You know you're living in 2004 when... - GoFuckYourself.com

nolaman · 08-19-2004, 03:11 PM

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen !
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you
want to!

polish_aristocrat · 08-19-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nolaman
You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen !
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you
want to!

21. You are reading this for the 637th time

Sly_RJ · 08-19-2004, 03:13 PM

I really wish people would get over their addiction to cell phones. Drives me nuts. People: it's ok to be disconnected every now and then!

Jensen · 08-19-2004, 03:14 PM

NoCarrier · 08-19-2004, 03:14 PM

22. When you see the 358584095th troll logging in on GFY.

polish_aristocrat · 08-19-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I really wish people would get over their addiction to cell phones. Drives me nuts. People: it's ok to be disconnected every now and then!

Some people are addicted to cell phones, some to the internet.

alexg · 08-19-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
21. You are reading this for the 637th time

good one, and so true

Cassie · 08-19-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Some people are addicted to cell phones, some to the internet.

and some to both.

Basic_man · 08-19-2004, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
21. You are reading this for the 637th time

Rolf! Nice one! Add it to the list

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
21. You are reading this for the 637th time

I guess I'm not since it's the first time I see it :P

Manowar · 08-19-2004, 04:02 PM

thats excellent, hadnt read it before

08-19-2004, 03:11 PM	#1
nolaman Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 1,001	You know you're living in 2004 when... You know you're living in 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen ! 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to! __________________ PHP Programmer ICQ 215-504-788

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08-19-2004, 04:02 PM	#11
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	thats excellent, hadnt read it before