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Raf1 08-09-2004 10:59 AM
I don't use gel (my hair is about 3-4mm), I get drunk as fuck, rarely dance and somehow I usually come home with a pretty hot chick. There is no recipe for picking up girls. Some like metrosexual fags, some like men...

cherrylula 08-09-2004 11:02 AM
this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation :Graucho

escorpio 08-09-2004 11:12 AM
I almost fucked a girl once.

tranza 08-09-2004 11:13 AM
Lol... I want to see the rest of it...

Kard63 08-09-2004 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by cherrylula
this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation :Graucho

LMAO yes it does.




but nothing will beat dancing hans.

beemk 08-09-2004 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by cherrylula
this thread desperately needs a dancing oracle porn animation :Graucho
hahahhaha, it sure does

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by StarkReality
Never met any really interesting girls in clubs. Sure, good for a one night stand, but it becomes really boring over the time...never satisfying, you don't know what she likes, she doesn't know what you like and in the morning you awake and try to get away as fast as you can run.

The girls you really want aren't the ones you meet in clubs...they don't want men who dance (they only want to dance while you watch :Graucho)...they love your walmart jeans (and think this stylish outfit you never liked to wear looks gay)...they don't want a drink (because your cum tastes better)...they are out there and you'll find them when you stop looking for one night stands all the time :2 cents:
while you are dreaming, I'll fuck the chick from the club...
good luck though....

cayne 08-09-2004 01:29 PM
LOL your guide is exactly like a song of a german band:
Blumentopf - Better life GmbH. :1orglaugh

TheMob 08-09-2004 01:31 PM
lol, this thread is getting really funny

NoCarrier 08-09-2004 01:35 PM
Oracle Porn, you should start with something much more easier. You're going too fast..

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image...lgf_vagina.jpg

:glugglug

coolfuck 08-09-2004 01:44 PM
nice thx for that man ;)
i am a newbie ..at that shit

TheEnforcer 08-09-2004 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the similarities between this and the "get your TGP to 300k in 6 days" lil2rich4u thread are staggering

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Face (o_0) 08-09-2004 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Raf1
I don't use gel (my hair is about 3-4mm), I get drunk as fuck, rarely dance and somehow I usually come home with a pretty hot chick. There is no recipe for picking up girls. Some like metrosexual fags, some like men...
ZING!

TheEnforcer 08-09-2004 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Blondie23
Honey that advice is great for some.. but if a guy is carrying some extra lbs and not young and trendy.. i dont think throwing his weight around on the dance floor and working up a sweat (mixed with that strong cologne) is gonna guarantee him some puntang.

Nothing more unsexy than a guy trying too hard.. i much prefer the laid back guys who would rather just be themselves.:2 cents:

each to their own tho!
As usual a classy lady like blondie comes along and sheds true light on the subject. I'll take a great lady like blondie who cares about substance over a shallow chick who can get played by fools out to impress gullible women any night of the week.

axelcat 08-09-2004 01:58 PM
:1orglaugh

StarkReality 08-09-2004 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Oracle Porn
while you are dreaming, I'll fuck the chick from the club...
good luck though....
Have fun doing it, took me quite long to grow up and recognize how boring sex with those 18 year old immature chicks is, too. :winkwink:

cayne 08-09-2004 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the similarities between this and the "get your TGP to 300k in 6 days" lil2rich4u thread are staggering
link? :Graucho :Graucho

doober 08-09-2004 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by cosis
guide to getting laid

show a stacks of 100 dollars bills to girl
insert penis into vagina
roflmao

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoNgHiTtA 08-09-2004 02:13 PM
its so obvious how young and naive oracle you are by this post. this is the shit that you would do when your in college or high school.

and yeah, do it for years and it gets pretty old. there isn't much substance at clubs and with these sorts of girls. meeting women worth meeting is really about being in the right circles.

Paul Waters 08-09-2004 02:28 PM
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?

:1orglaugh

Face (o_0) 08-09-2004 02:37 PM
100


gives these guys more tips :1orglaugh

TheWildcard 08-09-2004 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by justfreemovies
funny but its all true
I don't think it's supposed to be funny.

sixxxth_sense 08-09-2004 02:40 PM
this guide is worth 0! oracle porn never got laid and yet he's teaching the kids on GFY. The only time oracle got laid was when he waas 6 and his friend forced him to suck'm off! TRUE FUCKING STORY AS TOLD BY ORACLE HIMSELF

please:helpme this fucking fag!

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
this guide is worth 0! oracle porn never got laid and yet he's teaching the kids on GFY. The only time oracle got laid was when he waas 6 and his friend forced him to suck'm off! TRUE FUCKING STORY AS TOLD BY ORACLE HIMSELF

please:helpme this fucking fag!
come back when you can make more then 2 sales a day.

and when I said I'll post more once this thread reaches 100, I really ment 200.

Repetitive Monkey 08-09-2004 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by cosis
guide to getting laid

show a stacks of 100 dollars bills to girl
insert penis into vagina
Funniest post I have seen for a week. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Waters
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?

:1orglaugh
dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.

Paul Waters 08-09-2004 02:54 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paul Waters
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?



dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.

We hit a sore spot...... No doubt remains!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Waters
quote:Originally posted by Paul Waters
Why would we accept advice from a virgin?



dont you have to make some phone calls to the cops about a model being 1 hour late...fucking idiot.

We hit a sore spot...... No doubt remains!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
you are a true moron, l'm pretty sure I got laid more times then you did...(without paying for it, like you do)

Steen2 08-09-2004 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Oracle Porn
and sometimes those "club hoes" can surprise you...:winkwink:
Filming trannytrick.com footage?

sixxxth_sense 08-09-2004 02:59 PM
:1orglaugh this page 2 is way too funny!! hahaha, omg OraclePorn the shit u bring onto ur self!:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 08-09-2004 03:02 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Steen2
Filming trannytrick.com footage?
:1orglaugh

NichePay_Manny 08-09-2004 04:59 PM
Good luck with that info :thumbsup

PlayGirl 08-09-2004 05:27 PM
there is nothing unsexier than a guy who's trying too hard :(

Oracle Porn 08-09-2004 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by PlayGirl
there is nothing unsexier than a guy who's trying too hard :(
hehehe...and there's nothing funnier that a girl I want to fuck trying to get me in bed while I'm playing hard to get...

Juicy D. Links 02-27-2005 04:05 PM
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NoCarrier 02-27-2005 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

yellowmenace 02-27-2005 04:10 PM
Nice tranny pic lol

DarkJedi 02-27-2005 04:16 PM
uh, only fags dance.

maxdaname 02-27-2005 04:23 PM
Wow! Classic Oracle moment!


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