45 going on 29! All I can say is time flys GFY youngsters. Before you know it you're 30, then 40 zooms in on you like an F-117 out of nowhere. So enjoy life to the MAX while you've got your youth!

Turning 45 was harder for me than turning 40. Cause now I qualify for all those senior life insurance plans you see on TV.

Actually it gets better every year. You feel a lot wiser at this age.
You've learned a zillion life lessons and don't make the same mistakes twice any longer.

And for all the naysayers that say the Porn biz is ready for the graveyard. Well its been feeding my plate since 1984 and I've been hearing the end is near for 18 years now. Hahahahaha.

Best advice for all the young entrepreneurs here. Hmmm. When you make your first million tuck it away and save it for a rainy day, then go and make many millions more. But always keep that first mil safe and sound, cause you never know when shit will happen and IT WILL! You'll need some of that mil to bounce back when things fuck up.


And some "fatherly" quotes to live by!

"Every time history repeats itself the price goes up."

"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."

"Keep your friends close to you, your enemies closer."

"Business is built on the loyal customer, one who comes back and brings a friend."

"The first key to networking is to talk to everybody."

"Always have the WOW factor in everything you create."

"If you're looking up at me (your boss), you've got your ass pointed at the customer."

"Yesterday is a cancelled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, today is ready cash - use it!"

"The most successful people always have a bulging Rolodex."

"Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you're doing, but nobody else does."

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."

"Luck is preparation meeting opportunity."

"He who hesitates is last."

"You can get anything you want when you help other people get what they want."

'You are guaranteed to miss 100% of the shots you never take."

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

"The successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at."

"Win or lose, its playing the game itself that is the true victory."

"When you get to the top of the mountain, don't look down, you might fall."

"When you get rich, relatives you never heard from before will start inviting you over for the holidays."

"You can be fat, ugly and bald, but if you're wallet is full of "Benjies" you'll be walking with the hottest girls in town."

Now Go Fuck Yourself Father Time . . . . . . . . . .

31 going on 13

KRL, man you are sooo right.... :)

23 but I feel 80.....

294 in dog years.

38 and still kickin. er, lickin'. er, whatever.....

33 but feeling much older everyday
Fil is 28 and the Lord has blessed him with his mom's goodlooks and nice skin cuz he keeps looking younger to me everyday.

23...24 in July :) It seem like the day I turned 16 my life has been going by way too fast. Having kids doesn't help either :1orglaugh
I'm watching them go from a few seconds old to years in what seems like minutes.

:helpme :winkwink:

26

Thank fuck your here....
Feel alright now - 38.

:thumbsup

19

KRL thats so fucking true.............. it almost made me cry.:)

22 soon to be 23

35:helpme

26

I'm 30, and I still get carded, too. I always tell them thank you for making me feel young.:thumbsup

I age backwards so I can tell people what the future was like. They only believe me yesterday, but seem to have trouble imagining what I'll have said.

31.

I get that damn ID thing all the time too.

::hiding:: LOL

of allll people on here ya picked ME ROFL

sweet 18 :Graucho

no surprise that you're '18' stanton. your every keystroke shows that!

i do wonder how old spunky is?:1orglaugh maybe there's no spunk left in him

12

+1 = 13

your every keystroke shows that you are gay :Graucho

29 on Dec 23rd.

29

19

thatdykeliz , see what you started LOL

DIE THREAD DIE :BangBang:

11721 days

32 soon, and loving it
yes, no lie, i like being 'old'

and i must say, there is alot of young bucks out here. alot more than I expected

very wise advice young man :thumbsup

21

27

19

i don't wanna get any older this age is fun.....

19 here too

26

27 here

same age as AMP, just not as well known :thumbsup

Thats not what the girls out on the blvd says :Graucho :1orglaugh :pimp

18 years old :thumbsup

23 here.....

I'll be 54 in March.

geez....these poor guys that are over the age of 18 and don't realize that they're already past their sexual peak:winkwink:

34 but I quit aging at 27.... I liked that year for some reason...

31 :)

28

I'm 19. It looks like some people there were members at this forum before they were 18. Does it mean, that they were 17 or less years old adult webmasters?(To be honest, I started with adult bussiness, when I was 16)

26, married w/a mortgage...my god responsibility ages you fast...

el_greco

Just turned 23 and grauated from Chico State, Playboy's #2 party school.

Definetly a new chapter in life, love it though :thumbsup

Good grief, I feel OLD! 37 next month... I have KIDS older than some of you! :1orglaugh