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Have you ever bought a birthday cake and it's no one's birthday?
Sugar is a helluva drug.
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I'm Rick James, bitch
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Yep - they have them for 1/2 price at the grocery store
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mmmmm, i haven't tried it yet . . . . .
but i wish i have cakes in front of me everyday . . . . . mmmm how i love cakes specially the chocolate ones . . . . . |
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Chocolate cake with cream cheese icing and a big ass glass of milk. Mmmm
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MMMmmmMMMM
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A birthday cake no. Now a pie yes.
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when i'm craving cake, yes
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Im guilty !
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it's one of the ways to have a carvel moment in california.
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something I thought about doing:
going in and ordering a birthday cake and having them put a name on it, then go back to pick up the cake and say "They died yesterday, I don't need that cake afterall. Can I get a refund?" but that might be in poor taste......
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About once a month I buy a small chocolate birthday cake with fluffy white frosting and park my ass in front of the TV with a 1/2 gallon of skim milk and eat the whole damn thing. I love that shit!!!!!
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I've never bought a birthday cake. I make it myself. I've made a creamcake when it's nobodys birtday, summer when there's fresh strawberries and shit. But very rare.
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I have bithday today
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making cakes is way fucking better yellow super moist cake mix and chocolate frosting - FUCK YES. oh and of course a nice big glass of ice cold milk
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I haven't done that yet, but you just gave me an idea!
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this thread rocks
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for my moms birthday, they bought a cake and 49 candles instead of just the numbered candles.. and black balloons.. i guess she was really feeling her age afterward, lol
my family is fucked up ![]() sorta wish i could have made it for that
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I've bought myself a birthday cake. Makes you feel better when nobody else remembers
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It's September the 19th and when my mother was alive I would call her on the 20th and just be talking to her and then right about 15-20 minutes into the conversation I would drop the guilt bomb..."Oh yeah my birthday was yesterday." Then of course I would do it to my dad later. |
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I once forgot my mom's birthday, never heard the end of it. Three years later she still calls me up a week before and reminds me, remember what you did three years ago... LOL. She'll never let me live that down ![]() WG
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![]() well sorta, just completely lost track of the dates.. they call me and ask if im excited about friday. im like "why, what happens friday?" "umm, its your birthday?" "seriously?... holy shit it is"
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I forgot my mother's birthday once but remembered her twin sister's birthday....
she skipped the guilt trip and went straight to macing me.....
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