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AaronM · 08-21-2004, 02:02 AM

Hypothetically speaking.......

If you were laying in bed with a half naked coke whore who is known to pretty much fuck or blow anything that moves......

Would you be able to get a good hard on going or would you be sidetracked with the mind fuck of wondering if you are about to contract an STD?

BRISK · 08-21-2004, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Would you be able to get a good hard on going or would you be sidetracked with the mind fuck of wondering if you are about to contract an STD?

#2

boldy · 08-21-2004, 02:04 AM

bed ?

Lycanthrope · 08-21-2004, 02:05 AM

What is my sister in law doing at your place?

AaronM · 08-21-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Lycanthrope
What is my sister in law doing at your place?

Fuck if I know but the bitch better lock up and be gone before I fly back home.

Napolean · 08-21-2004, 02:07 AM

im 21 years old, young and dumb

id go with #1.. but hey, id wrap it of course

ElizaEats · 08-21-2004, 02:15 AM

Go ahead, but double bag it and don't put your mouth anywhere on her body. FYI- you can get herpes in any mucosal membrane, including your nose and eyes!

Napolean · 08-21-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by ElizaEats
Go ahead, but double bag it and don't put your mouth anywhere on her body. FYI- you can get herpes in any mucosal membrane, including your nose and eyes!

i think ive already gotten herpes, had an eye infection in high school that the doctor said was herpes simplex or something..

went from wearing -4.50 prescription contact lenses to -8.. highest strength they have at the eye mart i get them from.

got it from drinking after someone i think... cuzz i was a nerd in high school and obviously didnt get it from the way intended

edit: and double bagging is a very bad idea.. more friction on the condoms, more likely they will break

Manowar · 08-21-2004, 02:19 AM

I would be thinking about what people would say if i posted pics of it on gfy

, then decide not to

ElizaEats · 08-21-2004, 02:23 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
i think ive already gotten herpes, had an eye infection in high school that the doctor said was herpes simplex or something..

went from wearing -4.50 prescription contact lenses to -8.. highest strength they have at the eye mart i get them from.

got it from drinking after someone i think... cuzz i was a nerd in high school and obviously didnt get it from the way intended

edit: and double bagging is a very bad idea.. more friction on the condoms, more likely they will break

Sure you got eye herpes from sharing a drink and not from having that guy in Ibiza shoot in your face!

Just kidding, dude. That totally sucks. It can make you blind.

wdsguy · 08-21-2004, 02:24 AM

I would never put myself in such a situation with a crack whore. If i was in that position I would be pretty scared about the stds she mite have to do anything with her

ElizaEats · 08-21-2004, 02:25 AM

And I felt guilty for using "double bagging" for effect, knowing it was actually counter effective. Thanks for setting things straight!

Napolean · 08-21-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by ElizaEats
Sure you got eye herpes from sharing a drink and not from having that guy in Ibiza shoot in your face! Just kidding, dude. That totally sucks. It can make you blind.

i think i could be legally blind, LOL

without contacts i cant even read something right in front of my face.. it sucks.. but i got contacts so its all good

and laser surgery is getting cheaper by the month, so ill be able to get that soon

Jakke PNG · 08-21-2004, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Hypothetically speaking.......

If you were laying in bed with a half naked coke whore who is known to pretty much fuck or blow anything that moves......

Would you be able to get a good hard on going or would you be sidetracked with the mind fuck of wondering if you are about to contract an STD?

I could get a hardon, but I wouldn't want to. However, I wouldn't fuck a 18 year old supermodel celebrity virgin either.
Cheating ain't in my blood.

Dagwolf · 08-21-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Hypothetically speaking.......

If you were laying in bed with a half naked coke whore who is known to pretty much fuck or blow anything that moves......

Would you be able to get a good hard on going or would you be sidetracked with the mind fuck of wondering if you are about to contract an STD?

[generalization] Any webmaster in this industry who thinks he's morally superior to porn actresses and models needs a reality check. That goes for anyone in porn who thinks they're better than escorts, pimps and prostitutes... That's some fucked-up snobbery. [/generalization]

I'm inferring from past threads that you're slamming Mary34D... What is the problem so many people have with her? I'm pretty sure I must have missed a lot.

ElizaEats · 08-21-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
i think i could be legally blind, LOL

without contacts i cant even read something right in front of my face.. it sucks.. but i got contacts so its all good

and laser surgery is getting cheaper by the month, so ill be able to get that soon

Well I AM legally blind. I'm 23, but I need reading glasses. My face is 6" from the screen. Laser is so risky... you really gonna do it?

ElizaEats · 08-21-2004, 02:34 AM

No surgery- use the money you'll save to get yourself a disease-free coke whore.

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2004, 10:50 AM

#2 . Really fucking sick

Marcus Aurelius · 08-21-2004, 10:53 AM

I wouldnt be in the room let alone on the bed with a crackwhore to begin with.

somehow I feel this thread is aimed at someone, just cant quite put my finger on it.

Holly · 08-21-2004, 10:56 AM

I'd stick an ice pick in her temple and then take all her coke for myself.

rakeback · 08-21-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by ElizaEats
Go ahead, but double bag it and don't put your mouth anywhere on her body. FYI- you can get herpes in any mucosal membrane, including your nose and eyes!

Just in case someone would actually take advice from ANYONE on GFY, dont ever ever "double bag it".

Using 2 condoms actually increases your chance of catching something nasty vs using 1 condom.

This is because 2 condoms rubbing on each other causes a huge amount of heat buildup and the condoms break much more often.

So just use 1 condom.

But be careful.

PrivateIvy · 08-21-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I'd stick an ice pick in her temple and then take all her coke for myself.

Good one

Ivy

AaronM · 08-21-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
[generalization] Any webmaster in this industry who thinks he's morally superior to porn actresses and models needs a reality check. That goes for anyone in porn who thinks they're better than escorts, pimps and prostitutes... That's some fucked-up snobbery. [/generalization]

I'm inferring from past threads that you're slamming Mary34D... What is the problem so many people have with her? I'm pretty sure I must have missed a lot.

Quite trying to hijack my thread by introducing drama into it. There are already enough threads about Mary34D and if you don't know what she did by now then you have no place commenting on any of it anyway.

EviLGuY · 08-21-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Hypothetically speaking.......

If you were laying in bed with a half naked coke whore who is known to pretty much fuck or blow anything that moves......

Would you be able to get a good hard on going or would you be sidetracked with the mind fuck of wondering if you are about to contract an STD?

I'm old.. so I am not horny enough to fuck just anything with a pussy anymore. I'd choose #2.

p1mpdogg · 08-21-2004, 11:52 AM

lysol? condom? anal sex?
those 3 shoulkd make u pretty safe

dennisthemenace · 08-21-2004, 11:54 AM

Random answer: Bismark ND

Umm.. and direct answer is getting married to someone you can easily tolerate totally eliminates that situation, so...

Goatse · 08-21-2004, 01:14 PM

Neither. I'd run for my life and never look back.

Jman · 08-21-2004, 01:15 PM

LMAO damn I love your Hypothetically speaking threads bro

DC4L Baby !!!

Basic_man · 08-21-2004, 01:18 PM

Why are you asking this? U fucked a hoe without protection?

sicone · 08-21-2004, 01:19 PM

I'd have to go with option number 2

cayne · 08-21-2004, 01:48 PM

what are your thoughts of double anal?

D-Money · 08-21-2004, 01:49 PM

pics?

Tala · 08-21-2004, 01:54 PM

Purple.

Sorry. Random answer.

MichaelP · 08-21-2004, 02:16 PM

I'd say #2 too

fris · 08-21-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
I'd stick an ice pick in her temple and then take all her coke for myself.

every time you post my cock gets bigger and bigger

beemk · 08-21-2004, 02:28 PM

option 3, i wouldnt be in bed with her in the first place

AaronM · 08-22-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
option 3, i wouldnt be in bed with her in the first place

Good choice.

brand0n · 08-22-2004, 06:24 PM

is the coke really the issue? i would figure doing anything with any content girl to be pretty skeazy. pucker up sweetie.

klik · 08-22-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
option 3, i wouldnt be in bed with her in the first place

my thoughts exactly...

Screaming · 08-22-2004, 07:35 PM

wouldnt let her in the house, yuk

sickkittens · 08-22-2004, 07:36 PM

I'd have to go with the latter.

sickkittens · 08-22-2004, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
option 3, i wouldnt be in bed with her in the first place

Yeah, that too.

Spunky · 08-22-2004, 07:40 PM

I'd hit it

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