blakkfrogg

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above the
steering wheel, driving in the left lane at 35 on the Interstate with the
left
blinker on: Florida.

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Jamdin

One hand on wheel, one hand up their ass, both feet in bs & no insurance because daddy just bought me this car for graduation: Kansas

RedShoe

Arms both folded, windows up, A/C cranked, no feet on either gas or brake, emergency brake on, asleep. Any Los Angeles freeway at 5:00 p.m.