. With your tongue draw each letter... Edit: but beware, as soon as you do make her cum, she'll fucking never leave you alone, ever. I mean like for the rest of your life she'll be in love with you... seriously. |
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holy shit havent seen ztik around in awhile =-o
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ok now to read the thread on virgins orgasms ;]
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btw i'd say the obvious way would be to send her my way
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lol k now im gonna read hit er up woj ;]
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101.....
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i guess you yourself is still a virgin.
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this thread was great ROFL!!
I liked the punch her int he back of the head comment ;] isn't that a donkey punch ? |
get her a vibrator.. save yourself the time.
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