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Old 08-07-2004, 09:51 PM   #1
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Job Predictor - What's Your Predicted JOB? (funny)

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Said I would be a brain surgeon

On the other hand, my wife got Unemployed Porn Star.
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:04 PM   #2
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With my nick-name, it said I'd teach pensioners to drive, on the other hand, with my real name it said I'd play for the Rangers.
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:05 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:06 PM   #4
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:09 PM   #5
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:11 PM   #6
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:14 PM   #7
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:14 PM   #8
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:14 PM   #9
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:34 PM   #10
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:36 PM   #11
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #12
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #13
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:39 PM   #14
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Hugo, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

Looks like its time to get the old lab coat out and attempt to take over the world once more...
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:43 PM   #15
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Old 08-07-2004, 10:54 PM   #16
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wtf is a Sandwich Board Advertising

my guidance counselor never mentioned that profession.
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:04 PM   #17
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:12 PM   #18
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:22 PM   #19
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:24 PM   #20
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:30 PM   #21
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:41 PM   #22
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:43 PM   #23
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Old 08-07-2004, 11:53 PM   #24
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:03 AM   #25
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:05 AM   #26
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LoL what the fuck!

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Old 08-08-2004, 12:06 AM   #27
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:10 AM   #28
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:14 AM   #29
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:16 AM   #30
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:18 AM   #31
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:19 AM   #32
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:29 AM   #33
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Do you guys think this is for real? How do you think are the predictions accurate?
I don't want to be a a Ping pong ball inspector
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:33 AM   #34
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Do you guys think this is for real? How do you think are the predictions accurate?
I don't want to be a a Ping pong ball inspector
The site is just a joke, obviously you can't predict a profession from just a name....
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:35 AM   #35
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Old 08-08-2004, 12:36 AM   #36
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I don't get it. You see that the site is a joke, but you don't see that his reply is a joke? Dumbass.

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Old 08-08-2004, 01:12 AM   #38
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Old 08-08-2004, 01:29 AM   #39
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Well, at least it said "professional"....
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Old 08-08-2004, 01:34 AM   #40
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Old 08-08-2004, 01:47 AM   #42
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Old 08-08-2004, 01:49 AM   #43
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Old 08-08-2004, 01:59 AM   #45
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Old 08-08-2004, 04:22 AM   #46
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Old 08-08-2004, 04:24 AM   #47
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Old 08-08-2004, 06:58 PM   #48
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Old 08-08-2004, 06:59 PM   #49
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