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Old 08-21-2004, 09:29 AM   #1
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Those funny Texans

keep cracking me up:

just read that although it's legal to own as many guns as you want, it's illegal to own more than 5 dildo's in Texas.

It's not really the fact that except for conflict/war areas, the US (and Canada, but they make it up with lesser deaths) has the most guns per capita, but the fact that there are so many contradictory and stupid laws in the US, that keeps the rest of the western world thinking: strange americans

same with:

illegal to take on plane: spoon = possible weapon

legal to take on plane: cigarette lighter + handkerchief + strong liquor (from the tax free shop) = molotov cocktail
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:32 AM   #2
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Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:34 AM   #3
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Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
well, there's this docu piece in 2 hours, I'll let you guys know
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:34 AM   #4
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Yeah there are some crazy laws here but I think most of them are never enforced
I'm an official Dildo counter for the state of texas, who says that ?
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:55 AM   #5
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In a state you cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts during a live concert
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:56 AM   #6
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Old 08-21-2004, 10:28 AM   #7
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I know a few girls that have more than 5 here in TX.
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Old 08-21-2004, 10:31 AM   #8
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In a state you cannot walk backwards while eating peanuts during a live concert
Dammit, so thats why i got arrested
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