brad, do you think you can handle this???

http://www.mrizzz.com/shows/FLA04/marypole3.jpg

Brad couldn't handle a realdoll looking sexy at him without blowing his load... he is just a puppy... still doesn't have dick control.. :winkwink:

IIIIIIIIIII've got Pussy Controoooollllll.







Sorry. Irresistable Urge.:winkwink:

I've got my dick under control better than a grizzly. I hear they can become erect and lift their penis at will.

No, I was being serious. I'm sure she's nice. She seems friendly.

damn, now i'm confused. why do people do 180s?

NoCarrier it's working, but it's going to take a little more sucking up to make up for all the dissing you did.


LOL

mary: I've thrown this in a couple threads after you replied...but guess we missed our replies. Is offerjunction yours?

I agree, she does seem friendly. She endures a lot of bullshit for sucking cock, from guys who make money....from girls sucking cock. It's quite hypocritical. Then, you also have the dudes who call her ugly/etc, when these fucking guys are fat fucking geeks. Again, hypocritical. Mary seems like she enjoys her life, and thats all that matters.

BTW Brad, the car isn't the only thing you need to lose. Good luck bro. :thumbsup

For all the dissing? What.. About the "makeup" joke

and that picture :

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicythumb.jpg

Come on I was only kidding.. :glugglug

Be sure not to call her a slut. Lensman will give you a strike.

I lost the mullet years ago.

Talking about the shirt/wardrobe.

Oh. I managed to get a personal stylist. My clothing matches these days.

nothing worse than a wannabe stealing real pimps lines.

you aint even close to the juicy's level ... ya cant run before ya walk son ....

jonsey - I gave juicy his juice

i gotta see the paperwork on that one.

mary is even hotter in person :winkwink: and a very nice girl to add! :thumbsup

Gotta give Mary credit for rolling with the punches and knowing how to turn a dis into a joke...

a dis? No I was serious I need a good waxing


Yeah she hit the gold on that comeback tho 100%

totally agree.

didnt meet her but checked her out at a dave and busters in april.

she spoke with someone i was just finishing up a convo with and
i was surprised at her quick wit, she realed of a few one liners and some funny lines from some movies that were relevant to the conversation.

This is actually a really attractive quality in a woman. I'll stop reading this thread before developing a new crush.

They all want but you but they cant have you.:winkwink: