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Doctor Dre 08-08-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I have come to the conclusion that you assholes who enjoy looking at gooey diseased shit being shot on the faces of women are WOMEN HATERS.

How many of you dumb shits would allow a woman or a man to shoot scummy cum shit all over your face? How many men how ever tasted or smelled their wads? Those of you who are big drinkers and eat garlic have cum that tastes like puke.

Grow up, boys! And if any of you females think these pictures are cute, then take a few batches of cum in your mouth and on your face from fat asses like Aaron. You will soon discover that it is all very foul.:BangBang:

I've had my GF telling me to cum in her face b4 ...

eiht_98 08-08-2004 10:49 AM

that's a lot of cum...damn

montel 08-08-2004 10:53 AM

ohhh that's really nice though.

RP Fade 08-08-2004 10:53 AM

Good stuff Aaron as always :thumbsup

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
I have come to the conclusion that you assholes who enjoy looking at gooey diseased shit being shot on the faces of women are WOMEN HATERS.

How many of you dumb shits would allow a woman or a man to shoot scummy cum shit all over your face? How many men how ever tasted or smelled their wads? Those of you who are big drinkers and eat garlic have cum that tastes like puke.

Grow up, boys! And if any of you females think these pictures are cute, then take a few batches of cum in your mouth and on your face from fat asses like Aaron. You will soon discover that it is all very foul.:BangBang:


Whoa!!!


Aaron.....Did you cum on this girls face?



:1orglaugh

Poppy 08-08-2004 10:57 AM

Nice glue gun...lol

dirtysouth 08-08-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt Frackas
Whoa!!!


Aaron.....Did you cum on this girls face?



:1orglaugh

Apparently not. Maybe that's her problem. :1orglaugh

MicroChick 08-08-2004 11:02 AM

Doctor Dre, some females will do anything to please their men!

When my girlfriends and I get together, we compare notes. Sometimes it is easier to jerk off the guy and take a cum bath then to lie there like a rug and get fucked. Over the years, females have learned how to play the game. If you don't like sex or you just aren't *in the mood*, what do you do when someone you love wants to get off???? You smile and pretend like you are enjoying it, or you hurt him and/or make him angry by telling him to *shove it in a sock!*

Tim 08-08-2004 11:13 AM

Nice work Aaron:thumbsup

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Doctor Dre, some females will do anything to please their men!

When my girlfriends and I get together, we compare notes. Sometimes it is easier to jerk off the guy and take a cum bath then to lie there like a rug and get fucked. Over the years, females have learned how to play the game. If you don't like sex or you just aren't *in the mood*, what do you do when someone you love wants to get off???? You smile and pretend like you are enjoying it, or you hurt him and/or make him angry by telling him to *shove it in a sock!*


Question:

What the hells the difference between:

1) a women sucking a mans cock and getting jizz on her face.

2) a man eating a womens pussy and getting vag juice all over his face? (and by the way ...some women SQUIRT?)

TweetyBird 08-08-2004 11:14 AM

nice pics :thumbsup

Spunky 08-08-2004 11:14 AM

Dirty little whore :)

CDSmith 08-08-2004 11:17 AM

Back in my 20's my girlfriend at the time liked me to goo up her face and mouth from time to time. She said it tasted like kiwi fruit. :D

MicroChick 08-08-2004 11:28 AM

CD, you guys are such pushovers. As long as the female is telling you what you want to hear, of course you will believe it.

Did you taste it? Was is KIWI SMACKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Matt, some women have yucky yeast infections and you get a mouth full of chunky cottage cheese. Not good! When you are in the heat of passion, and if you are lucky enough to be with a fabulous partner, everything tastes good, looks good, and feels good.

I feel for the ladies who do the cum shot scenes to make a buck. :(

fatal attraction 08-08-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
Doctor Dre, some females will do anything to please their men!

When my girlfriends and I get together, we compare notes. Sometimes it is easier to jerk off the guy and take a cum bath then to lie there like a rug and get fucked. Over the years, females have learned how to play the game. If you don't like sex or you just aren't *in the mood*, what do you do when someone you love wants to get off???? You smile and pretend like you are enjoying it, or you hurt him and/or make him angry by telling him to *shove it in a sock!*

Wow, you seem a little bitter. :) Some girls REALLY do like facials and cum in there mouths! :winkwink:

Nice work Aaron! :thumbsup

Peaches 08-08-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
Wow, you seem a little bitter. :) Some girls REALLY do like facials and cum in there mouths! :winkwink:

Nice work Aaron! :thumbsup

"a little bitter" is an understatement with confucy :)

Looking forward to seeing you in a few days!!! :thumbsup

psyko514 08-08-2004 11:38 AM

man, it looks like that dude has been saving up.

Platinumpimp 08-08-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Back in my 20's my girlfriend at the time liked me to goo up her face and mouth from time to time. She said it tasted like kiwi fruit. :D
If she thinks it tastes like Kiwi fruit she must've sucked you dry :1orglaugh

Thats the spirit though, all chicks should be like that :thumbsup

fatal attraction 08-08-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
"a little bitter" is an understatement with confucy :)

Looking forward to seeing you in a few days!!! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Looking forward to seeing you too Peaches!

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick


Matt, some women have yucky yeast infections and you get a mouth full of chunky cottage cheese. Not good! When you are in the heat of passion, and if you are lucky enough to be with a fabulous partner, everything tastes good, looks good, and feels good.

I feel for the ladies who do the cum shot scenes to make a buck. :(

ah ..see thats different.
I thought you were making that statement is regards to all "facials" ...personal & professional :)

..but arent you in the Porn business? I mean what the fuck are we all doing here on GFY?


:)

Raven 08-08-2004 11:57 AM

It has been said, many times, that a man's cum is good for a woman's complexion.

Peaches 08-08-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt Frackas

..but arent you in the Porn business? I mean what the fuck are we all doing here on GFY?


:)

No, she's not in the industry. She never has been and probably never will be :)

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
No, she's not in the industry. She never has been and probably never will be :)
then why is she here looking at Aarons pee pee?

Trixxxia 08-08-2004 12:09 PM

Nice work - very clear.....makes you feel like 'we're the guy' heheh
BTW, the second girl has a startling resemblance to Clinton's daughter! :)

Peaches 08-08-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt Frackas
then why is she here looking at Aarons pee pee?
All I can figure out is she's here because the mainstream boards have banned her. Though Lens has banned her, Oprano has banned her, Netpond has banned her, and she still hangs around the adult boards. I suppose she has no where else to go. :(

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
All I can figure out is she's here because the mainstream boards have banned her. Though Lens has banned her, Oprano has banned her, Netpond has banned her, and she still hangs around the adult boards. I suppose she has no where else to go. :(
shit...she should use that idle time to join an affilate program and make some money!

:)

AaronM 08-08-2004 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Matt Frackas
then why is she here looking at Aarons pee pee?

Just for clarification........That's not my pee pee. :glugglug

Triple 6 08-08-2004 12:35 PM

those shots look quite amateurish.... was that the goal ?

Matt Frackas 08-08-2004 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Just for clarification........That's not my pee pee. :glugglug
OK.

AaronM 08-08-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
those shots look quite amateurish.... was that the goal ?
Of course. All I shoot is amateur content. :glugglug

Vanilla DeVille 08-08-2004 12:53 PM

Awesome shoots, Baybee!! :thumbsup

CDSmith 08-08-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
CD, you guys are such pushovers. As long as the female is telling you what you want to hear, of course you will believe it.

Did you taste it? Was is KIWI SMACKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, didn't taste it. Didn't care to. I simply believed what she was saying. If that makes me a 'pushover', then I guess I'm a pushover. Whatever.

I'm sure if she didn't like it she would have said so. She wasn't the type to do shit she was uncomfortable with, she was no pushover. :D


Come to think of it, not many of my past girlfriends were pushovers. I tend to go for chicks with confidence.

CDSmith 08-08-2004 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
If she thinks it tastes like Kiwi fruit she must've sucked you dry :1orglaugh
Totally. She was the type that you didn't have to ask, she woke you up with a hummer enough to satisfy even the horniest horndog.

She was extremely bad with mood swings though, and had a drinking problem, so I had to fire her and get a better model. And I'll be damned if I again find myself sitting here now with a vacant position!

Is a chick with some other guy's spooge on her face considered "girlfriend material?"... :1orglaugh

MicroChick 08-08-2004 02:54 PM

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

I make more money in porn in a day than you do for the entire year. It is of no benefit to me whatsoever to come here and flash banners in the faces of webmasters.

You, my dear, are a jealous fat old ugly bitch who has nothing better to do than to post lies on the boards. You do nothing in porn but push lousy programs to the masses. You have never created anything. You said it yourself...you are a customer service whore........a dime a dozen.

I love the fact that you think you know who I am. You know nothing about me. You sit in your log cabin with your dogs and you turn on your computer and eat your krispy kremes as you get fatter and fatter and more bitter and bitter.

I bet you are as dry as the Sahara Desert. You wouldn't be able to produce one bit of liquid from your dried out vagina. And I bet you have never tasted one iota of cum.

TAKE YOUR DRIED OUT hahahaha AND STICK IT IN SOMEONE'S FACE WHO APPRECIATES OLD BITTER BROADS. I'm sick of your shit. You are a sad joke, and porn needs webmasters who have a sense of humor and who are honest...traits you do not have and never will possess.:321GFY

MicroChick 08-08-2004 03:04 PM

Aaron, anyone can grab a camera and snap some pictures.

Those who are complimenting you need to go to school and discover what makes a picture great.

Why is it all the so-called photographers on GFY are old fat bastards? Is this the only way you guys can get chicks?

P A T H E T I C ................why not grab your camera and take pictures of over-the-hill bitches like Peaches. Why do ugly men believe that all these young chicky girls really find them desirable? Don't the experts say that water finds its own level? Don't ugly fat bald boring men know they would be better off finding their female equals???????????????????

:thumbsup

Raven 08-08-2004 03:19 PM

Peaches? Bitter?

Are we talking about the same lady I know?

Raven 08-08-2004 03:20 PM

Aaron? Pathetic?

I can think of many words to use to describe my friend, Aaron; but, no.

Pathetic doesn't come to mind.

Got the wrong guy.

AaronM 08-08-2004 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
Aaron? Pathetic?

I can think of many words to use to describe my friend, Aaron; but, no.

Pathetic doesn't come to mind.

Got the wrong guy.

She just another bitter troll, Raven. If she had half a clue then she would not be attacking me in the first place. :glugglug

Peaches 08-08-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MicroChick
PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

I make more money in porn in a day than you do for the entire year. It is of no benefit to me whatsoever to come here and flash banners in the faces of webmasters.

You, my dear, are a jealous fat old ugly bitch who has nothing better to do than to post lies on the boards. You do nothing in porn but push lousy programs to the masses. You have never created anything. You said it yourself...you are a customer service whore........a dime a dozen.

I love the fact that you think you know who I am. You know nothing about me. You sit in your log cabin with your dogs and you turn on your computer and eat your krispy kremes as you get fatter and fatter and more bitter and bitter.

I bet you are as dry as the Sahara Desert. You wouldn't be able to produce one bit of liquid from your dried out vagina. And I bet you have never tasted one iota of cum.

TAKE YOUR DRIED OUT hahahaha AND STICK IT IN SOMEONE'S FACE WHO APPRECIATES OLD BITTER BROADS. I'm sick of your shit. You are a sad joke, and porn needs webmasters who have a sense of humor and who are honest...traits you do not have and never will possess.:321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You don't make a dime in porn (did you forget your bank statements were subpeonaed and received by the court?) and since we've all seen your picture, you calling me a "jealous fat old ugly bitch who has nothing better to do than to post lies on the boards" is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. :winkwink:

Peaches 08-08-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
Peaches? Bitter?

Are we talking about the same lady I know?

Gee Raven, you COULD have picked out a few more additional insults to dispute her on! :winkwink:

See you in a few days!! :)


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