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Lust · 05-29-2001, 01:19 AM

Best TGP rules, which I ever see:

"Here are da fuckin rulez:
1. I'm a TGP-webmaster, that means I'm a kind of GOD; you are a gallerybuilder, you are nothing, nada, niente, nix, zero, null, rien.
2. I will give you 200-500 hits a day, so make sure you can give me 200k-500k back. So place my banners on any site you submit to any other TGP, SE or whereever you submit. And be sure that the linking-code to my sponsor on every banner is correct.
3. Read rule #1 again.
4. The following domains are banned because they are all cheaters: .da.ru, .po, .ru, .cz, .kr, .cr, .fr, .uk, .de, .le, .ns., .ma, .nn, .suc, .ks, .com, .net, .org, .gov, .edu, to., cc., and mex.(!!).
5. Webmaster from the former USSR: you are banned!!
6. Webmaster from the former Brithish Empire: banned!!
7. Webmaster from the former 2. French Republic: banned!!
8. Oops: .net-domains are now allowed.
9. Webmaster from the former Deutsches Reich: banned!!
10. Webmaster from the former Imperium Romanum: banned, banned, banned, banned!!
11. Java and java-script are very dangerous things, nothing for silly galleriebuilders, only for responsible TGP-webmasters.
12. If your submission will be declined, then you are wrong and I'm right.
13. Read rule #1 again!!.
14. And again! Hopp!!
15. Only a TGP-webmaster knows how to use a console without anoyning the surfer, but not you!! Bah!!
16. My english is really pretty good."

From http://gallery-park.porncity.net/400/bigass/webma.htm

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wolfshade · 05-29-2001, 01:36 AM

Hmmm and to think some people think my TGP is tough*LOL*

Wolfshade

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boneprone · 05-29-2001, 01:37 AM

This guy sounds like someone the Boneprone Family wants.. I saw him pass me on a few toplists of my bro's sites.. Maybe Ill hit him up..

meshell · 05-29-2001, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Hmmm and to think some people think my TGP is tough*LOL*
Wolfshade

LOLOL

fredicus · 05-29-2001, 12:28 PM

I'm gonna start keeping an updated list of these lists, and every time I find a dickhead TGP I'll point him to an online copy

Anyone remember any bbs url's for previous lists ?

Mebbe I'll call it :

The Rules for GOD'S TGP

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Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

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Paul Markham · 12-21-2003, 01:50 AM

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05-29-2001, 01:19 AM	#1
Lust Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Cyprus Posts: 209	WOW! Best TGP rules .... Best TGP rules, which I ever see: "Here are da fuckin rulez: 1. I'm a TGP-webmaster, that means I'm a kind of GOD; you are a gallerybuilder, you are nothing, nada, niente, nix, zero, null, rien. 2. I will give you 200-500 hits a day, so make sure you can give me 200k-500k back. So place my banners on any site you submit to any other TGP, SE or whereever you submit. And be sure that the linking-code to my sponsor on every banner is correct. 3. Read rule #1 again. 4. The following domains are banned because they are all cheaters: .da.ru, .po, .ru, .cz, .kr, .cr, .fr, .uk, .de, .le, .ns., .ma, .nn, .suc, .ks, .com, .net, .org, .gov, .edu, to., cc., and mex.(!!). 5. Webmaster from the former USSR: you are banned!! 6. Webmaster from the former Brithish Empire: banned!! 7. Webmaster from the former 2. French Republic: banned!! 8. Oops: .net-domains are now allowed. 9. Webmaster from the former Deutsches Reich: banned!! 10. Webmaster from the former Imperium Romanum: banned, banned, banned, banned!! 11. Java and java-script are very dangerous things, nothing for silly galleriebuilders, only for responsible TGP-webmasters. 12. If your submission will be declined, then you are wrong and I'm right. 13. Read rule #1 again!!. 14. And again! Hopp!! 15. Only a TGP-webmaster knows how to use a console without anoyning the surfer, but not you!! Bah!! 16. My english is really pretty good." From http://gallery-park.porncity.net/400/bigass/webma.htm ------------------ Make Money, Not War!

05-29-2001, 01:36 AM	#2
wolfshade Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The right place Posts: 847	Hmmm and to think some people think my TGP is toughLOL Wolfshade ------------------ Get paid per minute! Dialerclopedia

05-29-2001, 01:37 AM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	This guy sounds like someone the Boneprone Family wants.. I saw him pass me on a few toplists of my bro's sites.. Maybe Ill hit him up..

05-29-2001, 12:28 PM	#5
fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	I'm gonna start keeping an updated list of these lists, and every time I find a dickhead TGP I'll point him to an online copy Anyone remember any bbs url's for previous lists ? Mebbe I'll call it : The Rules for GOD'S TGP ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ? [This message has been edited by fredicus (edited 05-29-2001).]