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March 1st, 2003
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Would you bang a midget?
Dwarf...littleperson...whatever?
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no they arent cute
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No, but I'd let them give me head since they're already down there
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id bang the shit out of a short girl like 5'1
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Midgets are best used for holidays, derssing up like cherubs, lepercons, elfs...etc.
If I were a midget I would prolly bang another midget. |
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maybe
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I prefer tall midgets...6 foot midgets...tall midgets fucking rule
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We need more free porn
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I would do bridgette the midget for sure
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We need more free porn
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Hell mother fuckin' no ! I'm too tall !
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I've never seen a hot midget.. but if I did..
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my friend loves midget porn but I can not get down with it
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No, though I have poked a midget's penis before.
Literally, just a poke. It didnt lead anywhere. |
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I believe the technical definition of a midget is "a person 4' 9" tall or less". As such, Mr Trebeck, I would like to phrase my answer in the form of...
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umm no
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you weren't supposed to tell just because my penis is small, doesn't make it a midget penis......
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if she was hawt n not fatty l0okin.
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Hell yeah I love novelty sex
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No, its kind of wierd
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I wouldnt cause its not my thing
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Well. If she's cute. Why the hell not.
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no
it's definitely not my thing
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Only if I could dress up like Aragorn and if she puts on the Hobit Feet...
Oh shit did I say that out loud? |
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My girlfriend is only 4'11". Does that count?
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People who are 5'1 aren't midgets! People who are 5'1 aren't midgets! You have to be 4'11 or UNDER to be a midget! There is a big difference... People who are 5'1 are considered "petite" NOT midgets... Petite people are shaped just like "normal" people except petite, midgets are shaped all weird and chunky with big heads. Petite people are NOT, I repeat NOT midgets! |
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Hell yeah I'd fuck a midget! In fact I'm dying to just so I can say I did!~LOL
Shiiiitt........... that big midget booty......... hell yeah
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If the person is cute. Sure why not
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so, you're saying I'm being lied to by this guy claming to be the world's tallest midget standing at 6 feet tall? ain't that a bitch.......
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tall midgets rule
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It would give you a funny story to tell...
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Sure why not, then at least I would see what it looks like to have a massive cock.
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"Little People, That's What They Like"
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fuck no
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