I just zipped my cock into my zipper

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  • .:St Ides:.
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4857

    #1

    I just zipped my cock into my zipper

    Fuck it hurts!
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    Right, and an aligator just bit my ass.

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    • .:St Ides:.
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 4857

      #3
      You sure it's not a crocodile?

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      • cornhusker
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 1374

        #4
        Ben Stiller.. Something About Mary

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        • Love Brokers
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 1699

          #5
          Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
          Fuck it hurts!
          Did that once when I was very young. Not circumsied and it hurt like a real mother fucker.
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          • Love Brokers
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 1699

            #6
            Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
            Fuck it hurts!
            Have ya fixed it yet????????
            Content Junky
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            • beemk
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              • Jan 2002
              • 20829

              #7
              we have a bleeder
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              • boardersweetie
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 1889

                #8
                soo glad I don't have a penis.

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                • Jakke PNG
                  ex-TeenGodFather
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 20306

                  #9
                  I did that a few days back. lost a piece of skin (like a burn) on my cock. it still hurts.
                  ..and I'm off.

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                  • hova
                    Traffillionaire
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 22430

                    #10
                    Glad that Im not you
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                    • Bigfuck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4961

                      #11
                      ouch that is painful

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                      • Lauren
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1439

                        #12
                        Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
                        Fuck it hurts!
                        post some pic... we want to know the TRUTH

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                        • shermo

                          #13
                          Was it the frank, or the beans?

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                          • Firehorse
                            Desire it and have it!!!
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 30767

                            #14
                            I did that once this lifetime and I swore I would never do it again!
                            MySweetEbony

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                            • NoCarrier
                              We need more free porn
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 16356

                              #15
                              Just make sure you never unzip it, for the rest of your life

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                              • freeadultcontent
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 9976

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Firehorse
                                I did that once this lifetime and I swore I would never do it again!
                                The zipping is no where as bad as the unzipping.

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                                • mardigras
                                  Bon temps!
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 14194

                                  #17
                                  Freeballing has it's dangers
                                  .

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                                  • JSA Matt
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 5464

                                    #18
                                    My fireman is way too precious to ever do such a thing

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                                    • Webcam Guru
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 788

                                      #19
                                      Pics?
                                      I'll rock the cam biz again soon...

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