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Halcyon · 08-19-2004, 09:58 AM

I ordered a couple CDs from CDbaby.com (small distributor put out a few 1000 copies of a friend's music).

This was the confirmaiton email:

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, August 18th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: [email protected] http://www.cdbaby.com

CCdoug · 08-19-2004, 09:59 AM

LOL, now that's what I call customer care!!

demented · 08-19-2004, 10:03 AM

Haha, They been sending out emails like that for a while now.

riosluts · 08-19-2004, 10:06 AM

hahah yeah that was really really funny

Peaches · 08-19-2004, 10:07 AM

LOL! Love it!

Trafficbrokercom · 08-19-2004, 10:11 AM

that is .. fucking great !!! ..

EviLGuY · 08-19-2004, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon
I ordered a couple CDs from CDbaby.com (small distributor put out a few 1000 copies of a friend's music).

This was the confirmaiton email:

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, August 18th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music
phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: [email protected] http://www.cdbaby.com

LOL.. that's great. It definitely will make them memorable to past customers.

Manowar · 08-19-2004, 10:40 AM

gotta love companies with a sense of humour

08-19-2004, 09:58 AM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Best Confirmation email EVER I ordered a couple CDs from CDbaby.com (small distributor put out a few 1000 copies of a friend's music). This was the confirmaiton email: Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, August 18th. I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!! Thank you once again, Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby the little CD store with the best new independent music phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: [email protected] http://www.cdbaby.com __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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CCdoug Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,390	LOL, now that's what I call customer care!! __________________

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riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	hahah yeah that was really really funny __________________

08-19-2004, 10:03 AM	#3
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Haha, They been sending out emails like that for a while now.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	LOL! Love it!

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Trafficbrokercom Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 542	that is .. fucking great !!! ..

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	gotta love companies with a sense of humour