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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
Posts: 777
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pissing razor blades
I had unprotected anal sex with a crack whore last weekend and now i'm pissing out a milky yellow fluid that resembles tapioca pudding. Do you think its from having unprotected sex or do you think I just ate too many pudding pops?
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#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Amost UK central
Posts: 772
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Its a pleasant change for it to be coming from your dick LOL
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#3 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,434
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ouch
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Amost UK central
Posts: 772
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God help me LOL I have put on a bullet proof jacket
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Portland, OR, USA
Posts: 5,279
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SweetJimmy, you're going to die from some nasty STD. But, what can you expect when you only paid $10?
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The bushes behind your house
Posts: 2,303
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jeez SJ, the tablets for that are HUGE!!!
Took me 2 glasses of water.... |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: atlanta, GA
Posts: 6,432
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sweet jimmy be looking forward to get rodded and just in case you don't know what that means,,,i'm sure you cleaned a rifle's barrel before
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,092
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Sweet Jimmy, I feel for ya, you don't sound happy, next time you will remember what Captain Condom says, "Wrap That Rascal"
especially with a "10 Buck Butt Fuck"... ![]() ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
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Same thing here.. I got fucked up my ass two months ago, and the doctor put me on Metrondinzole, Suprax, and SMZ/Sulfa Septra..
It was bad.. Go get some Meds and you will be fine. |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 3,963
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Call a plumber now......
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 161
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"Why does it hurt, when I pee"?
You're a super star fer shure bro! |
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