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strats · 08-10-2004, 02:11 AM

And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh

causing serious irreversable damage

...

stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick

Jakke PNG · 08-10-2004, 02:11 AM

stop eating onions?

strats · 08-10-2004, 02:12 AM

But they cant

... poor women... ill mold you correctly eventually

strats · 08-10-2004, 02:12 AM

onions are sick dude. onions, garlic, cheese, basically cespool stuff

TheMob · 08-10-2004, 02:16 AM

why don't you rub one out and get back to work now will ya?

strats · 08-10-2004, 02:18 AM

Yes boss : P

the real magoo · 08-10-2004, 02:21 AM

Find a dictionary and look up the word "prostitute".

Hue G. Pness · 08-10-2004, 02:21 AM

Stop being a net surf addict. Step back away from the net. Go out and see real people face to face. It might take some time but you might meet a non-keyboard "woman" and actually hook up..

Stop being a surfer. Your dreams here are only elusive shadows.

Log off, put the microwave food aside and go to a park or something. You will be suprised.

EviLGuY · 08-10-2004, 03:49 AM

You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.

AGF · 08-10-2004, 03:59 AM

I fell sorry for you mate

r0nin · 08-10-2004, 04:26 AM

All you need man

TweetyBird · 08-10-2004, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
why don't you rub one out and get back to work now will ya?

hehe

ClamSmacker · 08-10-2004, 04:32 AM

I can send you the roll of carpet I have in the shed , it's looking to get laid

polish_aristocrat · 08-10-2004, 04:36 AM

=^..^= · 08-10-2004, 04:49 AM

wow that's rare
the only person i know who went longer than that without sex was my hubby before we got married. but that was by choice
he waited 4 years for me to come home and marry him

i was gonna make him wait out another 10

SS396chevelleSS · 08-10-2004, 04:51 AM

post a pic of yourself

Pornopat · 08-10-2004, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
wow that's rare
the only person i know who went longer than that without sex was my hubby before we got married. but that was by choice
he waited 4 years for me to come home and marry him

i was gonna make him wait out another 10

You are worth the wait.

Platinumpimp · 08-10-2004, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin

All you need man

Basic_man · 08-10-2004, 05:31 AM

U must be soooooo ugly!

bjjb · 08-10-2004, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.

Well after 9 years I guess im REALLY fucked in the head then

Im just picky and waiting for Miss Right. Seriosly tho, I havent met a woman in real life in that ammount of time I wanna sleep with. Does that make me a loser? Maybe, but im reasonably happy and have tons of porn to keep me happy till I meet her.

Mr Dickovitch · 08-10-2004, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh

causing serious irreversable damage
...

stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick

It is time someone was honest with you. The reason you never get laid is because you are psycho. The end.

pxxx · 08-10-2004, 07:02 AM

tell her to Lay off on the onions.

Goatse · 08-10-2004, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
You must be fucked in the head if you can't get laid in 3 years.

Or very ugly, which is my problem.

Evil Chris · 08-10-2004, 08:26 AM

Hit your best sponsor up, maybe they will hook you up in Miami.

LMAO

Doctor Dre · 08-10-2004, 08:55 AM

I feal bad for you guy ... very bad

Bigfuck · 08-10-2004, 09:00 AM

Time to start looking at a realdoll

pxxx · 08-10-2004, 09:20 AM

Then its about that time that you pay for sex.

zzgundamnzz · 08-10-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigfuck
Time to start looking at a realdoll

Real Doll - The low maintenance girl friend!

But is it really worth the 2K for it?

- For 2K you could probably buy a cheap hooker for almost a month.

- Be some girls sugar daddy for one month

axelcat · 08-10-2004, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin

All you need man

ModelPerfect · 08-10-2004, 09:55 AM

"wanna get a pizza and fuck? ...what's the matter? don't you like pizza?"
-the only line you'll ever need.

polish_aristocrat · 08-10-2004, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
"wanna get a pizza and fuck? ...what's the matter? don't you like pizza?"
-the only line you'll ever need.

lol

Vitasoy · 08-10-2004, 10:09 AM

It's time for you to pay for it then

polish_aristocrat · 08-04-2007, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strats

And I've never had good sex. pretty cool eh

causing serious irreversable damage

...

stupid wtf wtf wtf so just wtf fuck

just pisses me the fuck off. Im hot, what thefuck, all these bitches need to stop eating onions, shut the fuck up, turn off the tv then come over and suck my dick

I hope things improved already for you

salesman · 08-04-2007, 09:23 AM

such a loser... lol

AliGbone · 08-04-2007, 12:55 PM

now dats a long ass time

sniperwolf · 08-04-2007, 01:11 PM

u sure it's been three years? or you just forgot how to count days?

alexg · 08-04-2007, 02:09 PM

how old are you?

KILL_FRENZY · 08-04-2007, 02:25 PM

that's a long time . I'm sorry for you

M0nk · 08-04-2007, 02:40 PM

rent some whores!!

Dman · 08-04-2007, 02:57 PM

damn sucks to be you. Try Craigslist!...lmao!

1337DK · 08-04-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hue G. Pness

Stop being a net surf addict. Step back away from the net. Go out and see real people face to face. It might take some time but you might meet a non-keyboard "woman" and actually hook up..

Stop being a surfer. Your dreams here are only elusive shadows.

Log off, put the microwave food aside and go to a park or something. You will be suprised.

Why meet real people? Internet is for pr0n :D

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo

Now go fuck yourself

VeriSexy · 08-04-2007, 03:11 PM

So what's the update?

Vick! · 08-04-2007, 04:42 PM

Get the hell out of your cubical and go to bar. MySpace is not gonna get ya laid.

anyways, whats update after 3 years?

AdultHardcore · 08-04-2007, 05:00 PM

Phone sex would be a better change for you.

D · 08-04-2007, 05:19 PM

Onions?

wtf, indeed.

CDSmith · 08-04-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I hope things improved already for you

What possessed you to bump this thread from 2004?

needlive · 08-04-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r0nin

All you need man

LOLOLOL

psili · 08-04-2007, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

What possessed you to bump this thread from 2004?

Old nick same issues?

StarkReality · 08-04-2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb

Well after 9 years I guess im REALLY fucked in the head then

Im just picky and waiting for Miss Right. Seriosly tho, I havent met a woman in real life in that ammount of time I wanna sleep with. Does that make me a loser? Maybe, but im reasonably happy and have tons of porn to keep me happy till I meet her.

Well, either you got a very unusual taste, you live far away from any civilization or there is something wrong with your eyes. I'd bang approximately 5% of all women I see without any hesitation. I don't, because I have a wonderful girlfriend, but hey, I would...especially after 9 years even ugly chicks can become very attractive

Barefootsies · 08-04-2007, 05:38 PM

Maybe you should shave and botox your balls?

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