oh the toliet bruise!!!!! I hadnt thought about that in a long time

Now we're talking!

You aren't gonna try to run away on me are you?

I know. The double standards around here make me sick sometimes.

Trust me when I say this......

neither of us will ever forget the toilet bruise.

Depends who's pushing...

ya should have been here CD you should have been here!

And Holly the poor guys...it's hard for them

lol :1orglaugh

DING DING DING DING

We have a winner!

uh oh here some the tears.... you have crossed the line and now my feelings are hurt

You me and Jen together in the same house?

I dunno....... well okay maybe. :glugglug

Shut up and get naked and start taking pictures of yourself to email to me.

And don't make me tell you twice.

Yeah...I'm a dick like that. :glugglug

bahahhahaa

You'd love it

I second that and third it and forth it and however many more times I gotta

Oh, I get it. This week it's your turn to order me around. Next week it's my turn to dress you up like Baby Bop and fuck the living shit out of you.

About the pictures... pre or post headset?

i love it. Aaron started this thread bitching about women,,,waaaa,,,,waaa... and now we have taken over his thread. case closed.

Yeah yeah... I probably would have been the one getting the toilet bruise...

and worse. ha ha

How much you want for that video and picture set?

No I didn't. I started the thread bitching about the double standars between women and men. Don't point the wrong finger at me, young lady.

I hear cripple sex is the "in" niche these days, so it's going to cost you... plus I spent a whole months allowance on the Baby Bop costume. Those things are expensive!

12 bucks...and that is a firm offer.

You could use the money to buy new padding for your helmet.

again I say.....


You'd love it

good points :)
duke

The majority of vaginas do not smell good.

If you have had your nose up in the majority of vaginas then you are one sick mother fucker. :(

I don't know what's more disturbing- you thinking I'd actually let you have a "turn", or the fact that you have no children, yet you know about Baby Bop. I'm not sure I even wanna know.

Pre and post headset. And make sure you're wearing that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz costume in a few of them. And don't forget the red sparkly shoes or I'll make you do them over.

dont back track here. it was a woman hating thread.


and i will point my finger anywhere i damn well please. because, well, i am a woman and you can't ever reeeeaaaallllly be mad at me, can you?

Let's just say that you probably do not want to try my patience. :glugglug

Sounds like you need to find a different class of vaginas to sniff on. :winkwink:

Same goes with bdjuf & oracle bashing ... they are all jealous or something .

It's pretty fucking sad

That's what you get for going after the young guys... I'm barely legal!

Nop . Because most mens here aren't getting any pussy and they think chatting with a girl on the internet might get them laid in conventions or something ...

Really? Carol's got my back.....hehehehehehe

Ask Carol about me. ;)

Let's avoid that whole direction of conversation flow....I have no beef with you and I would kinda like to keep it that way. :thumbsup

I am a sweet girl. Really. ask anyone. sweet as fucking pie.

jenn what are you up to?

I agree with aaronm what the fuck happened to judging somebody by thier merits and not their bra size? Trust me if you are honest with a girl you will get a lot further with her....

mmm...

Sweet ass fucking pie! :Graucho

Yeah...I've seen that sweet ass of yours.

hey now

So if I tell a girl that I she really isn't my type but after a few drinks I may be willing to fuck her.....You think that will increase my chances? :glugglug

I'm gonna need that in writing.

And, I'll have to take out extra insurance. Who should I put as my beneficiary..... can I leave 70 thousand bucks to my dog?

Don't worry Jen....You really aren't my type....But after a few drinks..................

HEY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh.. with quite a few women... yes.

I'm 2 for 5 with that one in the last month.

Damn near 3 for 5...The jury is still out on the 5th one.

It's seriously amazing what lines work in Portland bars.

Nope...Not now. I am too sober.

And stop begging...It does not look good on you.

oho oh oh oh Did IKE tell you the line Paul tried when he was out with us???? OMG it was sooooooooooooooo bad

I gave Paul all his lines. :1orglaugh



Did it go something like this?


"I'm hung like a horse.......

























































....Fly."

Try telling a few that you've flat-out given up sex. It set's them off right away, it's as if you've just become a challenge, and they need to conquer it (you).


Okay I saw it in a movie once..... but it worked. :D