Am I the only one that didn't have tons of sex in FL? - GoFuckYourself.com

08-17-2004, 10:09 PM

What's that say about me? I couldn't convince any ladies to have sex with me and every woman that saw me, ran away. Does this make me a socially challenged loser with horrible social skills, or was it just a bad week? Hell...Even Super Homo ran away like I was a walking ball of genital herpes!

fr8 · 08-17-2004, 10:13 PM

Just hang out with juicy. Look at what it has done for Izzz.

Hes got mad game now.

Dagwolf · 08-17-2004, 10:15 PM

No, you're not the only one, I didn't either.

Oh wait, I wasn't there...

08-17-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Just hang out with juicy. Look at what it has done for Izzz.
Hes got mad game now.

When I was with Juicy and Izzz, all they provided me with was a goofy cab driver named "G-Money" and a lap dancing stripper that gave me a medium jersey instead of a large. I think they're just selfish...Maybe I'll start heading to the gay parties. I heard that's where all the chicks go anyways.

MrIzzz · 08-17-2004, 10:17 PM

at least you finally got a Tee-shirt

pxxx · 08-17-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
at least you finally got a Tee-shirt

He is taking it a day at a time. From a tee-shirt this time around to getting laid next time around.

08-17-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
at least you finally got a Tee-shirt

I had to stalk the bitch to get it!

Pxxx.... It sucks being a 23 year old virgin. I have a hunch I'll die a virgin. Oh well.. At least I have porn!

SleazyDream · 08-17-2004, 10:22 PM

yep - you're the only loser - i slept with several different women - some would say I had a harem.

Stewie · 08-17-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
No, you're not the only one, I didn't either.

Oh wait, I wasn't there...

08-17-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
yep - you're the only loser - i slept with several different women - some would say I had a harem.

Maybe that's why I didn't have any sex. You were whording them all in your palace of sleaze!

MrIzzz · 08-17-2004, 10:26 PM

if you want i can give ya a sneak peak of some footage of juicy from internext if that will make ya feel better

08-17-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
if you want i can give ya a sneak peak of some footage of juicy from internext if that will make ya feel better

Quit rubbing it in....Between you, Juicy and SLeazy, there was a serious shortage for me this year!

pxxx · 08-17-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
yep - you're the only loser - i slept with several different women - some would say I had a harem.

We all know that Sleazy, Juicy, Mrizzz, and some more are the ladies magnets around.

08-17-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
We all know that Sleazy, Juicy, Mrizzz, and some more are the ladies magnets around.

Yup...It made the pickins slim. I wonder which one nailed Super Twink because he seemed pretty spent.

BigWebRev · 08-17-2004, 10:46 PM

pxxx · 08-17-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Yup...It made the pickins slim. I wonder which one nailed Super Twink because he seemed pretty spent.

My best bet would definitely be Juicy. I could be wrong and it be MrIzzz, you never know.

RhiannonBray · 08-17-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Yup...It made the pickins slim. I wonder which one nailed Super Twink because he seemed pretty spent.

Naaa neither one of us was gettin laid so we decided to be loosers together...
I could have got some if i wasnt so drunk on friday night.... my date drove thank god. Saturday night, my date stood me up... FUCKER!! At least I shot a scene, thats almost gettin laid

sheldonjuan · 08-17-2004, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
What's that say about me? I couldn't convince any ladies to have sex with me and every woman that saw me, ran away. Does this make me a socially challenged loser with horrible social skills, or was it just a bad week? Hell...Even Super Homo ran away like I was a walking ball of genital herpes!

when did you change your design? hows the new look doing for you?

Elli · 08-17-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
yep - you're the only loser - i slept with several different women - some would say I had a harem.

Now, stop exaggerating Sleazy. It was at most 4 girls on any one night.

Preacher · 08-18-2004, 12:38 AM

next time try to pay them

MadMojo · 08-18-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
When I was with Juicy and Izzz, all they provided me with was a goofy cab driver named "G-Money" and a lap dancing stripper that gave me a medium jersey instead of a large. I think they're just selfish...Maybe I'll start heading to the gay parties. I heard that's where all the chicks go anyways.

Ask Juicy for some guido cologne...that'll get you the girls!

08-18-2004, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by Preacher
next time try to pay them

Nobody wanted Vegas poker chips. Unfortunately, thats all I was carrying, and none of their ass cracks could successfully be used to swipe my Credit Card. Maybe next year I'll have to bring actual cash.

Lauren · 08-18-2004, 03:58 AM

just a bad week for you shemps

08-18-2004, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Lauren
just a bad week for you shemps

I'm sure Shemp had a great week. That guy gets more coochie than you can imagine. It's me...Sherm... who has the problem!

the Shemp · 08-18-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
I'm sure Shemp had a great week. That guy gets more coochie than you can imagine. It's me...Sherm... who has the problem!

"imagine" being the key word here ......

08-17-2004, 10:09 PM	#1
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Am I the only one that didn't have tons of sex in FL? What's that say about me? I couldn't convince any ladies to have sex with me and every woman that saw me, ran away. Does this make me a socially challenged loser with horrible social skills, or was it just a bad week? Hell...Even Super Homo ran away like I was a walking ball of genital herpes!

08-17-2004, 10:13 PM	#2
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08-17-2004, 10:15 PM	#3
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08-17-2004, 10:17 PM	#5
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08-17-2004, 10:22 PM	#8
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