Sounds like she got OWNED.
Nice story though. :thumbsup

This thread stirred an interest, and I searched for floating ant balls on Google.

I found this page, with the exact same story as above.
http://www.flyingchair.net/story.php?storyID=1041

Who has the time to lie about stupid shit in a GFY thread?

Wow thats fucked up...

kinda like Mexicans....

Same with their food, it's after the 4th burrito things start going wrong

i heard that they only come up during summer. do they live underground?

Occasionally ants migrate in the rainforests in South America...imagine a line of millions of ants killing and eating everything in their path :) Those little fuckers can cause alot of destruction.

Now theres a good theme for a movie

you had to find it somewhere else on the internet to realise it was bullshit?

random fact:

an ant will live underwater for about 2 weeks before it drowns.

No. I knew it was bullshit. I was just looking for more pics of floating ant balls and came across that same story again. It just baffles me that people have this kinda time.

Fuck the ants, I want to know about all the snakes, what happened to them? anybody get bitten yet?

I can sum up the pending Dennis hurricane crisis with one link:

http://fireant.tamu.edu/materials/gr...oto/img42.html

I'd be more worried about floating turds!

And I thought I was the master of useless trivia, the Jeopardy Champion on GFY...nice DarkJedi, never heard that before. Goddamned ants!

i've heard this.

not something i am interested in experiencing.

what about the floating balls of cottonmouth snakes? I always worried about that when I swam in the river - scary shit and that is very real problem too.

floating balls of alligators would be scary too :(

What the heck? I've never heard of such a thing :eek7 Scary :uhoh

"If detergent is sprayed on and around the mass of ants, the surface tension of the water is weakened to the point that the entire mass sinks and drowns."

hence carry detergent on you, if you get some on you, put it on yourself and you'll be ok

I hate those little fucking bastards

http://fireant.tamu.edu/materials/gr...mg0061_med.jpg

All you need is the proper pet for your geographical location.

yep - time for fire ant balls again - ah hell! watch out bitches! :warning

dude that is some scary shit :(

what I was thinking also

don't know if they have floating balls of them but cottonmouth snakes are bad ass's one of the most aggressive snakes in the world.

I just saw a MacGyver rerun with this theme.

:1orglaugh

that is so scary dude.

Ack.. fuck that...

Fire ants = no joke. Very dangerous!

i saw ants carry off a dead fly yesterday.

I would say the biggest danger would be the snakes and alligators coming in from the swamps right outside the city - if the lake really goes over the levee they'll be everywhere
Although Ive never found a cottonmouth to be aggressive - they usually never strike unless you walk on them and the families of them I have on my property usually slither off the other direction when Im out bush-hogging and the alligators just sink their heads below water.

shit, I thought you meant Anthony's balls...

[img]New Orleans in in danger http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/alert.gif

This thread caught my eye because I noticed several clusters of live ants in my pool a few nights ago. It was freaky... Then I put 2 and 2 together... "Ah! Protein"
(I don't think I will be having any more sex parties in my pool for a while ;-)

Shit, this is way too scary.. Great that we don't have those little bastards here

red ant balls and red ant mounds
i love ant porn!

oh dude - that's gross and funny at the same time

What a scary sight.

has any body seen the movie ants in the pants? that was a very funny movie.

Oh bollocks.............. i wont eat ants in Thailand again.......honest lord buddha!!