(News) Muslim Scientists working on a bomb to turn Americans GAY - GoFuckYourself.com

pure energy · 08-17-2004, 06:33 AM

Extremist Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.

It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "

They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."

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MattO · 08-17-2004, 06:34 AM

I knew before I even click this thread that it'd be a Weekly World News story.

alexg · 08-17-2004, 06:39 AM

lol

i know places where i think they already dropped these bombs

macker · 08-17-2004, 07:24 AM

omg

fr33s3x · 08-17-2004, 07:26 AM

what the fuck ?

coolfuck · 08-17-2004, 07:27 AM

lol ..
all the us gay need to leave the country

iownthefrench · 08-17-2004, 07:32 AM

just as long as they don't drop them in san francisco, that would be a HUGE loss. oh, wait

Firehorse · 08-17-2004, 03:24 PM

it may backfire and lead to peace!

Zerof8 · 08-17-2004, 03:26 PM

See we should just deport all of the gay people to mainly muslim places, that would teach them a lesson

Zerof8 · 08-17-2004, 03:27 PM

^"Hey Abdallah, that is one sexy turban baby"

QuaWee · 08-17-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
^"Hey Abdallah, that is one sexy turban baby"

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pure energy · 08-17-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
^"Hey Abdallah, that is one sexy turban baby"

hehehehehehe

cold_ice · 08-17-2004, 04:50 PM

Weren't our soldiers ass raping them in prison? Maybe it has already been working on out troops.

s9ann0 · 08-17-2004, 04:57 PM

I don't wanna have to look at man content!

Manowar · 08-17-2004, 05:01 PM

those joke newspages are still funny

08-17-2004, 06:33 AM	#1
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