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08-16-2004, 08:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2004
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How the fuck do you get rid of a cricket?!?!!?
this thing is pissing me the hell off.
I cant find the fucker, and everytime I think I am getting close, the sound moves to the other side of the room. The sound is being thrown around like all hell, it doesn't just come from one specific area so it is really hard to find. I'm about to start smashing my head against the wall. Any suggestions? |
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08-16-2004, 08:02 PM
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We get them bigtime in august here. there are about 10 fucking around in the backyard right now
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08-16-2004, 08:04 PM
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You should try for a LBW
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08-16-2004, 08:05 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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get a lizard and let him loose, he'll find it.
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08-16-2004, 08:08 PM
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sperm tail
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i think i heard that if you put a wet towel or a cup of water in the area they tend to go to it
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08-16-2004, 08:11 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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be careful ...
crickets are VERY good luck if one moves into your house. (I think they eat bugs too?) |
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08-16-2004, 08:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-16-2004, 08:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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if it was very good luck, then I would have caught it a half hour ago. |
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08-16-2004, 08:14 PM
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CURATOR
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Buy a gecko.
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08-16-2004, 08:16 PM
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Regards, Lee |
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08-16-2004, 08:16 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'll just run out and buy a gecko at 12am, and let the fucker loose in my apt. Then tomorrow there will be a thread named: "How the fuck do you find a gecko!?!?!?!" |
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08-16-2004, 08:18 PM
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08-16-2004, 08:21 PM
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08-16-2004, 08:21 PM
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j- PS: geckos make cool pets and chicks dig 'em.
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08-16-2004, 08:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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i would loose the cat in my apt as well... |
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08-16-2004, 08:26 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm not going to be able to stand this for another couple hours, no less months! Looks like im just going to have to move out of my apt... |
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08-16-2004, 08:29 PM
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If you can track him down to a moveable object, submerge it in the tub until he's dead. j-
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08-16-2004, 09:43 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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CRICKET HATER!
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08-16-2004, 09:43 PM
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Ryde or Die
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time to call the pest guy
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