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Old 08-16-2004, 06:10 PM   #1
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Some fucking white trash was talking to me at the line to the bank today....

he was stinking ugly old man...
anyhow he was bitching and moaning and talking to me about women and how hot the bank workers are and what not...
so I thought how can this guy shut the fuck up...
and while he asked me if I think some lady was hot, I said, "Sorry sir I'm gay (I'm straight so stfu) and he looked at me like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT" but said...."hmmm it's ok" turned around and didn't say a word!
Damn this was hilarious.
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #2
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sorry, i won't be friendly next time
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:12 PM   #3
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We all know you're gay
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:13 PM   #4
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you should have done the bank workers a favor and said they were all trannys
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:20 PM   #5
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Bla bla bla... You're gay, who cares, this is old news....
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:23 PM   #6
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If you had said it a little louder, you'd have become a chick magnet
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:23 PM   #7
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I'm sure you pulled it off well, you've already had lots of practice playing the gay role.
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:24 PM   #8
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i place this thread as exhibit Y.. shit, the evidence just keeps piling up and were running out of letters
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:25 PM   #9
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you should have told him the story about when you sucked that kid off when you were little at the park im sure that would have shut him up also
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:30 PM   #10
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Bla bla bla... You're gay, who cares, this is old news....
For real.
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:31 PM   #11
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u told him the truth, thats good
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:32 PM   #12
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rofl! Surprised he didnt ask for your digits. He just sounded horny lol
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:34 PM   #13
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Haha that must of being fucking great. Should have proceeded to tell him how good he looked.
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:06 PM   #14
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You should have ran down your tips for getting laid. Sounds like this guy could have used advice like "take a shower."
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:38 PM   #15
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:41 PM   #16
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you should have told him the story about when you sucked that kid off when you were little at the park im sure that would have shut him up also



HAHAH that made me laugh !!! out loud!
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:49 PM   #17
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he was stinking ugly old man...
anyhow he was bitching and moaning and talking to me about women and how hot the bank workers are and what not...
so I thought how can this guy shut the fuck up...
and while he asked me if I think some lady was hot, I said, "Sorry sir I'm gay (I'm straight so stfu) and he looked at me like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT" but said...."hmmm it's ok" turned around and didn't say a word!
Damn this was hilarious.


We all know if that story was true you would've sucked that guy's dick anyway..

So..
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