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Bake · 06-07-2001, 05:03 AM

This story, reported in the press last week, happened in a College of
Surgeons Rugby game.

Story goes like this - In the course of the game a guy is unfortunate
enough to dislocate his leg. He is screaming in agony. The pitch is full
of trainee medics and they realise this fairly fast. They call an
ambulance but also realise the quickest way to put the guy out of his
agony is to push the femur back into the hip joint. They go ahead and do
this.

Unfortunately the screaming intensifies as a result, the poor guy has
gone from occasional moans of agony to squealing like a pig getting
slaughtered. Within a few minutes he has passed out from the pain.

The reason?

When they pushed his femur back into his hip socket, they managed to
catch & snag one of his testicles along the way and ram it into the ball of
the
hip joint ahead of the femur they were trying to re-locate. When the bone
snapped back into place the testicle was squashed immediately because of
the strength of the ligament and tendons attaching the leg to the pelvic
girdle.

The guy lost his testicle and ruptured his vocal cords screaming in
agony.

CROSSED YOUR LEGS YET?

Badgurl · 06-07-2001, 05:27 AM

"squealing like a pig getting
slaughtered."

That's how most of my victims sound...*heh-heh*

Bake · 06-07-2001, 10:17 PM

Three Psychiatrists
-------------------

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,"
one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems".

"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't
we hear each other out right now?".

They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist
confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I
usually overbill my patients as often as I can."

The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of
control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying
illegal drugs for me".

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter
how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret".

Gemini · 06-07-2001, 10:33 PM

Cute Mick!

smutcash · 06-07-2001, 11:35 PM

Ouch!!! That poor guy!

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CDSmith · 06-08-2001, 12:43 PM

3 ER doctors are having lunch in the hospital barfeteria, and they get to talking about their worst emergency cases.

Doctor 1 -- "well, one time I was called out to the site of a bus accident, it took us 6 hours of surgery to fix the driver's legs."

Doc 2 -- "that's nothing. I was once called out to the site of a train wreck, it had hit a car and derailed. It took us 8 hours to repair the driver's spine."

Docs 1 & 2 then both look over at #3....

"That's nothin" says he.

"What'dya MEAN that's nothin??" exclaim the other 2. "those were the biggest traumas of the year!!"

Doc 3 says "nope, sorry. One time we got this hooker brought in by ambulance. She went skydiving and landed crotch-first on a telephone pole....it took us 3 days to wipe the smile off her face"

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06-07-2001, 05:03 AM	#1
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,433	Now this would hurt This story, reported in the press last week, happened in a College of Surgeons Rugby game. Story goes like this - In the course of the game a guy is unfortunate enough to dislocate his leg. He is screaming in agony. The pitch is full of trainee medics and they realise this fairly fast. They call an ambulance but also realise the quickest way to put the guy out of his agony is to push the femur back into the hip joint. They go ahead and do this. Unfortunately the screaming intensifies as a result, the poor guy has gone from occasional moans of agony to squealing like a pig getting slaughtered. Within a few minutes he has passed out from the pain. The reason? When they pushed his femur back into his hip socket, they managed to catch & snag one of his testicles along the way and ram it into the ball of the hip joint ahead of the femur they were trying to re-locate. When the bone snapped back into place the testicle was squashed immediately because of the strength of the ligament and tendons attaching the leg to the pelvic girdle. The guy lost his testicle and ruptured his vocal cords screaming in agony. CROSSED YOUR LEGS YET?

06-08-2001, 12:43 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	3 ER doctors are having lunch in the hospital barfeteria, and they get to talking about their worst emergency cases. Doctor 1 -- "well, one time I was called out to the site of a bus accident, it took us 6 hours of surgery to fix the driver's legs." Doc 2 -- "that's nothing. I was once called out to the site of a train wreck, it had hit a car and derailed. It took us 8 hours to repair the driver's spine." Docs 1 & 2 then both look over at #3.... "That's nothin" says he. "What'dya MEAN that's nothin??" exclaim the other 2. "those were the biggest traumas of the year!!" Doc 3 says "nope, sorry. One time we got this hooker brought in by ambulance. She went skydiving and landed crotch-first on a telephone pole....it took us 3 days to wipe the smile off her face" <font face="Arial">___________ CD * <a href="http://www4.smutserver.com/babes/bgnetwork/submit.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#27FFFC">Babe Galleries Network</font></a> < -- submit galleries here * <a href="http://www.oliver-klozov.com/cgi-bin/refer.cgi?ref=cdsmithok" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#CBE6FF">60% of all signups, 40% of all rebills</font></a> + High Quality free content, mthly cash bonuses * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCCC">Sites Against Censorship</a><font color="#EDDDDD"> Support us, support your future</font></font>

06-07-2001, 05:27 AM	#2
Badgurl Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 161	"squealing like a pig getting slaughtered." That's how most of my victims sound...heh-heh

06-07-2001, 10:17 PM	#3
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,433	Three Psychiatrists ------------------- While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems". "Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?". They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can." The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me". The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret".

06-07-2001, 10:33 PM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Cute Mick!

06-07-2001, 11:35 PM	#5
smutcash Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 71	Ouch!!! That poor guy! ( --------------- http://www.smutcash.com