Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
well im not gonna bullshit too much, lets start:
go out to a club.
before you go there.... prepare....
1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.
2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.
3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.
4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.
never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.
when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.
when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.
once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.
get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.
once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....
in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....
more when this thread hits 100 posts...
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