Got this *female speak* from a friend - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Waters · 08-12-2004, 04:25 AM

WORDS WOMEN USE
******************************

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end n "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you re an idiot
and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can
avoid if they remember the terminology!

EviLGuY · 08-12-2004, 04:31 AM

Sound about right in my experience.. I think women would be happier if they just said what was on their minds.

the_wizz · 08-12-2004, 04:58 AM

Yea.... my wife uses that language......

Raf1 · 08-12-2004, 05:02 AM

hehe, that reminded me of a few conversations

08-12-2004, 04:25 AM	#1
Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	*Got this female speak* from a friend WORDS WOMEN USE **************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end n "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! __________________ Paul

08-12-2004, 04:58 AM	#3
the_wizz Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: hmmm..... Posts: 1,633	Yea.... my wife uses that language...... __________________ Promote the Best

08-12-2004, 05:02 AM	#4
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08-12-2004, 04:31 AM	#2
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Sound about right in my experience.. I think women would be happier if they just said what was on their minds.