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KRL · 10-28-2002, 07:05 AM

45 going on 29! All I can say is time flys GFY youngsters. Before you know it you're 30, then 40 zooms in on you like an F-117 out of nowhere. So enjoy life to the MAX while you've got your youth!

Turning 45 was harder for me than turning 40. Cause now I qualify for all those senior life insurance plans you see on TV.

Actually it gets better every year. You feel a lot wiser at this age.
You've learned a zillion life lessons and don't make the same mistakes twice any longer.

And for all the naysayers that say the Porn biz is ready for the graveyard. Well its been feeding my plate since 1984 and I've been hearing the end is near for 18 years now. Hahahahaha.

Best advice for all the young entrepreneurs here. Hmmm. When you make your first million tuck it away and save it for a rainy day, then go and make many millions more. But always keep that first mil safe and sound, cause you never know when shit will happen and IT WILL! You'll need some of that mil to bounce back when things fuck up.

And some "fatherly" quotes to live by!

"Every time history repeats itself the price goes up."

"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."

"Keep your friends close to you, your enemies closer."

"Business is built on the loyal customer, one who comes back and brings a friend."

"The first key to networking is to talk to everybody."

"Always have the WOW factor in everything you create."

"If you're looking up at me (your boss), you've got your ass pointed at the customer."

"Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is ready cash - use it!"

"The most successful people always have a bulging Rolodex."

"Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you're doing, but nobody else does."

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."

"Luck is preparation meeting opportunity."

"He who hesitates is last."

"You can get anything you want when you help other people get what they want."

'You are guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots you never take."

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

"The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at."

"Win or lose, its playing the game itself that is the true victory."

"When you get to the top of the mountain, don't look down, you might fall."

"When you get rich, relatives you never heard from before will start inviting you over for the holidays."

"You can be fat, ugly and bald, but if you're wallet is full of "Benjies" you'll be walking with the hottest girls in town."

Now Go Fuck Yourself Father Time . . . . . . . . . .

xxxjay · 10-28-2002, 07:59 AM

31 going on 13

xxxcam · 10-28-2002, 09:09 AM

KRL, man you are sooo right....

machineg · 10-28-2002, 09:11 AM

23 but I feel 80.....

archer · 10-28-2002, 09:11 AM

294 in dog years.

pottdoctor · 10-28-2002, 09:15 AM

38 and still kickin. er, lickin'. er, whatever.....

HS-Trixxxia · 10-28-2002, 09:15 AM

33 but feeling much older everyday
Fil is 28 and the Lord has blessed him with his mom's goodlooks and nice skin cuz he keeps looking younger to me everyday.

pink_in_the_middle · 10-28-2002, 09:17 AM

23...24 in July

It seem like the day I turned 16 my life has been going by way too fast. Having kids doesn't help either

I'm watching them go from a few seconds old to years in what seems like minutes.

Mario11779 · 10-28-2002, 09:19 AM

XXX_Jman · 10-28-2002, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
well, fuck, I guess I am the grandfather around here.
man, okay, you all sitting down? 47 for a couple more months

Thank fuck your here....
Feel alright now - 38.

multisexsite · 10-28-2002, 09:44 AM

MoneyWorks · 10-28-2002, 10:14 AM

KRL thats so fucking true.............. it almost made me cry.

tara · 10-28-2002, 10:22 AM

22 soon to be 23

Thumbelina · 10-28-2002, 10:32 AM

bigdaddyc187 · 12-10-2002, 10:59 PM

thatdykeliz · 12-10-2002, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
37 in a month but i still get i'd for smokes and beer!!! lol

I'm 30, and I still get carded, too. I always tell them thank you for making me feel young.

fnet · 12-10-2002, 11:19 PM

I age backwards so I can tell people what the future was like. They only believe me yesterday, but seem to have trouble imagining what I'll have said.

31.

I get that damn ID thing all the time too.

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-10-2002, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

I'm 30, and I still get carded, too. I always tell them thank you for making me feel young.

:

ding:: LOL

of allll people on here ya picked ME ROFL

stanton · 12-10-2002, 11:21 PM

sweet 18

archer · 12-10-2002, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stanton
sweet 18

no surprise that you're '18' stanton. your every keystroke shows that!

i do wonder how old spunky is?

maybe there's no spunk left in him

LUCL0NELY · 12-10-2002, 11:26 PM

LUCL0NELY · 12-10-2002, 11:27 PM

+1 = 13

stanton · 12-10-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer

no surprise that you're '18' stanton. your every keystroke shows that!

i do wonder how old spunky is? maybe there's no spunk left in him

your every keystroke shows that you are gay

Donny · 12-10-2002, 11:28 PM

29 on Dec 23rd.

eiht_98 · 12-11-2002, 01:28 AM

RaGe · 12-11-2002, 01:32 AM

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-11-2002, 01:36 AM

thatdykeliz , see what you started LOL

DIE THREAD DIE

rip raster · 12-11-2002, 03:10 AM

11721 days

orphan reave · 12-11-2002, 03:13 AM

32 soon, and loving it
yes, no lie, i like being 'old'

orphan reave · 12-11-2002, 03:14 AM

and i must say, there is alot of young bucks out here. alot more than I expected

orphan reave · 12-11-2002, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
45 going on 29! All I can say is time flys GFY youngsters. Before you know it you're 30, then 40 zooms in on you like an F-117 out of nowhere. So enjoy life to the MAX while you've got your youth!

Turning 45 was harder for me than turning 40. Cause now I qualify for all those senior life insurance plans you see on TV.

Actually it gets better every year. You feel a lot wiser at this age.
You've learned a zillion life lessons and don't make the same mistakes twice any longer.

And for all the naysayers that say the Porn biz is ready for the graveyard. Well its been feeding my plate since 1984 and I've been hearing the end is near for 18 years now. Hahahahaha.

Best advice for all the young entrepreneurs here. Hmmm. When you make your first million tuck it away and save it for a rainy day, then go and make many millions more. But always keep that first mil safe and sound, cause you never know when shit will happen and IT WILL! You'll need some of that mil to bounce back when things fuck up.

And some "fatherly" quotes to live by!

"Every time history repeats itself the price goes up."

"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."

"Keep your friends close to you, your enemies closer."

"Business is built on the loyal customer, one who comes back and brings a friend."

"The first key to networking is to talk to everybody."

"Always have the WOW factor in everything you create."

"If you're looking up at me (your boss), you've got your ass pointed at the customer."

"Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is ready cash - use it!"

"The most successful people always have a bulging Rolodex."

"Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you're doing, but nobody else does."

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."

"Luck is preparation meeting opportunity."

"He who hesitates is last."

"You can get anything you want when you help other people get what they want."

'You are guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots you never take."

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

"The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at."

"Win or lose, its playing the game itself that is the true victory."

"When you get to the top of the mountain, don't look down, you might fall."

"When you get rich, relatives you never heard from before will start inviting you over for the holidays."

"You can be fat, ugly and bald, but if you're wallet is full of "Benjies" you'll be walking with the hottest girls in town."

Now Go Fuck Yourself Father Time . . . . . . . . . .

very wise advice young man

bwho · 12-11-2002, 06:23 AM

OneHungLo · 12-11-2002, 06:28 AM

Ross · 12-11-2002, 06:35 AM

19

i don't wanna get any older this age is fun.....

Angie · 12-11-2002, 06:59 AM

19 here too

LadyMischief · 12-11-2002, 07:03 AM

Icy · 12-11-2002, 07:15 AM

27 here

AWW - Kevin · 12-11-2002, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
35

same age as AMP, just not as well known

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-11-2002, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

same age as AMP, just not as well known

Thats not what the girls out on the blvd says

Paul · 12-11-2002, 08:38 AM

18 years old

strobi · 12-11-2002, 09:05 AM

23 here.....

fiveyes · 12-11-2002, 09:29 AM

I'll be 54 in March.

archer · 12-11-2002, 09:40 AM

geez....these poor guys that are over the age of 18 and don't realize that they're already past their sexual peak

UncleJimmy · 12-11-2002, 12:19 PM

34 but I quit aging at 27.... I liked that year for some reason...

goodgirl · 12-11-2002, 12:34 PM

Calvinguy · 12-11-2002, 12:39 PM

superweb · 12-11-2002, 01:19 PM

I'm 19. It looks like some people there were members at this forum before they were 18. Does it mean, that they were 17 or less years old adult webmasters?(To be honest, I started with adult bussiness, when I was 16)

el_greco · 12-11-2002, 01:29 PM

26, married w/a mortgage...my god responsibility ages you fast...

el_greco

T - Bone · 12-11-2002, 01:47 PM

Just turned 23 and grauated from Chico State, Playboy's #2 party school.

Definetly a new chapter in life, love it though

Wenchy · 12-11-2002, 02:39 PM

Good grief, I feel OLD! 37 next month... I have KIDS older than some of you!

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	45 going on 29! All I can say is time flys GFY youngsters. Before you know it you're 30, then 40 zooms in on you like an F-117 out of nowhere. So enjoy life to the MAX while you've got your youth! Turning 45 was harder for me than turning 40. Cause now I qualify for all those senior life insurance plans you see on TV. Actually it gets better every year. You feel a lot wiser at this age. You've learned a zillion life lessons and don't make the same mistakes twice any longer. And for all the naysayers that say the Porn biz is ready for the graveyard. Well its been feeding my plate since 1984 and I've been hearing the end is near for 18 years now. Hahahahaha. Best advice for all the young entrepreneurs here. Hmmm. When you make your first million tuck it away and save it for a rainy day, then go and make many millions more. But always keep that first mil safe and sound, cause you never know when shit will happen and IT WILL! You'll need some of that mil to bounce back when things fuck up. And some "fatherly" quotes to live by! "Every time history repeats itself the price goes up." "The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success." "Keep your friends close to you, your enemies closer." "Business is built on the loyal customer, one who comes back and brings a friend." "The first key to networking is to talk to everybody." "Always have the WOW factor in everything you create." "If you're looking up at me (your boss), you've got your ass pointed at the customer." "Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is ready cash - use it!" "The most successful people always have a bulging Rolodex." "Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you're doing, but nobody else does." "Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude." "Luck is preparation meeting opportunity." "He who hesitates is last." "You can get anything you want when you help other people get what they want." 'You are guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots you never take." "The harder you work, the luckier you get." "The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at." "Win or lose, its playing the game itself that is the true victory." "When you get to the top of the mountain, don't look down, you might fall." "When you get rich, relatives you never heard from before will start inviting you over for the holidays." "You can be fat, ugly and bald, but if you're wallet is full of "Benjies" you'll be walking with the hottest girls in town." Now Go Fuck Yourself Father Time . . . . . . . . . .

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