I FUCKED a Muslim up (Full Story) - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 12:23 AM

Man listen.. I'm sittin in tha house, kicked back watchin my Bad Santa DVD (That niguh Bernie Mac is a mad man fool) and my wifey just busts down tha door and gets to yellin at me.. "Papi.. What I tell you about foolin with my liqour, next time I'ma kick yo black ass!" (I jacked for her Grey Goose last night, that shit is tha truth!) I ain't feel like gettin yelled on.. So I threw on my special edition Olympic Jordan 19's, Dream Team Barkley jersey and steped. So I'm walkin down 109, headin to tha store to get a cigar to twist up tha last of tha funk. I'm half way to tha store and this muslim dude stoped me, he says.. "Hey young brotha, you looked troubled, it's a nice day.. You should be smiling." And I say.. "Fall back Ahgahdah, I never smile.. that shit is for suckas!" Then he tells me.. "You know Allah can help you smile again.. Give me five minutes of your time young man." I was like.. "Son.. I got things to do! Now fall back, fa real yo!" So I get back on my mission to tha store, I'm almost there and I hear someone walkin behind me.. So I turn around to make sure it ain't some fool tryin to creep up on me.. And it was tha muslim niguh again.. He was like.. "Just let me have five minutes young man, that's all I ask." I say.. "Niguh I WILL KILL YOU!!.. Why you followin me homie, you want war?" Then he says.. "This is why you need Allah in you life, hear me out brotha!" So I'm like.. "Fuck it.. You got five minutes!" (But I was lying, ya'll know how I do it!)

So he starts preachin and I'm listening.. Like a minute and a half go by and I start actin like I caught tha holy ghost and shit.. I started shakin and convulsing and shouting.. "I feel tha power, yes brotha, yesssssss!!!" Then he says.. "You feel it, you feel tha power!?" I say.. "Yes brotha, come feel tha power with me!" Then he walks up and puts his hand on my shoulder and I kneeled down..... BLLOOOPPP!!!!! I came all tha way from tha ground with a half uppercut, half left hook.. Damn near took his head off!!! His kufi went flyin in tha air along with his Final Call newspapers and shit. That left hand had a side of pork in it, that niguh was OUT COLD! Then I lean over his unconscious body and start yellin at tha top of my lungs.. "Mothafucka you know who I am?? A period B NIGUH.. I GOT MILK, WHAT?? GET UP MOTHAFUCKA!! I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AGAIN NIGUH!!!!!!!!" There was a fat kid watching this go down.. He let tha ice cream truck pass by.. That's how serious this was!

I can't even get a cigar from tha corner store without havin to test my knockout skills.. These streets is gettin mean!

Marcus Aurelius · 07-03-2004, 12:25 AM

okay how much did you smoke and do you have any left?

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
okay how much did you smoke and do you have any left?

I smoked your punk Muslim loving liberal Kerry ass.

pornJester · 07-03-2004, 12:32 AM

I didn't know Canadians talked like that.

pure energy · 07-03-2004, 12:33 AM

Damn, that sucks!

sean416 · 07-03-2004, 12:45 AM

lol is this serious?

MikeHawk · 07-03-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
I smoked your punk Muslim loving liberal Kerry ass.

pimplink · 07-03-2004, 12:53 AM

It's getting meaner and meaner.

Face (o_0) · 07-03-2004, 12:55 AM

hater

wdsguy · 07-03-2004, 12:55 AM

move out of south central son

jwerd · 07-03-2004, 01:15 AM

rofl...

boneprone · 07-03-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
move out of south central son

He's from Malibu...

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 01:28 AM

This shit is for real.

boneprone · 07-03-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
This shit is for real.

yep..

recognize.

JoeB · 07-03-2004, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
This shit is for real.

If so you need to get your ass to drinkin your ol' ladies shit everyday so she can piss you off enough to go out on your adventures and right a script about that shit! Then fiilm it in the style of an old 70's black film! That shit would be tight! Hell you might even be able to get Quentin to film it! Just remember who gave you the idea!

Sifu · 07-03-2004, 01:32 AM

LMFAO
YOUR SUCH A BITCH...LOL

BlueQuartz · 07-03-2004, 01:34 AM

fuck you be ill

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by Sifu
LMFAO
YOUR SUCH A BITCH...LOL

Just because you love black prison dick doesn't mean you've regained your manhood enough to call people 'bitch' online, SON.

StuartD · 07-03-2004, 01:37 AM

This story would have been much better if it started with "this one time... at band camp..."

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
This story would have been much better if it started with "this one time... at band camp..."

Band Camp in COMPTON, maybe.

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 01:39 AM

B-RAD, oops, I mean Papichulo is that you? Who talks like that?

Sifu · 07-03-2004, 01:39 AM

PAPI GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH!!
AND JUST TO FINISH THIS OFF CUZ I AM STONED AND GOING TO BED.
"FUCK YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR FAMILY AND THE WHORE WHO BIRTHED YOU"
YOU FUCKEN CHUMP I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUNF WITH YOU, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL. BUT APPERANTLY YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE. B I T C H

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
B-RAD, oops, I mean Papichulo is that you? Who talks like that?

Step off, 'fo I own your punk ass, Simp ass bitch.

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 01:42 AM

That story is funny as shit. Almost as funny as when I broke some white punk's jaw for his Air Jordans.

Since you get stoned, I ain't gonna hate on ya. Keep on Keepin' on, brotha.

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Originally posted by Sifu
PAPI GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH!!
AND JUST TO FINISH THIS OFF CUZ I AM STONED AND GOING TO BED.
"FUCK YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR FAMILY AND THE WHORE WHO BIRTHED YOU"
YOU FUCKEN CHUMP I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUNF WITH YOU, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL. BUT APPERANTLY YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE. B I T C H

nofx · 07-03-2004, 01:46 AM

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Step off, 'fo I own your punk ass, Simp ass bitch.

Talking louder than a muthufucker but aint saying shit! Funny how you came to GFY to tell everyone your story about how you beat up an innocent defenseless man. Were you hoping for respect when you posted this? Your nothing but a punk bitch, check yourself "Papi-Puto"

nofx · 07-03-2004, 02:01 AM

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself papi!

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Talking louder than a muthufucker but aint saying shit! Funny how you came to GFY to tell everyone your story about how you beat up an innocent defenseless man. Were you hoping for respect when you posted this? Your nothing but a punk bitch, check yourself "Papi-Puto"

Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name. Ease up, you muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal. Step off, 'fo I pimp slap ya, SON.

xmovieparad · 07-03-2004, 02:05 AM

let me guess, you are white but you wish you were black

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name. Ease up, you muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal. Step off, 'fo I pimp slap ya, SON.

Ok lets pick this apart......."Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name" who said I was a pornstar?

"muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal"....Muslim Loving Terrorist, In fact I don't have anything against Muslim's but I certaintly don't have any love for terrorist. "cock sucking liberal"....no cock for me, just pussy, and believe me im not a liberal, who on this board could possibly be a liberal or anyone in porn for that matter.

You should consider not posting because your own words make you look like a ASS

mrgica · 07-03-2004, 02:33 AM

idiot...huh

Manowar · 07-03-2004, 02:33 AM

Your the man now, dog.

mrgica · 07-03-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by mrgica
idiot...huh

just kidding

demented · 07-03-2004, 02:37 AM

Bad Santa is a funny ass movie.

sean416 · 07-03-2004, 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Danny Dukes
and believe me im not a liberal, who on this board could possibly be a liberal or anyone in porn for that matter.

1. WHAT?

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by demented
Bad Santa is a funny ass movie.

Damn Skippy

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xmovieparad
let me guess, you are white but you wish you were black

let me guess, you secretly desire to have a black foot broken up inside your punk ass?

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by sean416
1. WHAT?

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.

Who threw you a bone?

You his boyfriend or something

jokaroo · 07-03-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.

obviously...

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Who threw you a bone? You his boyfriend or something

Just because YOU love hardcore man on man action does not mean every other guy is a booty pirate and Richard Simmons fan like yourself.

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Ok lets pick this apart......."Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name" who said I was a pornstar?

"muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal"....Muslim Loving Terrorist, In fact I don't have anything against Muslim's but I certaintly don't have any love for terrorist. "cock sucking liberal"....no cock for me, just pussy, and believe me im not a liberal, who on this board could possibly be a liberal or anyone in porn for that matter.

You should consider not posting because your own words make you look like a ASS

Please excuse my statement, Of course im liberal and who on this board or in porn could not be, thats what i meant to say

damn Michelob is getting to me! Make love not war

uh ok im done here

Danny Dukes · 07-03-2004, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Just because YOU love hardcore man on man action does not mean every other guy is a booty pirate and Richard Simmons fan like yourself.

So it's true, you and Sean416 are sucking each other off, you fucking Cock Goblins! Why else would you two be so worried about the other. Why don't you guys just cyber in IM

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
So it's true, you and Sean416 are sucking each other off, you fucking Cock Goblins! Why else would you two be so worried about the other. Why don't you guys just cyber in IM

Try not to type with my big fat black cock in your mouth, son.... you're not making any sense. What are you doing posting on GFY? Is the crocheting class at your local community college cancelled for the night?

chemicaleyes · 07-03-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Your the man now, dog.

You're

marcu5 · 07-03-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
move out of south central son

that's word.

Mr. Marks · 07-03-2004, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
that's word.

Some people may call it the hood... but I call it HOME.

ocho-ocho · 07-03-2004, 03:38 AM

hilarious..u serious?

Lee · 07-03-2004, 04:18 AM

I would need something like Babelfish to translate that into English. I gave up after the first line, so whilst its probably a riveting read, its kind of lost on me

thumbsUP · 07-03-2004, 06:01 AM

I call this one big BULL SHIT topic

Vitasoy · 07-03-2004, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by nofx

pimpin

07-03-2004, 12:23 AM	#1
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	I FUCKED a Muslim up (Full Story) Man listen.. I'm sittin in tha house, kicked back watchin my Bad Santa DVD (That niguh Bernie Mac is a mad man fool) and my wifey just busts down tha door and gets to yellin at me.. "Papi.. What I tell you about foolin with my liqour, next time I'ma kick yo black ass!" (I jacked for her Grey Goose last night, that shit is tha truth!) I ain't feel like gettin yelled on.. So I threw on my special edition Olympic Jordan 19's, Dream Team Barkley jersey and steped. So I'm walkin down 109, headin to tha store to get a cigar to twist up tha last of tha funk. I'm half way to tha store and this muslim dude stoped me, he says.. "Hey young brotha, you looked troubled, it's a nice day.. You should be smiling." And I say.. "Fall back Ahgahdah, I never smile.. that shit is for suckas!" Then he tells me.. "You know Allah can help you smile again.. Give me five minutes of your time young man." I was like.. "Son.. I got things to do! Now fall back, fa real yo!" So I get back on my mission to tha store, I'm almost there and I hear someone walkin behind me.. So I turn around to make sure it ain't some fool tryin to creep up on me.. And it was tha muslim niguh again.. He was like.. "Just let me have five minutes young man, that's all I ask." I say.. "Niguh I WILL KILL YOU!!.. Why you followin me homie, you want war?" Then he says.. "This is why you need Allah in you life, hear me out brotha!" So I'm like.. "Fuck it.. You got five minutes!" (But I was lying, ya'll know how I do it!) So he starts preachin and I'm listening.. Like a minute and a half go by and I start actin like I caught tha holy ghost and shit.. I started shakin and convulsing and shouting.. "I feel tha power, yes brotha, yesssssss!!!" Then he says.. "You feel it, you feel tha power!?" I say.. "Yes brotha, come feel tha power with me!" Then he walks up and puts his hand on my shoulder and I kneeled down..... BLLOOOPPP!!!!! I came all tha way from tha ground with a half uppercut, half left hook.. Damn near took his head off!!! His kufi went flyin in tha air along with his Final Call newspapers and shit. That left hand had a side of pork in it, that niguh was OUT COLD! Then I lean over his unconscious body and start yellin at tha top of my lungs.. "Mothafucka you know who I am?? A period B NIGUH.. I GOT MILK, WHAT?? GET UP MOTHAFUCKA!! I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AGAIN NIGUH!!!!!!!!" There was a fat kid watching this go down.. He let tha ice cream truck pass by.. That's how serious this was! I can't even get a cigar from tha corner store without havin to test my knockout skills.. These streets is gettin mean!

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