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PerfectionGirls 08-15-2004 04:00 PM

Fiddy... webmasters that should wear condoms!




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that's a pretty ignorant thing to say, i had a kid before i was 18, i still ended up getting a highschool diploma, and a college degree, and im working on a second one
Sitting where you are I would totally agree with you, but you are the exception to the rule. By far! Trust me, I seen this day in and day out for 17 years. Out of the hundreds of cases I seen like this one... maybe 5 turned out to be a good situation.

Also, that guy in the situation has a much, much better chance of moving ahead. 99% of the time.. the girl and the child are fucked.

Thanks for being the exception. You should be applauded :)

bdld 08-15-2004 04:01 PM

get an education, go to college, ace every class.. and get a GOOD job. as for now, do manual labor work and give as much as you can to support your child.

Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Put the baby up for adoption. Neither of you are ready to raise a child. 16 and 18 are WAY too young, no matter how mature and "old" you feel :( Do what's right for the baby, don't be selfish and let someone wanting a child adopt it.


thats weird you think this.

my mom had me at 18, was married and raised me as a single mother after dickhead dad took off at 20.

i am glad my mom didnt pussy out and give me up for adoption, instead she raised me.

tossing your mistakes on the state is not how you deal with them.

alexg 08-15-2004 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
dude shut the fuck up.
1) the guy is 18 and doesn't have a dollar to his name
2) the girl is 16 and I bet she doesn't have a dollar either.

don't forget the fact that they are both mentally are not ready to have a kid....

get a fucking abortion, it's your only way out from that trailer.

dumbass, where did you see that I suggested them not to get an abortion?

All I meant is that abortion is for dumb people.
smart people use condoms...

they are both fucked now... fucked because abortion is not the helthiest thing to do for a girl, because they'll feel guilty about what they've done, because they probably don't have the money for the abortion, and because they are both stupid fucks...

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
No, there is another option, they can put the baby in adoption. Killing a human being isn't always the way out.
a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
thats weird you think this.

my mom had me at 18, was married and raised me as a single mother after dickhead dad took off at 20.

i am glad my mom didnt pussy out and give me up for adoption, instead she raised me.

tossing your mistakes on the state is not how you deal with them.

You are absolutely right, but the adoption option is still 100000000% better than killing the baby.

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.
I should've known not to discuss seriously with such a prick. I forgot how lame you were.. :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.
p.s. giving a child up for abortion is fucking the child's life ahead of time.

ProjectPat 08-15-2004 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.
I WILL NOT forget about that post and I WILL SEE YOU at a convention you worthless slimeball, I've never hated anyone online before moments ago

Sleep with your fucking eyes open you obese girl

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by alexg
dumbass, where did you see that I suggested them not to get an abortion?

All I meant is that abortion is for dumb people.
smart people use condoms...

they are both fucked now... fucked because abortion is not the helthiest thing to do for a girl, because they'll feel guilty about what they've done, because they probably don't have the money for the abortion, and because they are both stupid fucks...

Shit happens, condoms tear up and shit....:2 cents:

PerfectionGirls 08-15-2004 04:06 PM

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fuck you man, you don't even know me
I sure know enough.

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i'm not going to fail shit, i swear to everything holy i'm going to dedicate my entire existance to making sure my child has a flawless life
LOL Yeah right.... you sure started off thinking about the kid didnt you?

Look, I pray to god you do have your shit together and make the best of this... not because you deserve it, but because the kid, who has no fucking choice does.


:mad:

Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
I should've known not to discuss with such a prick. I forgot how lame you were.. :1orglaugh
once you put the prespective on oracle porn you start to ignore him.

how can a kid who lives at home even begin to udnerstand what its like to grow up and live a life. he dont even pay his own bills.

he is still under mommy wing, kids dont know shit about kids. he is still asking for gas money.

:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectPat
I WILL NOT forget about that post and I WILL SEE YOU at a convention you worthless slimeball, I've never hated anyone online before moments ago

Sleep with your fucking eyes open you obese girl

I'm a guy and I'm not obese

SKEET SKEET :1orglaugh :321GFY

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I'm a guy and I'm not obese

SKEET SKEET :1orglaugh :321GFY

Actually, the obese girl comment was not far from the truth. :glugglug

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Actually, the obese girl comment was not far from the truth. :glugglug
actually i'm a skinny fuck.

alexg 08-15-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
p.s. giving a child up for abortion is fucking the child's life ahead of time.
i think you meant "adoption" :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectPat
I WILL NOT forget about that post and I WILL SEE YOU at a convention you worthless slimeball, I've never hated anyone online before moments ago

Sleep with your fucking eyes open you obese girl

i doubt you will.

oracle porn doesnt go to conventions, he isnt old enough to get in.

he cant go where they serve alcohol.

yanik 08-15-2004 04:09 PM

You are going to become a man

You should be happy now!!

I had a son 5 months ago and im almost 27, i wish i could have him before...

Peaches 08-15-2004 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
thats weird you think this.

my mom had me at 18, was married and raised me as a single mother after dickhead dad took off at 20.

i am glad my mom didnt pussy out and give me up for adoption, instead she raised me.

tossing your mistakes on the state is not how you deal with them.

Fletch, I realize you've said many times you don't actually READ my posts and it shows every time you respond to them.

I said they should put it up for adoption. That's not tossing mistakes on the state, lol! I have at least 30 friends who have adopted babies and a handful of friends who have either given their baby up for adoption or have daughters/sons who have. NONE even went through any government agency, let alone be "tossed" on the state.

If you're so worried about this kid "tossing" his mistake on the state, wanna bet how fast the government will be involved in raising it in the form of DFACS, welfare, food stamps, and probably child support recovery? And that's just the beginning.

dropped9 08-15-2004 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.
You aren't that fucking dumb......... are you?

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i doubt you will.

oracle porn doesnt go to conventions, he isnt old enough to get in.

he cant go where they serve alcohol.

right....:1orglaugh

Ross 08-15-2004 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectPat
I'm actually a good man with great morals belive it or not
You're not a man, you are 18 years old dude.

Good luck with the baby, I wish you all the best. Now is the time to grow up and fast.

PerfectionGirls 08-15-2004 04:11 PM

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a sperm inside an underage slut isn't a human being.
:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

alexg 08-15-2004 04:11 PM

btw, you came to the wrong message board looking for pity :1orglaugh

that is, if you're really looking for pity, and not page views

Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches


If you're so worried about this kid "tossing" his mistake on the state,

i am not *worried* about anything.
I was simply voicing my opinion regarding giving up kids simply because of your age.

when did you have your first?

I was simply saying i am glad my mom wasnt part of this throw-away society and actually stepped up and took responsibility.

turn it around how you like.

fr8 08-15-2004 04:13 PM

First why tell us?

Second, You need to wrap that shit up.

V_RocKs 08-15-2004 04:13 PM

OK kids... here is a lesson in pregnancy... or NOT!

A woman (child in this case) has a period once a month. On average these periods will last 28 to 30 days. The female in question can only get pregnant around the middle of the cycle. She will only have a viable egg for about 1 to 3 days. Sperm live about 48 to 72 hours but in extremely nice conditions (clean vagina, healthy, overly resourceful sperm) can live as long as 7 days (note: this is very rare).

So we just don't fuck 5 days prior to ovulation, the 14th and 7 days after... That gives us sex from days 1 thru 9 and days 21 thru 30 (28 or 31)... That is unprotected, skin to skin and cuming inside her sex bro! BooYAH! Fucking unbeatable sex there!

Want to get a few extra days? Don't cum inside her. Sure a few thousand sperm will leak out in precum but if you don't understand the journey they take then you can go on being affraid. Hint: the first few million sperm die making a path for the others along the acidic, dry walls of the vagina.

BTW, this should only be accomplished with someone you know is fucking you only. Like... your wife... your school teacher... etc...

Rich 08-15-2004 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectPat
For just once I'd like the GFY community to realize that I'm actually an intelligent and good person, regardless of the immature things I've displayed in the past. Posts on GFY don't make who a person is, I'm actually a good man with great morals belive it or not
Dude you have 19 posts.

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
OK kids... here is a lesson in pregnancy... or NOT!

A woman (child in this case) has a period once a month. On average these periods will last 28 to 30 days. The female in question can only get pregnant around the middle of the cycle. She will only have a viable egg for about 1 to 3 days. Sperm live about 48 to 72 hours but in extremely nice conditions (clean vagina, healthy, overly resourceful sperm) can live as long as 7 days (note: this is very rare).

So we just don't fuck 5 days prior to ovulation, the 14th and 7 days after... That gives us sex from days 1 thru 9 and days 21 thru 30 (28 or 31)... That is unprotected, skin to skin and cuming inside her sex bro! BooYAH! Fucking unbeatable sex there!

Want to get a few extra days? Don't cum inside her. Sure a few thousand sperm will leak out in precum but if you don't understand the journey they take then you can go on being affraid. Hint: the first few million sperm die making a path for the others along the acidic, dry walls of the vagina.

BTW, this should only be accomplished with someone you know is fucking you only. Like... your wife... your school teacher... etc...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Dude you have 19 posts.
he also got 4 nicks

Oracle Porn 08-15-2004 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY
:Graucho

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
actually i'm a skinny fuck.
Remove the skinny part with "dumbass" and I will believe you.

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
right....:1orglaugh
Well, you didn't refute Fletch's arguments. So he was right.. :glugglug

Huggles 08-15-2004 04:24 PM

I'm 26 and I don't want kids for at least another 5 years!



I couldn't imagine being a father right now, eek

Sassy Girl 08-15-2004 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by V_RocKs
OK kids... here is a lesson in pregnancy... or NOT!

A woman (child in this case) has a period once a month. On average these periods will last 28 to 30 days.

I think someone flunked sex ed class. A period lasts 28-30 days?? :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Sassy Girl
I think someone flunked sex ed class. A period lasts 28-30 days?? :1orglaugh
That's an excuse from his girlfriend/boyfriend..

"Sorry, we will have sex in 30 days only, I'm in my periods right now".

:glugglug

r3ap3r 08-15-2004 04:38 PM

Most of you fuckers should dies or get stabbed in the eye with the rusted fork for all the shit you are saying.

I became a father @ 19.
I finished college with a 4.01 average and my GF is almost done with a 3.9 average. We are both intellegent people. We are now 21 with a 2 year old daughter. I have a Job that supports my family.

His life is not over, just start making choices that count. Step up a be a father. You wouldn't regret it. Life will get harder but after the first year it gets easier. For me life got easier after the first year because my daughter was born healthy, slept through the night etc.... So if you want to do something useful start taking care and responsibility for the unborn child now.

I'd like to see some of the people who are posting negative shit in real life so that I could just see the kind of useless fucks live on this earth.

alexg 08-15-2004 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
That's an excuse from his girlfriend/boyfriend..

"Sorry, we will have sex in 30 days only, I'm in my periods right now".

:glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by r3ap3r
Most of you fuckers should dies or get stabbed in the eye with the rusted fork for all the shit you are saying.

I became a father @ 19.
I finished college with a 4.01 average and my GF is almost done with a 3.9 average. We are both intellegent people. We are now 21 with a 2 year old daughter. I have a Job that supports my family.

His life is not over, just start making choices that count. Step up a be a father. You wouldn't regret it. Life will get harder but after the first year it gets easier. For me life got easier after the first year because my daughter was born healthy, slept through the night etc.... So if you want to do something useful start taking care and responsibility for the unborn child now.

I'd like to see some of the people who are posting negative shit in real life so that I could just see the kind of useless fucks live on this earth.

Unfortunately, not everyone is mature enough to take their responsibilities.. Believing that everyone can do it is like believing that every kid can succeed in school, life, society...

That's an utopian world and not the world we live in..

Irresponsibility is still not a good reason to have an abortion.

jacked 08-15-2004 04:41 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by NoCarrier
Well you have 2 choices.


Choice # 1

http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/suicide5.jpg

Choice # 2

http://www.zacharysmith.net/oct02/richard_simmons.jpg
[/QUOTE


haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tat2Jr 08-15-2004 04:43 PM

I say take her on the Maury show and get a paternity test, and really enjoy your night in New York city, because it will probably be your last vacation.

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Tat2Jr
I say take her on the Maury show and get a paternity test, and really enjoy your night in New York city, because it will probably be your last vacation.
Damn.. 14 posts since 2001? That one was pure gold! Don't be shy! Post more often! :1orglaugh

wpbdude 08-15-2004 04:46 PM

Seriously,

I was the identical situation, I had to beg her to have all 3 of my kids. We were sucking wind back then, I was making like 15k per year doing manual labor etc.. I worked my ass off, taught myself computers / system administration / unix / networking / etc...

I now have 3 very smart, well adjusted kids in the world. Every time we go to resturants strangers stop at our table to compliment how well behaved the kids are.

No regrets...

baddog 08-15-2004 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
you are obviously not THAT intelligent
my thoughts exactly . . . . time for an abortion before you compound your errors

Enema 08-15-2004 05:05 PM

I don't understand why so many americans who get pregnant think they must have the baby?

Why do none of you that are obviously completely unprepared to handle a baby on every level not have an abortion?

Have you been that brainwashed to think that abortion is killing? Think for a second about the life you can provide for the kid and how much of your own life you will lose in the deal!

YOUR IDIOCY ASTOUNDETH ME!

NichePay_Manny 08-15-2004 05:08 PM

:helpme :helpme :helpme

Ricky Dynamite 08-15-2004 05:24 PM

This dude's a fucking genius.

NoCarrier 08-15-2004 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Enema
I don't understand why so many americans who get pregnant think they must have the baby?

Why do none of you that are obviously completely unprepared to handle a baby on every level not have an abortion?

Have you been that brainwashed to think that abortion is killing? Think for a second about the life you can provide for the kid and how much of your own life you will lose in the deal!

YOUR IDIOCY ASTOUNDETH ME!

Your brain needs an enema

baddog 08-15-2004 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectPat
her parents won't allow it, i forgot to mention that
fuck that shit . . . time to bail dude

stocktrader23 08-15-2004 05:35 PM

Some of you fuckers are twisted assholes. I wouldn't suggest an abortion or adoption to anyone that wants their kid. If he wants to step up to the plate and take care of it then leave the guy alone.


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