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SteveLightspeed · 08-09-2004, 12:36 PM

Which do you want to hear first?

Steve Lightspeed

marzzo · 08-09-2004, 12:36 PM

wyldblyss · 08-09-2004, 12:37 PM

I'll take the good news...and just pretend there is no bad news.

MickeyG · 08-09-2004, 12:37 PM

axelcat · 08-09-2004, 12:37 PM

bad news first

PerfectionGirls · 08-09-2004, 12:37 PM

Hit us with both at the same time

JFK · 08-09-2004, 12:38 PM

Give us the bad first

loverboy · 08-09-2004, 12:38 PM

shoot

Minte · 08-09-2004, 12:39 PM

The tension is building!

Phoenix · 08-09-2004, 12:39 PM

ill take it both at once please

SirSmokeALot · 08-09-2004, 12:39 PM

bad news

JSA Matt · 08-09-2004, 12:39 PM

Any news is better than fake hype...

jact · 08-09-2004, 12:40 PM

I've heard both and I'm not sure I wanted to hear either, scary!

LadyMischief · 08-09-2004, 12:40 PM

It's only partly bad news.. both at once, Steve

titmowse · 08-09-2004, 12:41 PM

bad first but only if the good is really good.

Shok · 08-09-2004, 12:41 PM

the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

the bad news is that it was a female

Donny · 08-09-2004, 12:42 PM

Spill it already. Sheesh!

titmowse · 08-09-2004, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

the bad news is that it was a female

Paul Waters · 08-09-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
the good news is that the doctor removed that big ass ear mite out of sykkboy's ear.

the bad news is that it was a female

Reminds me of an old episode of Night Gallery......

Head · 08-09-2004, 12:46 PM

do tell!

Jer · 08-09-2004, 12:46 PM

bad news first

EscortBiz · 08-09-2004, 12:48 PM

ok well here it goes people

Good news: hes doing very well, business is good etc.

Bad News: you wont get any of it if you dont send traffic

Evil Chris · 08-09-2004, 12:48 PM

bad news is always best given first.
Unless of course you want to make the bad news feel better than the good news.

Oh whatever...

Illicit · 08-09-2004, 12:49 PM

give me the good news so i can live in happiness and not listen to you when you give the bad

Shok · 08-09-2004, 12:51 PM

good news is that he found a picture worth $100k!

bad news is that it's of me and my wife's sister

Thrawn$ · 08-09-2004, 12:51 PM

Bad news : Your database is down, Can't log to the stats

good news: you'll give me a $1K bonus cause you're one sexy Twink

pxxx · 08-09-2004, 12:52 PM

I will take the bad news first, so the good news will make me feel a little better.

Lace · 08-09-2004, 12:53 PM

tranza · 08-09-2004, 12:55 PM

How about both at the same time??

Doctor Dre · 08-09-2004, 12:59 PM

God I hate waiting!!!

Jman · 08-09-2004, 12:59 PM

Wassup ?

Jennie · 08-09-2004, 12:59 PM

both at same time!

NoCarrier · 08-09-2004, 01:00 PM

Thanks but we finally have decided that we didn't want to know.

BradM · 08-09-2004, 01:01 PM

I've decided it took too long to find out so I have lost interest.

DIMITRY-CHEKIN · 08-09-2004, 01:02 PM

I have good news and bad news too. So what?

SBJ · 08-09-2004, 01:06 PM

I hope the bad news is LS cash v4 is a little buggy right now and the good news is you will have it fixed soon?

ok tell us both

GammaCash_Dom · 08-09-2004, 01:06 PM

start with the good news.....put us in a good mood to hear the bad one

SykkBoy · 08-09-2004, 01:09 PM

the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

JSA Matt · 08-09-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

would anyone really trust an 04 viper to geico?

Donny · 08-09-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
would anyone really trust an 04 viper to geico?

First you have to own one.

JFK · 08-09-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
the bad news: shok has a new Ben Affleck tattoo on his ass

the good news: Steve saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

I heard that line somewhere..... very very recently

TechNtentions · 08-09-2004, 01:13 PM

you didn't save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico??

JSA Matt · 08-09-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
First you have to own one.

I don't see how this answers my question?

SteveLightspeed · 08-09-2004, 01:15 PM

Ok

THE GOOD NEWS:
(besides saving a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...)

LIGHTSPEED4 is online! Our all new backend system, written from the ground up, is finally here! With a ton of new features, including SE friendly linking codes, campaign tracking, multiple tour options, rewards program, and much more, Lightspeed4 is going to take us and our affiliates to the next level!

Your existing linking codes will still work, but to take advantage of the new tracking options, you'll need to update your links. This system has been in development for nearly a year, and we are very pleased with it! Check it out!

NOW THE BAD NEWS:
We appear to have been attacked/hacked early this morning, our lightspeed3 database was damaged and our click logs have been completely deleted.

Since LS4 was running along side the old system, ALL SALES HAVE BEEN TRACKED and CREDITED TO AFFILIATES, NO MONEY IS LOST. However, it does not look like we'll be able to recover clicks since August 5. Because of the damage to our old database, we are cutting over to LS4 today. And even though we planned to release the new system at Internext, today there are some new auxiliary features that aren't completely ready (like the reward store). We will be working night and day to get the new systems completed as soon as possible.

Thank you all for your understanding and continued support of Lightspeedcash!

Steve Lightspeed

JSA Matt · 08-09-2004, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Ok

Your sig goes to a 404 page

Donny · 08-09-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I don't see how this answers my question?

Steve can't trust his '04 Viper to Geico until he actually owns one. That's what I was trying to say.

Global Dialers · 08-09-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Ok

THE GOOD NEWS:
(besides saving a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico...)

LIGHTSPEED4 is online! Our all new backend system, written from the ground up, is finally here! With a ton of new features, including SE friendly linking codes, campaign tracking, multiple tour options, rewards program, and much more, Lightspeed4 is going to take us and our affiliates to the next level!

Your existing linking codes will still work, but to take advantage of the new tracking options, you'll need to update your links. This system has been in development for nearly a year, and we are very pleased with it! Check it out!

NOW THE BAD NEWS:
We appear to have been attacked/hacked early this morning, our lightspeed3 database was damaged and our click logs have been completely deleted.

Since LS4 was running along side the old system, ALL SALES HAVE BEEN TRACKED and CREDITED TO AFFILIATES, NO MONEY IS LOST. However, it does not look like we'll be able to recover clicks since August 5. Because of the damage to our old database, we are cutting over to LS4 today. And even though we planned to release the new system at Internext, today there are some new auxiliary features that aren't completely ready (like the reward store). We will be working night and day to get the new systems completed as soon as possible.

Thank you all for your understanding and continued support of Lightspeedcash!

Steve Lightspeed

so in other words...

while you were switching over to lsv4 one of your programmers fucked up and deleted all the click data

of course its easier to say it was by a hacker than a stupid programmer

WiredGuy · 08-09-2004, 01:20 PM

Give it to them at the same time, it should hopefully even out

WG

Peaches · 08-09-2004, 01:21 PM

1. That's great!

2. That sucks

But your bad news wasn't as bad as your good news was good - that's a good thing.

kenny · 08-09-2004, 01:21 PM

Nice job with the stats interface

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