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Mr. Mojo Risin · 08-12-2004, 07:37 AM

An old married couple are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met.

While sitting at a cafe the little old man says "remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind". "Why yes I remember it well dear." Replied the little old lady with a grin. "Well for old times sake, lets go there again and i`ll give you one from behind.

The two old pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing seeing two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows the pensioners.

Sure enough he sees the couple near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady`s hips and the little old lady then leans forward and grabs the fence for support.

Well, what follows is 20 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old lady at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur and they do not stop for a single second.

Finally they collapse and don't move for an hour. The young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years time! The two old pensioners by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner. He says "sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that fifty years ago?

The little old man replies " son, fifty years ago that f*cking fence wasn`t electrified

EviLGuY · 08-12-2004, 09:04 AM

LOL.. thats funny as hell.

Manowar · 08-12-2004, 09:12 AM

a bit old, but still fucking funny nontheless

CDSmith · 08-12-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
a bit old, but still fucking funny nontheless

To me it's totally new.

Good one Moj.

Firehorse · 08-12-2004, 06:29 PM

I haven't heard that before. Great joke!

NoCarrier · 08-12-2004, 06:31 PM

Hahaha.. It's refreshing to hear new ones once in a while. Thanks

08-12-2004, 07:37 AM	#1
Mr. Mojo Risin Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 1,886	Ah yes, the memories An old married couple are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a cafe the little old man says "remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind". "Why yes I remember it well dear." Replied the little old lady with a grin. "Well for old times sake, lets go there again and i`ll give you one from behind. The two old pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing seeing two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows the pensioners. Sure enough he sees the couple near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady`s hips and the little old lady then leans forward and grabs the fence for support. Well, what follows is 20 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old lady at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur and they do not stop for a single second. Finally they collapse and don't move for an hour. The young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years time! The two old pensioners by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner. He says "sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that fifty years ago? The little old man replies " son, fifty years ago that f*cking fence wasn`t electrified

08-12-2004, 06:29 PM	#5
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I haven't heard that before. Great joke! __________________ MySweetEbony

08-12-2004, 06:31 PM	#6
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Hahaha.. It's refreshing to hear new ones once in a while. Thanks __________________

08-12-2004, 09:04 AM	#2
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	LOL.. thats funny as hell.

08-12-2004, 09:12 AM	#3
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	a bit old, but still fucking funny nontheless