fredicus

... that just have to know ..

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing
with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand
just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule
applies:
MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the
points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed.......................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..........-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow..........................+8
but return with beer.................-5
and no liners.......................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night................. 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.........+5
You pummel it with a six iron.......+10
It's her cat........................-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party............ 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany..................................-4
Tiffany is a lap dancer..................-10
With breast implants.....................-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday..............0
You buy a card and flowers.............0
You take her out to dinner............ 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..............-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night........-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite team........-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal..........................0
The pal is happily married............+1
The pal is single.....................-7
He drives a Ferrari...................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...............+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate......+6
You take her to a movie you like......-2
It's called Death Cop 3...............-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly......-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose
jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.........-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".................-800 >

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding..............-10
You reply, "Where?".....................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"..-100
Any other response......................-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression....................0
You listen, for over 30minutes.........+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience........+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well,
what do you think I should do"...........-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep............-200



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