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Supposedly, this really happened....
A certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. ![]()
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Effective
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OWNED
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So Fucking Banned
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LOL... that's an inventive solution.
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bet they never did that again
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http://www.snopes.com/spoons/legends/lipstick.htm
It might be true.. But it's still an urban legend. Thanks, never heard about that one.. Anyway, even if it's true or not, it's an effective urban legend. I'm pretty sure that all the school janitors use it all the time. |
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Bon temps!
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Sounded wild enough to be on snopes.com... It was:
http://www.snopes.com/spoons/legends/lipstick.htm Origin is unknown, may be true.
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Bon temps!
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LOL nocarrier. We know the right place to check some things out
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funny, but just another urban legend
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We need more free porn
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Bon temps!
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LOL, that is hesterical!!!
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The people at snopes are very thorough, I'll give them that.
toilet water, anyone?
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lol, that will teach em
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When it rains, it pours
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lesson learned
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What the costodian did was smart.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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funny but yeah nev er happened.
they dont clean bathroom mirrors with toilet water in america hahaha
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holy shit that joke is older than I am. and its 100% true.
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Brilliant!
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what a creative problem solution !!
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What a great idea the principal had. That would sure put a stop to it...if it was true...good story even if it isn't.
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Lol... Good idea....
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LMFAO!
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True or not, I bet it has given a few people ideas!
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great way to get a point accross to someone! would have broken me thats for sure and made me swish listerine for a hour and a half
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Classic.
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Perfect solution IMO
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dam thats fuckin grimmey i'd sue the school if that happend to one of my children
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