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CDSmith · 08-10-2004, 10:57 PM

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is "Patricia Whack."

So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what the heck is this?"

(are you ready?)

(are you sure?)

(here it comes!!!)

The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

...(You're singing it, aren't you, you sick little money)

theking · 08-10-2004, 11:01 PM

Good night Gracie.

Carol@Pixipay · 08-11-2004, 07:43 AM

hahaha thats cute

pxxx · 08-11-2004, 07:47 AM

Hehe,that shit was very funny.

EviLGuY · 08-11-2004, 07:53 AM

God.. I can't believe I chuckled.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-11-2004, 07:55 AM

my sister told me one similar about a dog. its a nick nack ms. patty whack. give the dog a loan.

CDSmith · 08-11-2004, 08:49 AM

"you sick little money"??

I must have been tired. Supposed to be sick little MONKEY.

Note to self: idiot.

08-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	One last one, then I'm down for the night.... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is "Patricia Whack." So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" (are you ready?) (are you sure?) (here it comes!!!) The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." ...(You're singing it, aren't you, you sick little money) __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-10-2004, 11:01 PM	#2
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08-11-2004, 08:49 AM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	"you sick little money"?? I must have been tired. Supposed to be sick little MONKEY. Note to self: idiot. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-11-2004, 07:43 AM	#3
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	hahaha thats cute

08-11-2004, 07:47 AM	#4
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Hehe,that shit was very funny.

08-11-2004, 07:53 AM	#5
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	God.. I can't believe I chuckled.

08-11-2004, 07:55 AM	#6
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	my sister told me one similar about a dog. its a nick nack ms. patty whack. give the dog a loan.