I hear cripple sex is the "in" niche these days, so it's going to cost you... plus I spent a whole months allowance on the Baby Bop costume. Those things are expensive!

12 bucks...and that is a firm offer.

You could use the money to buy new padding for your helmet.

again I say.....


You'd love it

good points :)
duke

The majority of vaginas do not smell good.

If you have had your nose up in the majority of vaginas then you are one sick mother fucker. :(

I don't know what's more disturbing- you thinking I'd actually let you have a "turn", or the fact that you have no children, yet you know about Baby Bop. I'm not sure I even wanna know.

Pre and post headset. And make sure you're wearing that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz costume in a few of them. And don't forget the red sparkly shoes or I'll make you do them over.

dont back track here. it was a woman hating thread.


and i will point my finger anywhere i damn well please. because, well, i am a woman and you can't ever reeeeaaaallllly be mad at me, can you?

Let's just say that you probably do not want to try my patience. :glugglug

Sounds like you need to find a different class of vaginas to sniff on. :winkwink:

Same goes with bdjuf & oracle bashing ... they are all jealous or something .

It's pretty fucking sad

That's what you get for going after the young guys... I'm barely legal!

Nop . Because most mens here aren't getting any pussy and they think chatting with a girl on the internet might get them laid in conventions or something ...

Really? Carol's got my back.....hehehehehehe

Ask Carol about me. ;)

Let's avoid that whole direction of conversation flow....I have no beef with you and I would kinda like to keep it that way. :thumbsup

I am a sweet girl. Really. ask anyone. sweet as fucking pie.

jenn what are you up to?

I agree with aaronm what the fuck happened to judging somebody by thier merits and not their bra size? Trust me if you are honest with a girl you will get a lot further with her....

mmm...

Sweet ass fucking pie! :Graucho

Yeah...I've seen that sweet ass of yours.

hey now

So if I tell a girl that I she really isn't my type but after a few drinks I may be willing to fuck her.....You think that will increase my chances? :glugglug

I'm gonna need that in writing.

And, I'll have to take out extra insurance. Who should I put as my beneficiary..... can I leave 70 thousand bucks to my dog?

Don't worry Jen....You really aren't my type....But after a few drinks..................

HEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh.. with quite a few women... yes.

I'm 2 for 5 with that one in the last month.

Damn near 3 for 5...The jury is still out on the 5th one.

It's seriously amazing what lines work in Portland bars.

Nope...Not now. I am too sober.

And stop begging...It does not look good on you.

oho oh oh oh Did IKE tell you the line Paul tried when he was out with us???? OMG it was sooooooooooooooo bad

I gave Paul all his lines. :1orglaugh



Did it go something like this?


"I'm hung like a horse.......

























































....Fly."

Try telling a few that you've flat-out given up sex. It set's them off right away, it's as if you've just become a challenge, and they need to conquer it (you).


Okay I saw it in a movie once..... but it worked. :D

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Yea but the poitn is : You shouldn't even WANT to date sales reps and shit like that ...

Sale reps should be big bald fat guys that knows their shit . Not sluts that are there to please virgin webmasters .

And most of the time you gotta play your game tight when you want to get in the girl's pants ... unless she's a club girl or a slut

no. this girl would not sit down with us.... he told her to sit next to me, but she looked scared (don't know why, i am sweet as fucking pie) he said, "sit down. she doesn't bite. " Then he looked at her all serious and said, "but i might...... between your legs" oh shit just saying it again still kills me.

That's almost as good as my proven "I have never...." Line.

Tell a girl you have never had somehting and she will do it for you.

"I've never gotten head while driving."

"I've never cum in a girls mouth."

"I've never had a one night stand."

"I've never used a condom."

Welll..That last one might not work but I think you get the general idea.

Ah yes.....Paul mentioned that to me himself the other night.

Too funny. :1orglaugh

oh it was classic. i think ian thought it was actually a good line though. would have worked on carol for sure!

That would explain why Ian tried it on me and then attempted to pass it off as a failing joke.

I once told a girl -- "I've never been with anyone that could keep up to me sexually"... and it worked!


but I had to cut her loose. She couldn't keep up.

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Jennifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!