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Old 08-14-2004, 11:56 AM   #1
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1. Bottled water. No parched pooch should be without it, according to inventor Bill Fels. Launched last year in the United States - which, unsurprisingly leads the world in the pet pampering stakes - Petrefresh is a bottled water specially formulated for dogs, cats, rabbits, gerbils, iguanas, pot-bellied pigs and even fish. Sold in regular two-litre bottles for $2.29 (£1.25) each, the mountain-spring water is processed using ultraviolet light and ozone, but unlike human bottled water is not "sediment filtered". Rhonda Stoner, who markets the product, says it's "not a luxury item".



2. Dog yoga. When a walk in the park just won't do... Dog yoga, or "Doga", debuted on these shores last month as a means of instilling some inner-calm in unruly pets. While the canine chassis isn't entirely compliant with the lotus position (is the human's for that matter?) "their breathing really did seem to be in synch with their owners," said animal therapist Dan Thomas after instructing the first Doga class.


3. Insurance. Vet bills have the potential to drain a savings account overnight. Which is why several big insurers now have pet policies. Schemes start at about £6 a month but the more expensive policies tend to pay out for treatment for longer and have fewer exclusions. How long until Bupa muscles in on this market?

4. Cat toilet seat. Those who treat their pet like royalty can now let the family cat share their throne. The Feline Evolution Catseat sits on top of a normal toilet seat and Muffin's "little messages" fall on to a tiny tray beneath, which are then bagged and binned (the final stages require human intervention). Inventor Kevin Rymer says the device eliminates cat odours and saves on litter costs, and insists there are no health risks with cats and humans using the same toilet.



5. Pet DNA. The Missing Pet Bureau offers hope to those whose furry sidekicks have a tendency to go Awol. Through the service, pets are implanted with a microchip that carries the owner's contact information. For £50 they even throw in a DNA identification kit that includes a swab, for taking a DNA sample from the inside of a dog's cheek, which is then wiped on an ID card which is stored by the bureau.

6. Dog sunglasses. Another "health product", sunglasses, such as Doggles, claim to keep out 100% of UV light and "foreign objects" and attach with a rubber headband. Oh, and they also happen to look funny.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3561856.stm
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:03 PM   #2
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