WTF You can but a Casket at Costco? (pic)

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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    WTF You can but a Casket at Costco? (pic)

    I like the gold one


    Will costco hold the casket for another 50 years till I'm dead?
  • TweetyBird
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    • Feb 2004
    • 8532

    #2
    dang, awkward
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    • enter »
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      • Jul 2004
      • 2362

      #3
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      • Fred Quimby
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        • Jul 2004
        • 5430

        #4
        The Costco offers six models of caskets made by the Universal Casket Co., at the Costco Wholesale at Clybourn & Diversey Monday, Aug 16, 2004, in Chicago. On Monday, the warehouse retailer, which offers everything from cabinets to chicken to computers, started test marketing caskets at two stores in the Chicago area. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

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        • iownthefrench
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          • May 2004
          • 211

          #5
          do you still have to buy in bulk?

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          • Serge Litehead
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            • Dec 2002
            • 5190

            #6
            Originally posted by iownthefrench
            do you still have to buy in bulk?
            lol

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            • EviLGuY
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              • Apr 2003
              • 12745

              #7
              Originally posted by TweetyBird
              dang, awkward
              Maybe you could put it on layaway?

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              • axelcat
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                • Jun 2002
                • 25450

                #8
                lol

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                • Tom_PMs
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2049

                  #9
                  One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

                  Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

                  Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..

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                  • julioxp
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 160

                    #10
                    mmm.. you'll never know when you will suddenly need a casket..

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                    • benc
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 788

                      #11
                      I guess I see no problem with it. These funeral homes overcharge like crazy.


                      I belive in cremation. I dont see much point in putting my rotting corpse in some overpriced box that gets buried.
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                      • Manowar
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        that gold one is pretty pimp - i wonder if you can get spinners

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                        • Doctor Dre
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 51692

                          #13
                          Originally posted by iownthefrench
                          do you still have to buy in bulk?
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                          • SykkBoy2
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 19969

                            #14
                            yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

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                            • NichePay_Manny
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1833

                              #15
                              Man whats next at Costco !U can buy a wife

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                              • DIH
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 263

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                Maybe you could put it on layaway?
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                                • cherrylula
                                  lol
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 15969

                                  #17
                                  hahaha damn I think we just buried my Grandmother in that silver one. My Grandfather is an avid Costco shopper, go figure.

                                  It was a really nice casket though if that is the one.

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                                  • Vitasoy
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                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by iownthefrench
                                    do you still have to buy in bulk?

                                    I'll take 3 gold ones then


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                                    • Goose
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 5725

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                      yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

                                      lol what a crap...I'll think about it when it's getting close
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                                      • ShellyCrash
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                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 6708

                                        #20
                                        The thing that sucks is, even though you don't have to order a casket through the funeral home, you don't have enough time to have one special ordered, unless you buy it yourself ahead of time.

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                                        • freeadultcontent
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 9976

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                          One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

                                          Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

                                          Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..
                                          Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.

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                                          • Face (o_0)
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                                            • May 2004
                                            • 2617

                                            #22
                                            haha wrong on so many levels

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                                            • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 2088

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                              yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

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                                              • NoCarrier
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 16356

                                                #24
                                                Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them

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                                                • cherrylula
                                                  lol
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 15969

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                  Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.
                                                  The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

                                                  I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

                                                  Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.

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                                                  • freeadultcontent
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 9976

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                    Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them
                                                    Costco might not, many others do. Oh and a hell of a lot cheaper than a funeral home.

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                                                    • freeadultcontent
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                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                      The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

                                                      I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

                                                      Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.
                                                      Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".

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                                                      • tony299
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                                                        • Aug 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        You can use it as a coffee table with built in storage until you die . lol

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                                                        • cherrylula
                                                          lol
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 15969

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                          Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".
                                                          Want to hear the real kicker? It was supposed to be a closed casket funeral and they fucked it up and had it open. After it was already open and people starting arriving the family figured just leave it open since they already saw her.

                                                          It didn't bother me, but I have family members claiming they are traumatized now. You think they would have at least gotten that part of the services right, closed casket that is.

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